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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 9h

Every day Pete Hegseth is like—we care about one thing only: Winning, which is why the enemy has achieved its operational objectives and destroyed an ~irreplicable E-3 Sentry and our department is covering up casualties, and I've focused on dick checks, facial hair, and flybys at Kid Rock's house

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 9h

Wut?

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope everyone has a Hussein

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Grady Booch @booch.com · 30/09/2026

It’s artificial intelligence. In the history of computing, this puerile attempt to rename it because of the simpleminded whims of an incompetent and corrupt narcissist will be seen as a failure of leadership, an abandonment of intellectual integrity, and an embarrassment for any who join with him.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's something special about a man falling asleep on live television three minutes after calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe."

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Mike @mike-0568.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'We had them under view for a long time, and we got them.' The US president is a lying tosspot. The plot was foiled by an insomniac farmer, who spotted the men and reported them to Gloucestershire police.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you missed this sale, and are OK with ebooks? This is ONE DOLLAR on Sweet Shop. Right now. Quite the discount from $15. sweetshop.app/publishers/i...

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Iron Circus Comics

Hi there, everybody! We're Iron Circus Comics! We were born in 2007, and we're the premiere publisher of award-winning, critically-acclaimed graphic novels in...

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wasn’t going to comment on the Cornell issue, but I can’t let this go. I’ve gone to police while being stalked and terrorized, only to have key information and evidence omitted and my statement recorded egregiously wrong.

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Pantrywoman @pantrywoman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Crazy day at the pantry—-so many new clients - you can tell it’s hard for them to have to finally come for help😢

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe we should stop treating every announcement he makes like actual news.

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here’s your periodic reminder that Howard Lutnick is still Commerce secretary despite blatantly lying to the public about his personal and business ties with child molester Jeffrey Epstein.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

maybe I haven't heard that song because I have better taste than you do

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Abby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looking more and more like Boris & Natasha....

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fraz44.bsky.social @fraz44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whereas Matt only wants to shag them

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Canada annual potash exports total: 22-23 million tons Canada annual potash exports to the US: 12 million tons Belarus annual potash exports total: 10-12 million tons Belarus potash exports already contracted, with China the biggest recipient: All This is stupid, moving on

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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the President of the USA is a total idiot.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

General reminder, gang: @cartoonist.coop has multiple pages of tutorials on building your own site. Do not sign your productive output over to corporations who consider you acceptable collateral damage in their pursuit of profit. cartoonist.coop/resources/

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RESOURCES – CARTOONISTS UNITED

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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's been three days since he said this, but I think it deserves an encore: “If we buy $2 billion worth of bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing $2 billion. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save $2 billion.” And this guy is in charge of the world's largest economy.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026

Told my date I wanted to go to the most expensive place in DC so he took me to the Exxon in Georgetown.

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people

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Jeremy Hot Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ed Sheeran fans could save a lot of money just enjoying the ringtones that come with their phone

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

“oh so u think posting on Bluesky is any bett-“ let me stop you

4 panel cartoon

Panel 1: A very emotional blue guy with his fists clenched says “All evil needs to triumph…”

Panel 2: He gets even more emotional and continues “Is for good people to do nothing. That’s why…”

Panel 3: He yells heroically “I post on Bluesky!” he puts his hands on his hips and looks sternly into the middle distance, sunlight fills the panel behind him and doves take flight in the background

Panel 4: Purple Guy leans into the panel and whispers “that’s the same as doing nothing”

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

hero

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We’ve reached the “remove all sharp objects” phase of the Trump presidency.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

An entirely reasonable organizational response from CNN would be that they will no longer host members of the administration as long as the administration bars them from the White House

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026

The overwhelming consensus is for journalists to boycott the White House in solidarity, and for those impacted to sue. Gray rock him.

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lauren Boebert out here having secret same-sex relations like an evangelical pastor.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us

Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1:
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”

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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know what would be a good human interest story? Interview the folks in stores and gas stations who have to continually clean up or remove the "I Did That" Trump stickers from their workplaces.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

WAPO is reporting that at least four more service members have died in the war in Iran than DOD is publicly acknowledging. CNN is reporting that the US almost seized a Chinese vessel because AI incorrectly identified it as containing Iranian nuclear material. Clown show.

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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The judge asked the govt if the Kennedy Center is going bankrupt. You should've seen them backpedal Why so fast? If it's broke, a court puts someone else in charge & they lose control of it @cnn.com👇 -TN

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Matthew D. Nielsen @matthewdnielsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

For no reason at all, I would like to remind everyone in Los Angeles that Metro Rail and Bus are only $1.75 to ride. With free transfers for 2 hours. And a daily cap at $5. And the Transit app is the most helpful tool when planning journeys on public transportation.

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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Remember those innocent days when we thought that Kash Patel's favorite hangout The Poodle Room was a club, and not a pet spa?

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't get it. I'll never understand it. What's left of MTV is sitting on pure, solid gold in the form of their animation output. It was trailblazing, legendary stuff. And nobody over there seems to care. Blows my mind.

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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

… Ken Paxton gave a Jeffrey Epstein style sweetheart deal to a child rapist and then let him back out on the streets without even requiring this guy to register as a sex offender. @JonFavs: The Republican Party has nominated an attorney general who set a child rapist free after 29 days in prison.

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twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bummed that I missed the screenings of Duck Soup at my local theaters. Should have put a reminder in my calendar. They're playing North by Northwest soon, so hoping to catch that at least.

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sam @samthielman.com · 18/09/2026

realize I'm a little bit of a quirky guy but being punched in the face repeatedly by masked men with guns actually is something I find frightening

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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

18 service members were killed 750 were wounded The Trump administration spent $33.4 billion-$7.4 billion in contingency expenses, $22.3 billion in munitions, and $3.7 billion in equipment We lost control of the Strait of Hormuz And the Pentagon won’t even tell us why we really attacked Iran

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Luke's EA @msonemic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't see how the Kennedy family stays quiet about this

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