twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 5hThat's a fairly classy response coming from Shaved Grimace for once. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 16hAnd I see that they are offering them as subscription products. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 16hI'm a fan of Garfield without Garfield; Seinfeld without Seinfeld kinda sounds like a big improvement. 120
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 19hMaybe we need to put a tax on golden parachutes like this. 011
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on BlueSkystatic.klipy.comStormyAlt: A camouflaged Martin Sheen emerging from the swamp in Apocalypse Now. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's just a matter of time before the fundie homeschooling crowd trains a model with the Bible and the Left Behind books, isn't it? 010
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Let all the AI charter-schools do it. Oh, wait, nobody is starting charter schools that use AI, are they? 100
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Campus police are notoriously compromised at this, however; it needs to be independent law enforcement. Every college town probably needs a SVU in their PD. 172
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In saner times, this would be investigated by the FBI, because the frats and their members and alumni are interstate. I would not be shocked if there is overlap with the Epstein ring. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope this investigation also covers the fraternity's national chapter, alumni connections, etc. that may have been a factor in how the university handled the case. 100
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Having worked for Warner Bros. during the AOL TimeWarner days, I am confident this too will pass. If I were at Disney, I'd be readying the M&A folks and dusting off Roger Rabbit sequel scripts, as well as drooling over DC/Marvel crossovers. 031
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There really weren't any qualifications when I applied and was accepted to be a substitute teacher, not even a background check, so I don't know how you can be an imposter at a job that is basically "warm body" in many school districts. 230
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They're the best subject and the worst models at the same time. 010
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would totally be on board for a reference card set of cat poses; I can't begin to tell you how many of the hundreds of zoom modeling sessions I've participated in had feline visitors. 120
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Angela Paxton's man was out here having her drive the getaway car as he tried to dodge a subpoena, showing up to events with a new woman and traveling with his mistress, yet she is telling Texans to vote for him because Democrats want to give them affordable healthcare. 591046303
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not to mention the shiny studios that David Ellison bought. Do his donors think this is a good idea. 000
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is it safe for me to say on here that I do not believe the polls about the Midterms? I don't trust white voters to be honest about their voting intentions with pollsters. 871599203
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That's a huge chunk of the military, several defense contractors, and a good chunk of the tax base that flows to all those red states. 120
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do 2103903237
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialAmee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Donald Trump just called Dr. Annie Andrews "Trannie Andrews" on Truth Social in an attempt to help her opponent raise money. Join me in flooding Dr. Andrews website with tons of small donations right now so that this backfires on Trump spectacularly. 💙 drannieandrews.com 125655379
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If medical science can’t even explain the guy with no ears, how can we trust it about anything? Check out youtube.com/@realinfowars to expand your mind. 1750533
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialTigers Claw 🐅🐾 虎の爪 @tigersclaw1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How coincidental, I was considering consuming large quantities of the spice melange, then drinking the waters of life, and then becoming God Emperor of Dune 4334827
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So, not the wisest name for your local cigar club. 010
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The M&A elves at Disney are probably licking their chops about right now. DC/Marvel crossovers, Roger Rabbit sequels, Tiny Toons in Duckburg. The mind boggles. 010
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm sure Ivermectin will be super-effective. But only if you accompany it with green drink plankton t-booster magic powder. 030
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I take that to mean that the Administration is going to issue us all our own personal plague rats. 050
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It also increases the chance that the GOP will make more own goals before the election. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Trepanation 2.0 is not far behind, is it? 000
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In spite of being of the correct generation to have grown up while "Peanuts" was still in active publication, it's always a little surreal to be reminded that the most popular comic strip in the English-speaking world for fifty solid years was about an eight-year-old with clinical depression. 191426208
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is 'thermadorean' just a synonym for 'moist?' 100
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The unspoken thing so far is that these fraternities are national organizations, and the national chapter has to have been aware of incidents like this. This raises the whole thing to the level of interstate trafficking, especially when you think of the ties of alumni and campus admins. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I blame the state of broadcast television. With ad revenue in decline, networks don't have the money for those big TV rights deals, and streamers are even worse off. So, the leagues are courting the gambling companies instead of enforcing a ban. Economic panic all the way down. 000
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good thing we're sending Ka$h to check it out. 010
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Huh. I got that same follower today. It's like catfishing with a photo of an actual catfish. 111
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn. 151053217
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“George Harrison Sings” — The Pirate Song RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION (1975) #EricIdle 14555128
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Or give her a list of all the steeples in town. 010
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Cardinals believe in literal transubstantiation and the raising of the dead, and they're still less credulous than AI boosters. 030
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm fond of Still LIfe With Woodpecker. 120
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not like he even knows how to turn his phone on, though. 150
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026By this logic, Eric and Don Jr. should be brain surgeons. As it is, they have to share custody of the 3 brain cells on alternate weekends. 000
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake". 8929951011
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tomorrow, Tuberville will launch a nationwide campaign to get Panda Express removed from US airports. 020
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They'd stop building this wall immediately if you required them to put solar panels on the top. 030
Reposted by @twistmeyer.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week 624430881
twistmeyer.bsky.social @twistmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He'll end up as JD's running mate, because he's the only guy in the Senate who has less self-respect. 010
