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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10h

not to brag but i'm getting so good at becoming insane

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 10h

gonna be pretty funny in 20 years when the instagram account "iamthirtyaf" has a target audience of mostly 59-year-olds

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 13h

stories are meant to be enjoyed. so why is there always a part in the middle of the story where the hero is in trouble or having a hard time? with ai storytelling we can eliminate this type of inefficiency.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firi…

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 13h

all these guys think they have the best idea for narrative fiction and it's just "a fantasy that fulfills all my wishes with no friction or stakes"

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 18h

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

second one worked fine in the DOOM videogames

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[misinterpreting steph curry's "go to sleep" gesture after he swishes a crucial 3-pointer over me] "don't worry guys, i've got this. it looks like he's suddenly extremely tired."

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

here is my promise to you: i will NEVER complete a task

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

imo jp crawford is an extremely beautiful guy

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i've been to heaven too and i say jesus was just a cute little guy so which of us are you gonna believe

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

they can and should reverse this but the number of my favorite comedians who are dependent on *satellite radio* to make ends meet in the year of our lord 2026 does not make me feel good about the state of the industry right now

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"sirius xm is getting rid of something that was providing essential income to middle-class comedians and replacing it with something that will instead contribute a minuscule fraction of sebastian maniscalco's net worth" is an insane sentence that is also identical to every other news story this year

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

listen i love a workday where nothing gets fucked up but sometimes a workday where something gets fucked up very badly and it's not my fault is just as good

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

doesn't it feel like chuba hubbard has been a desperation midseason fantasy pickup since like 2008

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this country hasn't solved a single problem in my adult life (has barely tried!) and i'm supposed to be like "oh noooo we're losing the fight for ai supremacy" lol

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's such a dumb argument, this wasn't so long ago that people don't remember how it felt at the time. maybe walz was still saying weird at campaign events in october but i watched the vp debate where he spent the whole time acting like jd vance was making reasonable points.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026

Getting mad at Joyce Cato Oates for being a snob after cheering all her epic burns is a different form of being a member of the Leopards Eating Faces party. You can’t contain that heat, you can only hope to avoid its gaze.

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"all books count" ok as what exactly

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

crazy how much palmer luckey looks and acts like a guy named palmer luckey

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

boys are back in town opening guitar riff

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

if i were the green bay packers defensive coordinator i would simply tell my guys not to commit a backbreaking penalty every time the other team has a 3rd down

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i love when i see a small business whose signage uses the queens of the stone age font

storefront of guardian games, a store with a green facade and the business name in a spiky font where the letters taper in at the bottom

cover of songs for the deaf by queens of the stone age, red field with a black bident on it and the band and album title in the same font

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"sorry but i am simply too busy doing technology business to have ever looked at the front of my own house"

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

realistically he should have very bad posture from staring at the ground all the time

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

godzilla so damn tall i don't know how he's not trippin over his feet all the time

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

(getting heated) um yeah very funny but if you read the book dracula never actually says "bleh"

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

given the source material it's genuinely impressive that every change they made for the sake of the tv show is even fucking dumber than what was there originally

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

have been taking a short position on the rams the past couple seasons just based on matt stafford being the same age as me. got burned last year but i'm bound to be right eventually.

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

so much of the dialogue from REACHER could be written by presenting a topic to one of your uncles and just writing down the first thing he says about it

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

call an ambulance but not for me looking ass

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

a lot of people grew up thinking tweety bird was a girl because of his beautiful long eyelashes but i always knew better. keep that in mind when you're talking to me.

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

fuck i just saw "head > heels." head is greater than heels.

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Christopher Y @yates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

showed Sylvia Plath's "Metaphors" to my class today -- a really brilliant little poem, the only that I can think of that uses the concept of metaphor itself as a metaphor (words that are "pregnant" with meaning)

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

who's going to see this in concert? like going to the movies to watch a series of toyota commercials

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

before all of this i thought i didn't know any ed sheeran songs, turns out i knew all of them i just didn't think they were real songs?

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

looks like he's keeping that third frame open for another baby but i think it would be cooler if he put a tasmanian devil in there

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

thought someone in my office was on hold but it was a guy listening to a 1-minute excerpt from vivaldi's four seasons looping on an instagram reel for 45 minutes

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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

Wow, I have to give Ed Sheeran credit for this new song. The lyrics are pretty powerful.

My name is Ed Sheeran
And I'm here to say
Neutrality in the face of oppression
Is A-OK

I'm not rooting for the boot
I'm not rooting for the neck
Where's everyone going
What the motherfuckin heck

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"i'm not complicit! i'm not complicit!!" , i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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