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Oracle of the Obvious @oracleobvious.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kirby's getting a game about the wonderment of exploration, and Metroid's getting a game where you eat people to become powerful
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The return to physical media is a radical act. A book in your hand or a record on the turntable belong to a world beyond subscriptions, licenses, and corporate permission, and they can be lent, inherited, annotated, repaired, and loved. They remain when the platform fails and the servers die.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“We’ve heard your complaints, but we recommend you go fuck yourselves.”
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‘We’re going to cautiously move this forward’: Sony says it hears PlayStation disc backlash but will continue its plans | VGC
CFO Lin Tao says it’s exploring how to “engage the gamers” in a “future digital ecosystem”…
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sony PlayStation PHYSICAL games sale at Best Buy buff.ly/ayqFizV #ad
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Brian: I heard you have a huge thumb. Can I see it
Meme guy (huge thumbs up)
Brian : sweet
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It may be for different reasons but the good news is everyone on the left and the right agree that Lindsey Graham went to hell.
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PlayStation News / Discussion @sonyplaystation.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
www.change.org/p/don-t-kill...
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Sign the Petition
Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games
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PlayStation News / Discussion @sonyplaystation.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Be a part of the movement and help sign the petition: www.change.org/p/don-t-kill...
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Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.
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𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐞 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.݁ᛪ༙ @huntersmoonx.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Physical media should always exist and people should own what they bought. I buy lots of games physically, still.
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Hot Calc @hotcalc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Ham @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Steam and Nintendo, simply by dpong nothing different, have managed to stay on top of the industry.
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Mom @milph.mom · 29/06/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For my latest video, I found this absolute masterpiece of a Clinton smear ad from 1995. Is this YOUR vision for a better America???
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ign online shows news article with the title "Mario prays for america" with the description "Your favorite Nintendo characters come together to mourn for our nation."
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
transition timeline
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (remake) announced, coming 2026
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Iron Pineapple @ironpineapple.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
holy moly it’s real and coming 2026???
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DOJA CAT: hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Kratos: Can I truly bond with my son? Atreus: I'm so nervous around my father :( Freya: I must keep my son from harm at all costs... Faye:
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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stupjam @stupjam.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
star fox zoom call
star fox but they look like a zoom meeting
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?
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gwent champ @gwentchamp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pic of Cloud and Tifa standing in front of really high gas prices that reads "Did Sephiroth do this?"
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 05/04/2026
it also has this one
IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS 

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE

IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
mcdonalds ceo holding the pussy at a 3 quarter view hand resting gently atop the flower in an morbidly nonplussed tone " i love this product "
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Krormwrorm @krormwrorm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Moving Against The Wind and Water
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水谷霖 @rinrinwolf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
🔥
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 Fan X Salt Lake @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th old friend.
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Dani Calzone @danicalzone.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#rizzidentevil
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Toriyama would call this "Gnawty Slime"
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Grantasy Star IV: The End of the Sillynium @grantthethief.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Letting someone else have the aux
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A digital illustration of David Lynch (we miss you) from the little concrete walled, cluttered office space he used to do his odd little weather reports from. Everything is rendered in a strange combination of textures and line halftones and muted cool colors. Cruddy lettering at the bottom of the frame reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 17/11/2025
This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I can’t even be mad.
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