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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They just had sensible leadership then that didn't want to risk spurning millions of people because of culture war bullshit. They also used to be doing way better so this is like a fuck it hail Mary of desperation
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your logic regarding time and life balance is sound but what people like to play has changed way way too much. Games like wolverine are a minority in terms of popular titles. People have also been asking for shorter games too, but not to have frictionless games from 2007.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's too many popular games that conflict with this. Like if anything the trend has wildly shifted the OTHER way since the 7th gen. Games have gotten way more complex and have way friction than back in the day.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely people are just getting dumber I think
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry trump you shoulda found a sycophant willing to put a gun in his mouth
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's even worse in other regions, the US is the only country that buys so much digital shit
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kirbo literally does unlock a power and then access a new area
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Oracle of the Obvious @oracleobvious.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kirby's getting a game about the wonderment of exploration, and Metroid's getting a game where you eat people to become powerful
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so smart now you won't lose it
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gonna be fuckin real being a fan of Level 5 hasn't been fun for like the past decade or so
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Goku knows what a porno mag is but not what a kiss is. Well he is canonically brain damaged
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apparently it wasn't a permanent exclusive, which changes my outlook a fair bit. Still Sony doesn't seem to care about the social capital games like Death stranding or especially their Japan studio games gave them anymore, but a MGS spiritual sequel I would have thought they would see as an easy win
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well guess what it's time for you to nut and bolt
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I believe the term is third spaces and they're dieing because of either people being too broke or too woke I cant remember which
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah people post that twilight baby meme next to it and I mean they're not totally wrong you can see it there
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There was always a emphasis on links tunic being that of a mystical magical origin and this design really captures that. The other games have different subtext there so i think OOT was unique for that. Link actually stands out next to ordinary people now in a way he didn't before
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Baby link looks much better in some art IMHO
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The return to physical media is a radical act. A book in your hand or a record on the turntable belong to a world beyond subscriptions, licenses, and corporate permission, and they can be lent, inherited, annotated, repaired, and loved. They remain when the platform fails and the servers die.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bloodborne remaster might do it but if it's not that or Back pedaling on physical media it's gonna be a laugh
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing is safe from every it seems
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are they gonna fuckin both sides Tiny tim
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes I could see him buying an old castle
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He finally escaped capitalism
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like to think that society is probably super great in DB and bulma and dog president and Mr Satan basically created world peace in spite of y'know everything else happening to Earth.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Concord represents at least 12 games in a trend chasing "too big to fail" industry that also harmed the console they were exclusive to, concords failure is so much bigger than concord itself, it's the dead horse blocking the closet filled with horse skeletons.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If I had a dollar for every time someone's said "this should be bigger news" that would uh be a fair sum of money like I'd buy a switch 2 or something
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
God damned blue coins man
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gonna have to be telling us autism is caused by electrolytes or whatever using morse code before long
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah the new designs having little animal feet is the weirdest thing about the new designs imho
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah I think it's A because idk if it was miyamoto or who said it was never true but I was a little bummed because I think it's rad as fuck
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We need whatever cultural shift is happening with physical movies and CDs to happen for games. With or without Sony I hope it happens
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Good thing Nintendo made it clear, No team starfox did NOT amputate their feet to fly their planes not that I know where that rumor even came from anyways but anyways they know their audience.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They always name these figures shit like "Passions of action" or some shit but this takes the cake I love i
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seeings how Sony is ok with alienating anyone who can't download a 150gb game by ending their physical media I 1000% can see Sony going for this inspite of everything
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Acting smug over the affects of 60 million dollars being flooded into the election from aipac is not the big election win you think it is
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think that after a week or two you can openly talk about new movies, and then after a few years or even decades there's likely no reason to even talk about popular spoilers. And maybe people could be considerate of that IMHO
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think there's such a thing as a spoiler "reset" given enough time. No one really talks openly about the vader spoiler anymore. Not like in the 90s when everything referenced it etc. Now you can be 20 yrs old and never seen the original movies and not know.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Vote blue no matter who (I want you to and no one else)!!!
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And remove payment details from PSN they also care a lot about data they get from that
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“We’ve heard your complaints, but we recommend you go fuck yourselves.”
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‘We’re going to cautiously move this forward’: Sony says it hears PlayStation disc backlash but will continue its plans | VGC
CFO Lin Tao says it’s exploring how to “engage the gamers” in a “future digital ecosystem”…
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah but GOG let's you burn games onto discs or whatever you want to do. Physical media will always have a chance on PC ironically
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I want this mickey to stay hidden
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Turtlebits @turtlebits.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yeah the "what's it like in the pokeball" skits were everywhere too
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