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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 11h

161 years of "lashing out" since the Surrender at Appomattox Courthouse

Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tony Amonte gets a breakaway in Sudden Death (with JC Van Damn in net) and proceeds to fire off a shot right handed Amonte shoots left handed

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How would you like to escort 500 Big Macs to Elon Musk concubine ranch

The Simpsons S7 EP 20 Bart on the Road

Bart attempts to solicit funds working as a courier

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WSBK and the Movie Loft is doing a film noir marathon the rest of the weekend It’s a Noir’easter kehd

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The plane lands at O'Hare airport in Chicago. I pull a hotdog from my purse and a ketchup packet from my back pocket. Time for the forbidden meal

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You will never take my joy from me

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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

dude i bet it would feel so good eating beans out of a can after a long day of carrying your bindle down the railroad track

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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"the pedo guy has a good point about trans people" is actually a pretty solid summary of the entire gender critical movement

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Rutgers vs USC? What the fuck happened to this country

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/09/2026

a lot of people using Trump as a universal scapegoat are gonna be real surprised when he's gone and everything keeps sucking ass

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bill Belichick being told that his son has to go.

L.Q. Jones, the county commissioner in Casino

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think losing an election shouldn’t be equated to a summary execution It just means you have to get a regular job I mean I guess I can see the inhumanity in that

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Christ on a cracker Northeastern doesn’t even have a rink! I’ll remember this! (Proceeds to forget)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2025

Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle theonion.com/nation-...

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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ESPN execs over the summer were like, "One: Pat McAfee needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: Whenever Pat McAfee's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Pat McAfee?""

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Another manila envelope delivered by the short bus

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Alexander Hay @alexanderhay.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026

"I don't choose sides." [Chooses a side.]

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/09/2026

a small part of my problem with the doomsday claims of ai researchers is that the "AI researchers" never look like this

brent spiner in independence day looking like a real scientist i can trust to be smart and eccentric

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

AI flyers means you don’t put an equal amount of blueberries in your muffins You are not interested in the illusion of fairness and value You just want to stick your hand in my pocket

static.klipy.com

Robert De Niro Demands Perfect Blueberry Muffins

Alt: Robert De Niro Demands Perfect Blueberry Muffins

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Never forget This man (some (Spaceman Lee) say gerbil) violently attacked a defenseless Pedro Martinez

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The one thing I miss about college (academically speaking) a well written and clearly outlined syllabus An open acknowledgment of, "look, I know you will be here 85-90 percent of the time, here is so you don't lose track of the other 10-15 of class"

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.

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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

They should replace LSU in the sec with umass

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026

as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough

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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The marker at the edge of the Iowa cornfield in which Buddy Holly died in 1959. One of my own photos, taken a few years ago. In all honesty, I couldn't believe it when I got there. Sometimes a guy gets lucky.

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We all agree Paulie fucked the robot?

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/09/2026

Happy Labor Day 🌈

Simpsons end card:

DEDICATED TO THE STEELWORKERS OF AMERICA

KEEP REACHING FOR THAT RAINBOW!

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What the fuck happened to Peter King?

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Washington State kicking is leaving a lot to be desired

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

First time a sitting POTUS has tried to post through a botched hair dye

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

IT WAS CALLED VALUE DAMNIT MAGELLAN COST MORE SIMPLY BASED ON MATERIAL COST (HES A FUCKIN DRAGON) NOT GREED THIS WHAT THEY (COLD HEARTED REPUBLICAN FUCKS) TOOK FROM YOU (THE AMERICAN PUBLIC)

Eureeka and Gang for a limited time at Pizza Hut

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Most CFB fans this morning:

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

People refusing to take L’s is how the fuck we ended up here to begin with

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well this game can’t be on the level UMass? Winning? At halftime? At this point in this season? Localized entirely within Piscataway New Jersey?

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Turk_Sanderson @turksanderson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How did John Travolta not win an Oscar for playing Nicolas Cage

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