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Da Haole

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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12h
Can't believe some guys out there so pathetic scared of a woman's period. My wife gets crazy horny and idc if my dick and balls getting a literal bloodbath, kinda makes it grippy-er actually
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 14h
Forgot they tan Hello Kitty really brown for sales in Hawaii. Not a joke
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firmwareupdating.bsky.social @firmwareupdating.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The people who wrote this new rule did so while sitting in their office in DC.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Critical Thought Is Powerful 🤔 @logicallyspeaking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how many of those jobs are households switching from a single to a dual sourced income in order to make ends meet
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgotten Island was pretty fucking good yall Aside from the Franco kid kinda hurting the immersion, so beautiful, colorful, about friendship and culture. Really great way to start FilAm History Month
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid incompetent major who thinks hes hotshit trying to be Reacher not realizing hes the bad guy in those books
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair, alot of people are saying [redacted] about him and hes assuming the absolute worst from it. Accidents can happen too bud, perfectly acceptable
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfair, Koko knew more than 14 words
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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timritz.bsky.social @timritz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Husky lil fella is one of the lines for sure staying in my head
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a user but would love to know what kinda smokes Bank of Americas credit card application is on (prolly AI) Bc it has thinks like ammo distributor, parking lot owner and vending machine operator as "jobs"? But no hospitality or culinary industry mention at all?? Also student like 5x too?
A list of careers alphabeticaly, some of which are normal like accountant, doctor, engineer and some that are very unique like - "arms/ammunition dealer", "auctioneer" and "driver/florist/other laborer" without even a general regard for hard working unionized folks. More of the list, again without mention of culinary profession or the hospitality industry but differentiating between a liquor store, restaurant or retail store owner!! Also includes the impossibly small job selection of "parking lot owner" as if they are somehow a different sort of rentier class. All 4 of those could simply been summed as "business owner" and more options putin for the laboring workers who make their money for themThe very end of the list where we see "Senior political figure" as some sort of job and Student differentiated 5 times, not twice into undergraduate and graduate but with freshman, sophomore, junior and senior college students all treated as separate careers for this odd list. Finally we get to the backbone of the American economy - the "vending machine operator". There is no dobut this is fictional, but does the percentage of workers in that particular job outweigh the countless excluded from a form too lazy to add "chef/cook/culinary" and "housekeeping/hospitality" to its options, as many standardized lists before have?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Working in housekeeping I can picture this guest getting two queen rooms, doing this and then getting mad when its hard for *US* to put the sheets on
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Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"No Beardos"
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crazy how they cut out the idea of beards while a) that is literally a modern pussy thing, look at who won us the civil war and b) all specops guys love their manly beards
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is easy a bird, goats got weird rectangle pupils or something this is completely round eyes
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kinda fucked up they're putting Lizze Borden in the same "Monster" series as actual killers, even more that they're putting the blame on a purple haired feminist foreign girl who turned a sweet American girl into a lesbian murderer?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is also very good and normal for the two most Western states that already have extremely high costs of living and also NEED air transportation to get there 🙃
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give us the season where he takes down a white supremacist mountain cult! It was a good book and will make good TV too considering the midterms
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn Hugo Weaving as an old man villain in these past few Slow Horses is pretty cool. Very different than his Matrix days
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The Commander Tavern 🇵🇷 @thecommandertavern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Run Godzilla
ALT: Run Godzilla
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Hope @hopaminehigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/avera...
xkcd comic 2501
Two stick figures talk to each other.
"Silicate chemistry is second nature to us geochemists, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars."
"And quartz, of course."
"Of course."

Textbox on the bottom:
"Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So what were those Jewish Nazi hunters doing for decades after? Big dawg only a few generals were got by Nuremberg, I dont think the executions were done by the hundreds of thousands
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For everyone who somehow believes immigrants are criminals.... this is the kind of question they're asking on some of the forms. Ever jaywalked or gone 5mph too fast? Broad term "criminal" Are smart enough to not self incriminate when theres no paperwork on your "crime"? Perjury. Catch 22 shit fr
A selection of statements you must mark if true for part of admissibility to US immigration. One in paticular has the phrasing "Commited a crime of any kind anywhere in the world (even if you were not arrested, cited, charged with, or tried for that crime or convicted)"

Notice the wording does not separate felony or a major crime from something like breaking traffic laws which can be considered a criminal act in some countries. It also specifies that here doesn't need to be any record of your alleged crime
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 24/09/2026
The idea that everything should be a computer is one of the worst ideas people have ever had arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
arstechnica.com
Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges
So absurd and embarrassing ..."
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the worst part of vomiting is the fact that after your core is fucking rocked. Like doing 10000 involuntary situps at once. Everything hurts now 🙃
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AITA - driving home instead of multiple stores all over town with lots of start and stop on a car that already had its alternator replaced last year bc driving without license and insurance is very different than having a breakdown without those?
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ITzzy SeaBOOscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rejected I Think You Should Leave character
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Fireman On Fire Stunt
ALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dawg I *wish* taxes were that low. I know part of my paycheck gets taken for the union and Healthcare but its closer to 20% when you look at federal and state
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking brisket away from Texans might be what turns Texas blue
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Kerry @kerrylyn130.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a terrible thing to say to someone. People have chronic illnesses, depression, and are dealing with things that you know NOTHING about and maybe getting out of bed and cooking is their biggest accomplishment that day. Let them celebrate it. Your response is extremely insensitive & inflammatory.
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⚧Manticorn☸ @manticorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hopefully both
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn, and the Muppets show team needs help finding a plot line
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a two-year-old in the back just sighed, "what a day" and everyone did a polite/panicked titter in response
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the uninitiated
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Astrid Bears @astridbears.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
O rly
Chart depicting “average female height” per country but scale goes from 4’10 to 5’7, making the Latvian woman at 5’5 appear about four times taller than the 5’0 Indian woman
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dracula Flow meme

Fuck it, I ate the opp
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
John Wick's Italian friend in John Wick 2
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spoilers for Violent Night 1
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I fuck like it's for survival. As if it's the last sip of water I'll еver get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dracula Flow meme

I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They asked me to shoot, I do it. I have no character
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