Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12hCan't believe some guys out there so pathetic scared of a woman's period. My wife gets crazy horny and idc if my dick and balls getting a literal bloodbath, kinda makes it grippy-er actually 100
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 14hForgot they tan Hello Kitty really brown for sales in Hawaii. Not a joke 000
Reposted by Da Haolefirmwareupdating.bsky.social @firmwareupdating.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The people who wrote this new rule did so while sitting in their office in DC. 11274
Reposted by Da HaoleChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍 189133353194
Reposted by Da HaoleCritical Thought Is Powerful 🤔 @logicallyspeaking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wonder how many of those jobs are households switching from a single to a dual sourced income in order to make ends meet 121510
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Forgotten Island was pretty fucking good yall Aside from the Franco kid kinda hurting the immersion, so beautiful, colorful, about friendship and culture. Really great way to start FilAm History Month 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Stupid incompetent major who thinks hes hotshit trying to be Reacher not realizing hes the bad guy in those books 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To be fair, alot of people are saying [redacted] about him and hes assuming the absolute worst from it. Accidents can happen too bud, perfectly acceptable 000
Reposted by Da HaoleIng aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Unfair, Koko knew more than 14 words 442533
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Husky lil fella is one of the lines for sure staying in my head 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not a user but would love to know what kinda smokes Bank of Americas credit card application is on (prolly AI) Bc it has thinks like ammo distributor, parking lot owner and vending machine operator as "jobs"? But no hospitality or culinary industry mention at all?? Also student like 5x too? 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Working in housekeeping I can picture this guest getting two queen rooms, doing this and then getting mad when its hard for *US* to put the sheets on 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Crazy how they cut out the idea of beards while a) that is literally a modern pussy thing, look at who won us the civil war and b) all specops guys love their manly beards 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That is easy a bird, goats got weird rectangle pupils or something this is completely round eyes 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kinda fucked up they're putting Lizze Borden in the same "Monster" series as actual killers, even more that they're putting the blame on a purple haired feminist foreign girl who turned a sweet American girl into a lesbian murderer? 001
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is also very good and normal for the two most Western states that already have extremely high costs of living and also NEED air transportation to get there 🙃 001
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Give us the season where he takes down a white supremacist mountain cult! It was a good book and will make good TV too considering the midterms 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Damn Hugo Weaving as an old man villain in these past few Slow Horses is pretty cool. Very different than his Matrix days 000
Reposted by Da HaoleThe Commander Tavern 🇵🇷 @thecommandertavern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comRun GodzillaALT: Run Godzilla 071
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So what were those Jewish Nazi hunters doing for decades after? Big dawg only a few generals were got by Nuremberg, I dont think the executions were done by the hundreds of thousands 000
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For everyone who somehow believes immigrants are criminals.... this is the kind of question they're asking on some of the forms. Ever jaywalked or gone 5mph too fast? Broad term "criminal" Are smart enough to not self incriminate when theres no paperwork on your "crime"? Perjury. Catch 22 shit fr 000
Reposted by Da Haoledr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed. 121087100
Reposted by Da HaoleJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend 1874760
Reposted by Da HaoleRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex 602975305
Reposted by Da HaoleGenie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 24/09/2026The idea that everything should be a computer is one of the worst ideas people have ever had arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...arstechnica.comOwners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridgesSo absurd and embarrassing ..." 44697188
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think the worst part of vomiting is the fact that after your core is fucking rocked. Like doing 10000 involuntary situps at once. Everything hurts now 🙃 001
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AITA - driving home instead of multiple stores all over town with lots of start and stop on a car that already had its alternator replaced last year bc driving without license and insurance is very different than having a breakdown without those? 000
Reposted by Da HaoleITzzy SeaBOOscuit @ijspurcell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026rejected I Think You Should Leave character 12521
Reposted by Da HaoleNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comFireman On Fire StuntALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt 432939
Reposted by Da HaoleUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you 661694230
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dawg I *wish* taxes were that low. I know part of my paycheck gets taken for the union and Healthcare but its closer to 20% when you look at federal and state 000
Reposted by Da HaoleJosh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Taking brisket away from Texans might be what turns Texas blue 156491626
Reposted by Da HaoleKerry @kerrylyn130.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a terrible thing to say to someone. People have chronic illnesses, depression, and are dealing with things that you know NOTHING about and maybe getting out of bed and cooking is their biggest accomplishment that day. Let them celebrate it. Your response is extremely insensitive & inflammatory. 35169
Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Damn, and the Muppets show team needs help finding a plot line 010
Reposted by Da Haolesarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it 324273171
Reposted by Da Haolesarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a two-year-old in the back just sighed, "what a day" and everyone did a polite/panicked titter in response 4476170