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Da Haole

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Willie Dustice @wdustice.bsky.social · 3h
i think them paying $30k is also about $30k too much
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 37m
The point is, American "healthcare" is bullshit filled with an entire industry that has nothing to do with health - paperwork and administration layers adding unnecessary costs and sometimes the prices can really be fucking insane even if the "insurance" helps cover most of the inflated number
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 37m
While you need to be a little credulous about any claim on the internet without evidence... NICU could alone be a few hundreds thousand. That's not a question. Major organ surgeries can also be hundreds of thousands. If the baby needed surgery while under care? Maybe 500 is much but 300?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 52m
Also it fully collapses on you. Not a deserving ending for the Jerry story 😢
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 4h
Yea they already crash so much on their own, imagine the commute when one just autopilots itself from 4 cars behind to crash on you for no reason I would probably spill my coffee too and thats gonna be a hard thing to explain to your insurance 🫤
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HistorySmith @historysmith.bsky.social · 16h
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Buzz Lightyear & Woody: Falling with Style
ALT: Buzz Lightyear & Woody: Falling with Style
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h
Wow copying the Buzz Lightyear Toy Story gimmick of falling with style. Very clever. Its going to stay like this and this insane ramp will also be a product for the dedicated chuds to flip their car out of the garage everyday and say "look it *flys*"
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 5h
I gotta change my alarm sound bc right now it doesn't wake me up but just permeates my dream to the point my dream self is trying to k¡ll himself making this sound stop. Deadass some Inception shit
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 6h
Crossover prequel with that Hunger Games? Yall loved Snakes and Songbirds so here's some Serpents and Stingers?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 15h
Netflix kinda sucking huge dogshit lately huh? No Bad Boys, no Rush Hour they don't even have fuckin Nobody, only the worse sequel. Just like seems everything I try to search is not available in North America 🙃
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Charles Hay, PhD @thecharleshay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
YOKO ONO WILL RETURN IN BEATLES DOOMSDAY
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Guess what plants can do all this too, we just have harder time getting the output (its not right there on a screen for us) Are plants conscious? Most would say not but here you are saying some dumb algos on some silicon are somehow on the same level of actual living things
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dang sometimes your life is falling apart but you need ti still do your road test bc its hard to make an appointment with someone else's car 🫤
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
imagine getting an invite to your weird friend's pity party and realizing they've been seething with hatred and resentment for their entire life
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u/RegulatorsPod • 14h
Am I wrong for throwing an "UnWedding"
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44m single and childless and I have an idea for something I want to do next year. I've only shared it with one person who immediately flew off the handle.
Context: At 44 l've been in at least 8 weddings, I've been to countless engagements parties, bridal showers, weddings, gender reveals, baby showers, kids birthdays and more. I've sponsored my people's kids in their jogathons, school fundraiser, etc.
Resolution: I want to throw a "Fun Uncle Shower,"
"Single Life Soirée" the "UnWedding" of the century. I want to create a registry and send invites to anyone who I have ever attended or funded the above events for. My take, if I took 3 days out of work, rented a tux, flew across the country, and bought you a breadmaker, I think you could throw $50 my way or buy me a Starbucks gift card. To be clear it's not just about the money. It's about single people being asked time and time again to hand over their time and money because two people are having intercourse regularly. Single people often pay all their own bills, and have less disposable income, but get guilted into traveling to see people with kids because "it's easier", they get ostracized from friend groups for not being a couple or parent, until their kid is selling wrapping paper. It's time to take a stand. 45, single, no kids? You get a cuarenta y cinceñera. AITA??
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dawg you could pick any mafia guy, even the worse and they would have only killed a few hundreds, not genocided entire islands "Name someone not in the deepest fires of hell" is not that hard of a bar to clear
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When hes begging in the guillotine, we just gonna play back this clip right in front of him, now thats irony
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DMCrimson @dmcrimson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*looks up from calculator* do we count the staff or not?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone ain't on the Martha Wells Murderbot series yet and it fucking shows!
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Canned margarita too strong? Pour it into half empty blue gatorade and it slurps down fast
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yea it is historically documented that everyone who met him said he was a monster. From priests who thought that the indigenous people *were* people and deserved life to the other bloodthirsty conquistidors who said "nah kill them, but hes being excessively cruel and fucked up about it"
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yea she really only got 2 modes - yell or bonk
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tyler Waters @tswaters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As an example of the worst human being imaginable, right? *Anakin stares back* Right?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
From podcasts talking about how hes a wacko right? Not from direct exposure right? 😬
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All I'm learning from this Biddy Blas guy is that Huttese is closer to English than like Wookiese is Scribb Doon = write that down Yea aight, let me find a pen
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was that a good vintage? I imagine it must taste crazy after 300+ years
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holdup those guys from Guillivers Travels are real?
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Collieflower @collieflower.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all their apes gone. millions of apes. not me though. i keep my apes in the FDIC insured ape vault.
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did it cost the entire paycheck or was it worth the entire paycheck?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yea, riding vs doggy. Oh was it not a sex thing?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kinda terrifying to see gas prices higher than in Hawaii, which has historically had some of the highest during normal times, considering how uhhh the mainland has much more infrastructure to get it where it goes?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2 Sponge but no "My Legs!!!" Fred? Wow
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just think its so crazy how guns, one of the weakest and cowardly weapons, have been depicted as manly. Like no, learn how to use a sword. How is something a toddler or dog can kill you with masculine?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh another RaggaDragga card I didn't know about. Dont even need him to do stuff just costing 7cmc is good enough Thanks for sharing!
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean the token looks blue and red, which were their faction colors in Kaldheim, so seems promising. Probably some ice and some fire again
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Secretary of "war" Pete when hes 2 sips of a bud light into the night
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean to be fair, there are a handful like Carnegie who worked their way up from penniless... to give away everything so he died penniless, fully knowing that hoarding his wealth was not only an evil on itself but actively caused harm to the poor. If only we could make them fuckos now do that
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well there goes the diesel he just promised to buy 🤨
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey maybe we shouldn't uh purposely make a tech that will *scrolls down* turn off the water just on a whim?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These guys doubling down on the circuses despite them being unpopular and forgetting the other crucial ingredient - bread Doesn't matter how much entertainment they try (and fail) to make, if people can't afford groceries or gas, they will absolutely [redact] him
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damn, he's just having permanent altitude sickness from thinning his blood with 5x the recommended aspirin dose Oxygen starved brain cells making these rants or something
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Local man, 28 called uncle by a mom older than him The hotel employee is devastated to be "unc", thinking he had a few years left, at least until 30. "I was just minding my business and she told her son 'let uncle through with his cart' I only have a day stubble, I'm truly rethinking my life now"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd be curious to see what happens immediately before that video; I wish the NYPD had made that public as well. But I have to say... on initial view, that looks indistinguishable from a carjacking, and if I'd been the driver I would also probably have floored it.
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best way for Dems to find some extra money is to fire all their consultants. Should free up millions!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i would have thought his weird body made custom suits almost a necessity
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The software guy who went crazy and died in the jungle of central America is now doing football stuff?
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why not hire Reacher to teach them? Hes much better at that *and* investigating than UFC (I know hes fictional but since these bozos can't read they might not know hes from books and not a real guy)
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Patti Harrison mention??? *huge airhorns* Fan favorite of ITYSL, glad to see her getting more roles
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Da Haole @turbowifeguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wouldn't mind if someone brings this against my RaggaDragga, probably slow the ops down more than me (unless I'm heckbent and can't use the Shamanic Revalation in hand)
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