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Kaleb Olson

@tufkaleb.bsky.social
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Part time Minnesota Sports fan(Gophers, Loons, Wild, Lynx) Liverpool, Bucks, Brewers, and Packers “Outside of a dog, books are man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s hard to read.”- Groucho Marx #girldad He/Him

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 2h
He’s such a dork (complimentary)
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 7h
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7h
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 7h
oh no Michigan dared PJ Fleck to wrestle in the living room, that's how you end up paying for a lot of new drywall
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 8h
A LUDICROUS pick by Minnesota
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 10h
Gophers IMO
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Tolkienheads, are orcs a renewable resource? Or are they like coal?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Andy Greder @andygreder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Analysis + Feature: With 1/3 of season done, how have #Gophers fared with newcomers in transfer portal? Coach PJ Fleck shares elements of the "chaos" last January; Aydan West and TJ Bush tell Pioneer Press why they picked Minnesota; and more elements. www.twincities.com/2026/10/01/g...
twincities.com
Gophers football: Chaos, hits and misses in the transfer portal
About one-third of Minnesota’s new players have slid into big roles this season.
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Ted Lasso, what the fuck?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026
Others receiving votes: Wisconsin 102, Duke 101, Penn State 98, Wake Forest 88, Virginia Tech 86, Michigan 54, Pittsburgh 52, Nebraska 36, Louisville 25, Cincinnati 20, James Madison 10, Arizona 8, Minnesota 7, North Dakota State 6, Northwestern 1
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Lindsey 👍
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those Goofy Gophs are at it again.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rob Green out there for the Longhorns.
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skye Rizzy sounds like slang for getting drunk on an airplane.
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most dangerous lead in football.
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Matt Keliher @mattkeliher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brad Tabke won MN 54A by 15 votes in 2024. Now he's got people yelling "Fuck off!" at his opponent—the same guy from '24—because Republicans think the federal occupation of Minnesota wasn't a big deal.
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That MLF extension has aged like milk.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The @brewersbot.bsky.social have their first 100 win season in franchise history!
100 Wins
Milwaukee Brewers
Pictured: Cutouts of William Contreras, Christian Yelich, Jake Bauers, Jacob Misiorowski placed within the 100. Various action shots of Brewers players are faded in the background.
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Milwaukee Brewers are the first Major League Baseball team to win 100 games since 2023.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Final: Brewers 5, Phillies 1 For the first time in franchise history, the Milwaukee Brewers have won 100 games. The record: 100-59
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
youtu.be
We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bummer that no one at the Star Tribune has access to the Internet and couldn’t find all the examples of Tafoya talking about how much she hates Minnesota!
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TR deserves his flowers. I was thinking back to an interview I did with him 3.5 years ago, at this point in the last WC cycle, where many USMNT fans felt it was time to say goodbye. He'd already beaten the odds to feature in 2022, after all. Ream said come and take it. Lo and behold, no one did:
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
questionable to return (balls and butt and taint)
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#YNWA #LFC
Marked safe from losing 3-0 to a “B” team today
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Texas A&M losing to Kentucky is a recession indicator.
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Jon Arnold @jonarnoldfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Special Teams are SPECIAL #Gophers
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my best friends is an Arsenal fan and he texted me this after Chelsea’s loss yesterday. So, if you need anyone to blame.
“Taking a 3-0 L into 3 weeks of international break would make me spiral lol.”
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see all these jokes about him
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 16/09/2026
Extremely grateful to all of our incredible firefighters, public safety officials, and volunteers who have worked around the clock since July to contain these fires and protect this land that we cherish so deeply. www.startribune.com/boundary-wat...
startribune.com
Boundary Waters fires now 100% contained
The U.S. Forest Service has concluded its special operations. Some areas remain closed for the season.
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Brewers are NL Central champs for a fourth consecutive season. Believe this makes them only the 10th time a team has won 4+ consecutive division titles since MLB switched to the divisional format in 1969.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jesus Christ they killed this kid
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unethical 1970’s psychiatrist: I have created evil Netflix: hey this sounds pretty fun
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lotta unforced errors in this dude’s game
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Todd Kehne @toddkehne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the worst graphic I’ve ever seen
POINT DIFFERENTIAL
LAST SEASON - LAST 5 GMS (REG & POST)
1ST - 3RD QTRs
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4TH QTR & OVERTIME
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4TH QTR TODAY: -22
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Make LaFluer walk back to Green Bay.
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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Matt Lefluer you are the dumbest motherfucker.
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