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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One of my best friends is an Arsenal fan and he texted me this after Chelsea’s loss yesterday. So, if you need anyone to blame.

“Taking a 3-0 L into 3 weeks of international break would make me spiral lol.”

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Man from the pregame you’d never know why Pat Fitzgerald was fired from Northwestern. #CFB

On July 7, 2023, Fitzgerald was suspended for two weeks by university president Michael H. Schill after an independent investigation conducted by law firm ArentFox Schiff confirmed allegations made by a player in November 2022 that hazing, including assaults by varsity players, occurred while Fitzgerald was aware and made hand gestures that indicated that freshman players should be physically and sexually assaulted for poor performance. The sexual assaults included acts such as being dry-humped by groups of upperclassmen, being forced to enter team showers through parallel lines of spinning naked teammates to resemble a carwash, and being compelled to perform a center-to-quarterback snapping of a football while naked. The accuser said that he believed that "Everyone would just be looking at each other and be like 'bro, Fitz knows about this,' because you wouldn't take that action otherwise". Investigator Maggie Hickey, who was formerly an Illinois inspector general, stated that the Wildcat players accusations were "largely supported by evidence." On July 10, 2023, Fitzgerald was fired amid the allegations.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I FEEL LIKE EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS VIBRATING!!!! #MNUFC

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I like Green Bay’s new rivalry jerseys.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Some memes never go out of style. #MNUFC

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I’m not familiar with the rates of queer sex workers in the DC area, but I don’t think this would be able to buy anything worth while.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Official FIFA guidance on when covering your mouth is a red card offense.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“The sign of a true sports fan” I’m going to stop you right there pal.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

How does Slot still have a job?

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Fantastic episode! Subscribed as soon as @brandazzle.bsky.social said to. 🫡

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

My sports teams kicking me in the dick for the past 6 months. Christian Yelich and the Brewers:

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Most soccer fandom can be described with this picture.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

6 years ago the company I worked for put this sign up in the bathroom. It lasted a couple weeks and unfortunately, statistically speaking, is incorrect.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Seeing the news out of the UK and South Korea today.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Wanted the Delay of Game to make the comeback drive 5 yards more impressive.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

They have sermons on their website and I can only imagine that the “others” they are serving are not their vulnerable neighbors.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Most of my photos in the cities are doing fun things with people I love.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Greg Bovino looks like he’s going to ask The Grinch for his papers.

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

My kid was obsessed with each of my top 5 songs on Spotify at some point this year. We still blast Lazy Eye pretty consistently. So I’d guess that’s her favorite on the list.

Spotify Wrapped top songs.
1. “Florida” by Taylor Swift
2. “Soda Pop” by Saja Boys
3. “*Equip Sunglasses*” by Hot Mulligan
4. “Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year” by Fall Out Boy
5. “Lazy Eye” by Silversun Pickups

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Kaleb Olson @tufkaleb.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Read this update from my child’s daycare in the voice of Werner Herzog.

The children created sculptures out of aluminum foil.

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