trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my sextape is called... (let your predictive text finish the sentence) my sextape is called in my car over there and now I'm running late 242
Reposted by trussit✅TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence) My sextape is called my favorite color because it’s so pretty 13484
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the Mandalorian in a blind taste test for Asian fast food: this is the Pei Wei 031
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026see my skeet volume is low but I think my skeet quality is also lacking convenience store clerk: sir, you know you can just pay at the pump, right 031
Reposted by trussit✅Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Hi I’m a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change 181339316
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026song lyric age verification! "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" 041
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud 072
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026post your last two brain cellsstatic.klipy.comSardine Swallows Smaller FishAlt: Sardine Swallows Smaller Fish 030
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026don't need to click this to know it's gonna be a load of horseshit 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026why do you poststatic.klipy.comToby Flenderson: Nobody Cares - The OfficeAlt: Toby Flenderson being interviewed on The Office, Michael Scott behind a window with blinds open saying "Hey, nobody cares." 162
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?static.klipy.comFreddie Mercury Wayne’s World Car SceneAlt: Wayne's World: Five dudes in a car, filmed through the windshield with Garth driving and Wayne riding shotgun, headbanging to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen 0112
Reposted by trussit✅Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You guys, turns out cooked lettuce fucking sucks. 2101
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026when I liked and unliked repeatedly I was performing CPR on your skeet 110616
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026🎵 when you're munchin' on some greens and you have to change your jeans diarrhea! (cha cha cha) 🎵 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026🎵 No, yeah, no-no, no No-no, no, yeah 🎵 seven mary three gets me 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026see all the dumb shit was bc there was no holy intel portal but now it's gonna be unicorns and rainbows praise baby jesus 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 08/07/20264th of July done, time to put up the jack-o'-lantern and Mitch McConnell inflatable 020
Reposted by trussit✅Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My method of posting is “make it easy for them to just keep scrolling” 24019
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026single massive supergiants in your area are ready to explode 011
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"if you get caught between the moon and New York City, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!" -Maximus Decimus Meridius pep talk to Arthur, probably 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026wilson phillips wedding cameo in the streets prince rock 'n roll hall of fame guitar solo in the sheets 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026tear my air conditioner out like one of your french girls 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026grandson 6 has introduced us to Minecraft-inspired songs on yt jfc what is this shit 020
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026- "get yer eyeliner done like Vance" booth - pin the blame on the donkey - bumper Teslas - wet diaper contest (adults only) 110
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026sexy GILFs in your area are waiting for you to call O-71 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026guy who pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles at the urinal 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"still punk," I shrieked after downing too much coffee and feeling each individual drop of water on my body in the shower, wondering which would be the catalyst for my heart attack 021
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song And he told me it was the perfect country & western song I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting' drunk 🎶 120
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026an 80s show wherein Tom Selleck is a curmudgeonly elementary school cafeteria cook who hates preparing meals called "Magnum PBJ" 072
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026gimme the skeets boys and do your bit I wanna get lost in your posts of shit and drift away 🎶 042
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I'm in a threesome with my wife's incessant TikTok scrolling and a death wish 140
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026involuntarily accompanying the wife to a wedding where I know no one and just found out no alcohol is allowed divorce attorneys hmu 020
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 30/05/2026without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18static.klipy.comGamer Freddy Krueger: I Beat My High Score!ALT: Gamer Freddy Krueger: I Beat My High Score! 030
Reposted by trussit✅TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Alright, you guys—I gotta do the “ask for a favour” thing again. Can you all help get #freebornmiserable trending? And if you have a positive story about our fine fella Tony to share alongside it, that’d be grand. We owe it to him. He’s awesome and this place feels too empty with him gone. 21912
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026james talafreako wants to repeal the "left lane is for passing only" law and thinks trucks should be allowed in all left lanes everywhere 010
