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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"wow that's what I call music" title generator that now says "Tso that's what I call chicken"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you're welcome
can of Best Maid Mango Chile Pickle Beer
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud
Meme: elderly lady ambulating with a walker says "dirty deeds used to be dirt cheap." Younger woman assisting her replies, "sure grandma, let's get you to bed."
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the numbers for 7 and 4 written with stick lines
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
nextdoor app fucks
On another note, I am very disappointed in the “ artist “ who are changing their minds about preforming for the 250 th Birthday of our country.  If it were not for the opportunities in this country they might be preforming on a street corner either a cup.  This is not our president’s birthday or a Republican birthday, 
It is a celebration of everyone and everything that has made US  the people we are with the freedom we ALL have. Many people have died for this freedom and that goes for these people who think they are making a point, taking a stand against a political party.  They are just making themselves look small and petty.  This is a celebration for all of us. It would be so nice if we could all be thankful that we live here, have so many blessings and opportunities. We are not perfect, but we have so much  and so many to be thankful for.  Just be nice for a while and enjoy a party.
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I prefer my old busted look anyway, thank you very much
Notification that says @fresh-newlook.bsky.social has blocked you
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
in today's episode, I open the newskies tab
screenshot of skeet that reads " ATTENTION! PLEASE READ THE ATTACHED WORLD PEACE MANIFESTO! THE BIGGEST PIMP OF ALL TIME HAS BEEN LIVESTREAMING 24/7/365 FOR 3+ YEARS! PLEASE JOIN THE DISCORD TO DISCUSS SANTA CLAUS MACHINES, INVISIBILITY CLOAKS, MILFS, & MORE! DATA = #1 RESOURCE! PLEASE SHARE TO BE A TRILLIONAIRE! "
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
A slovenly Ron Burgundy with milk on his bearded chin, crying
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
Dog on a surfboard
Hang twenty with Spuds Mackenzie 
The original party animal
Bud Light
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
This is the awning of the cage of asparagus
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
drawing of jesus in glorious sin-cleansing white tubes standing next to an older woman sitting in front of a computer with caption "thy algorithm is sanctified"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
the real issue with this is "some"
NBC News
Picture of cosplay Cruella
Some Democratic senators regret voting to confirm Kristi Noem as DHS secretary
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
what's your sign?
Por favor
No kendy
No hay
Trico tri
No toquen la puerta
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
let's cut live to the White House briefing on ABC
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring arrived... son of a BITCH
The secret message was a crummy Thin Lizzy song "The boys are back in town"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
now you're messin' with a sunuvabeach
Red flag flying at the beach with the Gulf of MEXICO in the background
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
above my left ear and excuse my shitty diagramming
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The five wolves inside of me
The "Safety Kids" and 5 cartoon kids standing side by side above the title "Personal Safety" and the album was a real banger
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
JFC this place turned incredibly dark this weekend
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
upload the 3rd photo from your gallery no matter what it is
"Happy Mother's Day" above a cartoon of a scene from "Rosemary's Baby" with the caption "it could've been worse."
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tight hamstring Curry
Two views of NBA player Stephen Curry holding his left hamstring
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
happy Saturday
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Kanye rebranded again
Dumb tweet by Laura Loomer that says "WOKE MARXIST POPE"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
Ted Cruz's favorite porn scene
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
grunt your approval for our new secretary of defense Wilson
Wilson from "Home Improvement" saying "hidey ho neighbor!"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
MAGmA
Clickbait article says "North America is sinking down into the Earth's mantle" under a satellite view of North America
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Pope confirms Rebecca Black on path to sainthood.
Rebecca Black, pop star and future saint
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Yes I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity (with bonus Trinity)
Neo, Agent Smith, Trinity and Morpheus from "The Matrix" (clockwise from top left)
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
dammit lucasfilm come up with new material this has been done already
Movie poster for "The Last Starfighter" (1984)
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Book cover, title "The Get Along Gang and the Tattletale"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
George is gettin' upset!
Goofy sockpuppet saying "I'm here you fuckaas bitch"
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
milk was a bad choice
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Geordi La Forge doesn't suffer weak European beef. Geordi wants beautiful American beef!
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation
Harambe or gorilla that looks like Harambe
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trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
[insert fart joke here]
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