trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my sextape is called... (let your predictive text finish the sentence) my sextape is called in my car over there and now I'm running late 242
Reposted by trussit✅TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My sextape is called…(let your predictive text finish the sentence) My sextape is called my favorite color because it’s so pretty 13484
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the Mandalorian in a blind taste test for Asian fast food: this is the Pei Wei 031
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026when he plugs that matrix cord into the back of his head then he's like "I know matrix" whoa 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026see my skeet volume is low but I think my skeet quality is also lacking convenience store clerk: sir, you know you can just pay at the pump, right 031
Reposted by trussit✅Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Hi I’m a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change 181339316
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026song lyric age verification! "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" 041
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud 072
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026post your last two brain cellsstatic.klipy.comSardine Swallows Smaller FishAlt: Sardine Swallows Smaller Fish 030
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026don't need to click this to know it's gonna be a load of horseshit 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026why do you poststatic.klipy.comToby Flenderson: Nobody Cares - The OfficeAlt: Toby Flenderson being interviewed on The Office, Michael Scott behind a window with blinds open saying "Hey, nobody cares." 162
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?static.klipy.comFreddie Mercury Wayne’s World Car SceneAlt: Wayne's World: Five dudes in a car, filmed through the windshield with Garth driving and Wayne riding shotgun, headbanging to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen 0112
Reposted by trussit✅Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You guys, turns out cooked lettuce fucking sucks. 2101
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026when I liked and unliked repeatedly I was performing CPR on your skeet 110616
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026🎵 when you're munchin' on some greens and you have to change your jeans diarrhea! (cha cha cha) 🎵 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026🎵 No, yeah, no-no, no No-no, no, yeah 🎵 seven mary three gets me 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026see all the dumb shit was bc there was no holy intel portal but now it's gonna be unicorns and rainbows praise baby jesus 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026William Dafee, William Dafi, and William Defum have entered the chat 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 08/07/20264th of July done, time to put up the jack-o'-lantern and Mitch McConnell inflatable 020
Reposted by trussit✅Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My method of posting is “make it easy for them to just keep scrolling” 24019
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026single massive supergiants in your area are ready to explode 011
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"if you get caught between the moon and New York City, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!" -Maximus Decimus Meridius pep talk to Arthur, probably 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026wilson phillips wedding cameo in the streets prince rock 'n roll hall of fame guitar solo in the sheets 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026tear my air conditioner out like one of your french girls 000
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026grandson 6 has introduced us to Minecraft-inspired songs on yt jfc what is this shit 020
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026- "get yer eyeliner done like Vance" booth - pin the blame on the donkey - bumper Teslas - wet diaper contest (adults only) 110
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026sexy GILFs in your area are waiting for you to call O-71 010
trussit✅ @trussit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026guy who pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles at the urinal 010
