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the Internet is dead. long live the Internet. {truex.org and truex or truexyz or dutrieux}

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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 3h
when i was a child i was a little confused about the idea that diablo and doom promoted satanism when they were literally about pulling a jesus and harrowing the hell out of, well, hell
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 7h
do you apply paragraph spacing to the top (disrespectful, perverted) or the bottom (tasteful, classy)
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it racist to say human resources
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨 Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person. This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
A mock political endorsement graphic on a blue gradient background. At the top left is a photo of three raccoons beside the words “A FAMILY OF THREE RANDOM RACCOONS.” Below, red text reads “PROUDLY ENDORSES,” followed by “CHANCLETA” in large white letters. At the bottom right is a large photo of Chancleta, an orange-and-white cat looking directly at the camera.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
icarus trying to fly higher only to get sucked into a jet engine
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
federation starships are just brown noise generators when you think about if
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
god willing the recent troubles will result in los angeles and san diego setting aside their differences and uniting against orange county
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pajareo @pajareo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937
Historical black-and-white illustration showing how carrier pigeons were transported: a pigeon in a small cloth bag, a soldier carrying a pigeon in a specially designed pouch, and another soldier carrying several pigeons in a harness. The bottom illustration shows a portable frame designed to carry multiple pigeons.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
succulent? but i'm not even catholic!
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what have you done‽
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sam altman talking to his computer god:
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 05/10/2026
Being shocked that Rage Against the Machine aren’t democrats is just as funny as being shocked they aren’t republicans.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Liam Dillon @liamjdillon.com · 02/10/2026
Years ago I interviewed Houston Mayor Annise Parker who told me one of the main reasons the city was able to cut homelessness by so much is she forced all the governments and nonprofits into a room and made them use the same data system. Meanwhile in LA www.latimes.com/california/s...
The agencies use different data systems, and even different Google spreadsheets, to produce their reports and often have different bureaus within them managing different housing programs.For example, a senior director for Bass told the interviewers that the Inside Safe program uses an internal Google spreadsheet to manage its occupancy records and does not have access to the Homeless Management Information System, the countywide database that tracks street contacts with homeless people and housing placements
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I tried to get into Dr. Who but unfortunately I'm American and don't have insurance
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think the south park guys are at least one to three percent responsible for the whole Situation we find ourselves in
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Peter Juul @petermjuul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boeing really should have taken this line with the 737max: it’s a spooky conscious autonomous agent! We can’t be held responsible if it crashes!
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there should be a test where you have to explain gif compression to a twelve-year old before you’re allowed to post one
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not completely, it’s control too
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrorism rather than serial killer, but it reminds me of this one
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what's it called when the nostalgia is for something bad
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damn, boy, is it hot in here or is this just where you dump all of the excess heat energy from when you do ice stuff?
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cortpana
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm going to start calling copilot cortana
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the tech support has started to use copilot. i know this because all of their emails now begin with an infantile restatement of whatever they’re responding to.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would think you'd want good relation with the raiders. better than the alternative imo
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
people talk about apocalypse skills a lot but nothing has been more compelling to me as a survival skill than "generally working well with others"
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it always feels insulting to me when companies offer financial planning as a job benefit. "oh, we won't pay you more. we'll just assume that you don't know how money works!" ghoulish.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the date test is whether two women in any given movie talk about how dates are an excellent source of both fiber and potassium
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i usually just check for mold or bugs. next time i’ll ask the grocer about the power scaling thing and see how it goes
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🌚 #CancelRent @maunciple.devil.computer · 30/09/2026
looking for a replacement battery for an old headset now that I have some soldering gear, came across this on an ebay listing. every day brother. every day.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
audiences know that there's nothing behind it. You lose the drama. It's not limited to AI. Think about Milli Vanilli, or James Frey's A Million Little Pieces. A huge best-selling memoir — until it was revealed to be semi-fiction. The story itself didn't change. But the context did. It was empty.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the government website didn't like that i asked if it was woke
"i am not debating politics or that word.

i only help with official u.s. government services and information. if you have a question about a federal program, form, or agency process, ask that."
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Robert Francis @birdhistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’ve been using “industry standard” as a way to describe very common and/or stereotypical names and that has thus far served me well
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m not even convinced that we’ve processed vietnam; those pow flags are still flying
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay, but when do they start punishing you
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wait, hold on, was this a proto-skibidi
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rejuvenate your cinematic universe with this one weird trick
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a while back i was out with the dog and we walked past a duck just hanging out under a bush. it tensed up but the dog doesn’t care about ducks and walked right on by. the duck and i looked at each other for a moment before it got up and calmly waddled away while occasionally looking back at us.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that’s a fine duck
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Jorge Rivera Marín @jlrmarin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You want to buy the Underwood Ranches sriracha, because it has the peppers that Huy Foods was using to make it. Huy Foods did some crazy illegal shit to tank their own partner, so that's why the business went to hell and everyone had their sriracha supply go kaput.
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Truexyz @truex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
revenge is american af, we can't get enough of the stuff
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really don’t think that’s the case. I do think that probably these people hate femininity, which they see as weakness. But that doesn’t mean that they are secretly gay or trans. And I think that it does damage to insist that they are. Maybe some are, but definitely not all. 
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JudgeHolden @gifsmooth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But he knocked over that can and told me to pick it up! And he KNEW when I put it in the garbage!
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr...
a silver rectangle cut into seven pieces and rearranged into a regular pentagram
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