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Saint Lisa

@troisgalopins.bsky.social
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The devil on one shoulder, conscience on the other but who knows which one is which?!?

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kimbodo.bsky.social @kimbodo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hackers breach FBI, exposing agents' personal data. In a reported cybersecurity incident, hackers stole FBI agents' personal information, including Social Security numbers. While the FBI hasn't confirmed the breach publicly, agents have been alerted. The breach underscores… Read more on Kimbodo:
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Tech Trend Scanner — September 28, 2026
Findings [1] 2026-09-28 FBI reportedly declares ‘cyber security incident’ after hackers steal agents’ personal data The bureau has not yet publicly confirmed a breach, but has told its agents that…
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gorgeous sky in Cotati on Friday.
An intersection at dusk, with cars crossing and a red light that is close in color to the sun streaked sky.  Orange red clouds outlined in lavender colors.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse
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Kristen Ratan @kristenratan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this is going to be a good one!
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The Shadowserver Foundation @shadowserver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Shadowserver is excited to share its cybersecurity insights and actionable recommendations in a report aimed at helping ECOWAS stakeholders make West Africa more secure! Read the report & accompanying fact sheets in English, French & Portuguese at www.shadowserver.org/news/shadows...
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
As seen on a wall in Mexico City…
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
PURE RAGEBAIT!
A captcha image, requesting to select all squares with motorcycles, but the photo is of a scooter.
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Nature Nomad @naturecompass.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sequoia National Park in California 😲😍
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Cotati evening.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Headlines be like: “Secret service members member not so secret after poolside fondling”.
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
20 years ago today!!! And it’s the last day I will be a parent of teenagers.
A very pregnant woman; with belly showing and badly drawn approximate positions of the twins she is about to birth.
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Amazing choreography ! youtu.be/x6_mbnsh6VU
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GENER8ION - STORM starring Yung Lean
YouTube video by GENER8ION
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Stan Americana @americanastan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LMAO, this is so brutal roast of the yesterdays security incident by the Pedo President😭🤣😂 x.com/i/status/204...
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
blog.scienceandindustrymuseum.org.uk/canary-resus...
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The canary resuscitator | Science and Industry Museum
Have you ever wondered what our curators' favourite collection items are? Here, assistant curator Lewis takes us through his rather surprising pick.
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Speaking of damaging fascist dorks, there also needs to be a complete cybersecurity sweep of the Treasury and anywhere else DOGE went.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.
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Steven S. DeKnight @stevendeknight.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I love this for him.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My mother has absolutely no poker face. Milk chocolate wine, cannot recommend.
A woman in an aqua hoodie, sips a glass of brown opaque wine. Woman in aqua hoodie has an uncomfortable smirk while holding a glass of chocolate wine.

Woman in aqua hoodie has expression of disgust drinking chocolate wine.
Woman in aqua hoodie expresses surprise at how bad the chocolate wine tastes!
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Gary Taxali @garytaxali.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
If you're on signal & haven't already, maybe go to Settings → Notifications → Content → Name Only or No Name or Content Because apparently phone forensics can scrape msgs from notifications storage. Not just a signal problem, btw. Any encrypted messaging service w/ a "msg preview" type of setting
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Brenden Beck @brendenbeck.net · 08/04/2026
Halfway through this article arguing that San Francisco's new "tough love" mayor improved disorder and drug overdoses in the city, the author reveals that the improvement happened under the previous mayor. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/o...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!” IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?” TRUMP: “Deal.” FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”
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Percy Galore @percygalore.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In space, no one can hear you reply all.
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I definitely felt that!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin
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Los Feliz Daycare @losfelizdaycare.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
ALL DRINKS WILL BE HOT OR LUKEWARM FROM NOW ON CUZ WE DON’T SUPPORT I**
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
CISA acting director uploading official documents to ChatGPT, FBI director’s personal email hacked. Imposter syndrome should never be a problem again after this administration….
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A very tiny praying mantis!
A finger pointing to a teeny tiny praying mantis on a wrought iron plant hanger.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/03/2026
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/03/2026
This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Got my new LA Metro TShirt! Thanks @testastretta.bsky.social !!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Incredible
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Violent Femmes!!! Fun show for a Tuesday evening. Geriatric mosh pit. Dude, where’s my glasses! 🤓 😂
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It happened again
Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Welcoming the fire horse Chinese New Year, I didn’t expect that it would be my giant dog eating an unreasonable amount of chilis. Flame on mini Pony…
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Prelude to a cat-astrophe…
A lamp dangles its control chains temptingly in front of a black and white juvenile delinquent cat, who is reaching out to play, jump, demolish.
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Our newest cat is just over a year old; lanky, adorable and a delinquent. He has earned the endearing title “little asshole” due to his shenanigans. Sooooo. I caused a spit take at a family dinner explaining how I’ve been posting pictures of my little asshole on the internet.
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Saint Lisa @troisgalopins.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Are you kidding me?!? I just… the stupidity is staggering. Truly astounding. No one in charge understands how this plays out, do they… thinking two steps ahead is beyond any of them.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 14/01/2026
When the bad guys win they become fixated on rewriting history and reframing themselves as the good guys.
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Regina Burstein @mplsfietser.bike · 14/01/2026
My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Occasionally as a litigator you run across an opposing party who repeatedly breaches contracts and settlement agreements and legal requirements — just never abides by them. Generally competent lawyers point out that you shouldn’t do business with or enter contracts with that person. /1
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