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✨tris miller ✨

@tristanjmiller.bsky.social
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Chicago based comedy artist Sentimentally ill Rodeo/Clown linktr.ee/tristanjmiller

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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 6h
Does Digger have a 4DX release?
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 11h
Logging on again
Pippin holding the palatir from return of the king
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night At The Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A million years too late: *Bane voice* The Gru Rises
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Twin Peaks Hello
Alt: Twin Peaks Hello
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Digger? *big sigh* I hardly know her
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One thing about growing up poor is that you’re used to the concept that life is mostly suffering
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always gutting to see something from your childhood on antiques roadshow
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re the same picture
A picture of Glen Powell A picture of Squirtle from Monster Factory
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any one have any experience with being on whore moans and having bipolar disorder? Asking for a friend
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Listen to your body” Sure I’ll smoke cigarettes all day and eat all the oatmeal raisin cookies I want until 4am
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nancy 10/7/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 9
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have a long list of problems to address in this country, but eventually we’re gonna have to reckon with how these lazy fucking ghouls burned down shops to collect the insurance money. It’s the same thing, and it was simply allowed! It should be illegal to fatten up a mega-corp for sale. Scumbag.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Charlie Ashby @charlie-ashby.co.uk · 07/10/2026
It’s THE SKYDANCE TRIPLETS!
The Warners Bros & Sister
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We talk about people using their powers for good or evil, but never for stupid (eg Seth McFarlane & Adam Sandler)
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel eternally grateful to never have been a fan of Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, or Tom Cruise Truly dodged disappointments & needing to justify myself to others
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A spouse
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I truly wish my body would just co operate with me for one single time in my life
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chicago Be flooding eh?
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time a rape story is in the news there’s a new wave of rape stories all over social media where the guy didn’t get his dick burned off and in fact got free ice cream for life. I love it actually
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/10/2023
screencap of Adam Sandler from 'Uncut Gems', subtitle reads 

I'm going to become Hubie Halloween
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I truly wish my whole body was different
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“One of the dangerous things about going on tour alone is that you get used to talking to yourself,” he caught himself mumbling out loud at a Shake Shack
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wrote "i feel pain" on a piece of paper and now every time i look at the piece of paper i wonder if the paper is being honest???!?!
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to be a slut, but also in a more sincere way, a wife
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Why is it that nyc smells like piss, not my puss smells like the greatest city in the world?” JOKES ON YOU CHICAGO ALSO SMELLS LIKE PISS
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unfortunately, what radicalized me was Dave Barry Hits Below The Beltway
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 21/01/2024
and! squishy! and! hot!
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truly every podcaster now
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The two rats from Flushed Away are lesbians and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex gifs
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flushed Away has so many fucking great needle drops
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’d think a reality-show president would like the idea people getting voted out
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Rogue One
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things are so dire that they got my Protestant ass agreeing with da pope
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know he’s from Chicago, but every time I read a quote from a pope it’s in an Italian accent
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every night I pray for a lesbian to take me camping
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A drag competition that’s impossible to win: Kobayashi Maru Paul’s Drag Race
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favorite Luke Skywalker moment:
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - best known for his work on Wing Commander III: Heart of Tiger (1994), Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom (1996) & Wing Commander Prophecy (1997). Also, "The guy from Star Wars."
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 25/09/2026
A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle
A colourful drawing of line art and watercolour of bionicle Toa Tahu. The Red Orange one. Resting against a tree in the woods. At his feet are the 5 masks of all the other original bionicles heroes. A Spot of sunshine comes through the trees. Wide enough to form a circle in the shape of Tahu and ailluminate him in the otherwise dark forest. Toa is covvered in rust and dust. Leafs spout from his shoulders and mask. His plating looks old and battered. One may wonder how long he has been here.
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✨tris miller ✨ @tristanjmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t shit in the woods
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