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taylor

@trickmachine.bsky.social
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I may be a slime bucket, but believe me! I know what the hell I’m talking about

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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 08/10/2026
Habatta Big Star na choobah Stephen Malkmus bagundi, Sloobo baglondu Van Der Graaf Generator
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really proud of my friend Jesse Farrar who asked me to share this when i woke up www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”
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Braindead Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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taylor @trickmachine.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
i’m not really all that into football but one time i watched a single XFL game when they brought it back a few years ago and that shit is exactly what sports should be like. one of the guys got his pants pulled down and i saw his entire ass
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taylor @trickmachine.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
congratulations to my 67 year old uncle for finally making it out of there
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
COLONEL (AI): Don’t you see? Traditional monogamy has broken down. Misinformation, global destabilization, the death of the nuclear family, the war on terror. All have led to the primacy of the polycule. RAIDEN: You expect me to believe that? ROSE (AI): It’s simply a new dating context, Jack.
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taylor @trickmachine.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
hey man, cool glass house. would be a shame if someone were to cast stones in it
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