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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘

@trashpandabee.bsky.social
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Creole, gun-owning, Jewish trash panda who hated MAGA before it was cool! #historian #polyam #Judaism #NOLA #Mixed #Creole #AuDHD #chronicillness #books #entertainment, and anything else I like! Come for the cute face, stay for the hilarity!

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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Yeah Iran. We know. We hate it too. At least 75 million of us hate it. His slobbering, rage-baited cult members are beyond repair at this point.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I love when @kenjennings.bsky.social tells us to get in Good Trouble. Malicious compliance works for a reason! ❤️
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Helpful words and phrases en espanol! 1) La Migra! - Immigration officer(s) sighted 2) Hielo! - ICE! 3) Soy ciudadana/o americano - I am an American Citizen! 4) Nací en estados unidos - I was born in the United States. 5) Quiero un abogado - I want a lawyer! 6) Suplico el 5to - I plead the 5th.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Because this administration thinks everyone believes the rules only matter when it helps “your side” (like they do), they are counting on Comey’s unpopularity to normalize this. Don’t let it. Whatever you think of him or his actions in the past, etc. this indictment is dangerous and an outrage.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
So, am I the only one noticing that these shooters who are targeting "GOP" candidates and pundits are almost ALL white Republican males between the ages of 18 and 28? Seems strange, does it not?
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
So, they really are trying to have their rabidly insane murderous "fans" stalk, harm, or even kill their opponents. But this isn't fascism or totalitarianism, right?
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Y'all. The "engravings" on the bullets? IT'S THE FUCKING BRAND STAMP OF A TURKISH AMMO COMPANY--TRN. The fucking morons under Kash Patel thought it was a fucking message about trans people. 🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm legit laying here, with a STUNNED look on my face, that this is how fucking DUMB our GOVERNMENT is.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
anyone wanna start a cult? not the weird controlling kind. just the 'quietly dismantle oppressive systems while appearing to be a normal book club' kind.
Earthy Herbs
@canna.pothecary
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Tony Negron @tnite02.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I remember when this happened.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
😳😳😳
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Lafayette, Louisiana!
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Watching software engineers develop AI bots that can LITERALLY replace their jobs is wild...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hmmmm . . . I wonder how the Minnesota assassin might have had access to a police uniform, a police badge, and a police cruiser. Are we *sure* he was "impersonating" a police officer?
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Israel is bombing Iran. It was nice knowing y'all...
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Just thinking about why neither political party has released the Epstein report now that both have had the opportunity to do so. One thing you won’t ever get me to do is protect someone on that list. We need to know.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
me: [rolling over for the 40th time in the middle of the night]

the monster under my bed: will you shut the fuck up
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows”
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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fuck Donald Trump and fuck every one of these maga assholes. There are spots left in this pack. I will fill it with people who reply, like, repost. Really appreciate reposts because that is how we broaden our reach. go.bsky.app/M8EAx8Z
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Erin aka Bippy in Alaska @itsbippy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Please and thank you.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
No @RoKhanna.bsky.social. Hell no. @elonmusk used his platform to spread lies & elect Trump, he then spent 4 months destroying lives & starving children to death. And now bcuz he turned on Trump, you wanna suck up to him? Fuck no. Come on my fellow Dems, be better than this. This is wrong.👇
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
She's a ten, but it's short for tender f*ckin' joints
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"Hey babe, new Covid variant just dropped!" Start masking again, people. ESPECIALLY now, when we have even less of a reason to trust our government...
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
BREAKING: Scientists Warn of New Coronavirus in China, Just One Mutation Away from Triggering New Pandemic.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/06/2025
look, we're all out here making ourselves stressed out and miserable with terrible news all the time please let yourself enjoy this, for your own mental health
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The Art of War will beat The Art of the Deal every single time.
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Rhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Things seem to be going well.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Holier than thou people scolding us for laughing at this is exactly what's wrong with Dems. We take shit TOO seriously, don't fight back, and when we do, we get scolded, BY OUR OWN PARTY, for not being "serious". Politely, fuck off. I'm about to register as Indy. Being Dem is embarrassing right now.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/06/2025
the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy but while they fight we can replenish ourselves. I recommend popcorn
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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑🐈🐈‍⬛ @judymccarthy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A blessed Eid Mubarak to my friends who celebrate. ❤️
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Thei hadde a public blowe out Postinge their jabbes and jibes Typinge 'til their fingeres bledde It was the sommere of '25
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This is what I've been saying since yesterday. We may be enjoying a MUCH-NEEDED bout of schadenfreud, but none of us are cheering on either of those assholes. We are just enjoying watching them eat each other.
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Michele/Meidas Fan @michelemanziano.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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the terminally well @theterminallywell.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A sewn diagram

wake up and either do something or do nothing 

if you do something --> Fail --> Hate yourself --> Go to bed

if you do nothing --> feel guilty --> hate yourself --> go to bed

then ---------------> back to wake up
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#BookSky
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I want a video of ALL of the memes, set to Yackity Sax...
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 06/06/2025
bluesky needs to extend its character limit so i can add more Ls to the lolllllll required here
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The Art of War will ALWAYS beat The Art of the Deal. To those who called me crazy and delusional yesterday for saying that pissing Trump off is a legitimate war tactic that has been successfully used for millenia:
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a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him
Alt: a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
When @gtconway.bsky.social tells me to keep my phone fully charged today, I'm gonna listen...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s not important who wins or loses, it’s how god damn hilarious this is.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some people are posting “things are still bad” and yeah no shit! This is why we need moments of levity!
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Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @nicolefilippone.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I don't know who needs to see this but forgetting & losing things excessively to the point of it having an extremely detrimental effect on your life is an example of a DISABILITY, not a cute or funny little quirk. ADHD is recognized as a disability for a reason.
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I planned to take a VIP teenager in my life to their very 1st Pride this year. But with the uptick in hate crimes, especially after Jonathan Joss, I'm leery about public Pride in a red state. Instead, I think we may do a small PRIVATE Pride, just for them, so they can enjoy experiencing it, safely
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Beatrice Lena Stellaluna 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fuckkkkkk...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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