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Ripley

@trashbagripley.bsky.social
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(they/he) he/they. I used to work in publishing. I don't anymore, and I don't know what to do with my life lol. I stream mostly retro games over at twitch.tv/ripleydottelevision. I think these bios are awkward.

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 13h
lol
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yeah, dude. That looks cool as hell.
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As someone who's been looking for a job for like over a year now and genuinely doesn't know what more they could do but travel back in time and just be better, let me tell you: Don't quit your job. I don't give a fuck how much it sucks shit. It doesn't suck more than actually trying to find a job.
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I was like seven or eight, I went to a neighbourhood kid's birthday party. They were playing Halloween V on the TV and parents either weren't around or just didn't give a shit. I walked into the living room right as the farmhouse scene was happening. That messed me up for a good, long while.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Xbox is a company built for taking constant Ls.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Games That Weren't @gamesthatwerent.com · 21/09/2026
MELT, a lost 1997 PC game featuring Iron Maiden's Eddie, has been recovered! We're releasing a build for the first time, along with source code and an updated version for modern PCs. We also speak to developer Paul Tebbutt. Thanks to Tamaracade for their earlier research.
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sekai Ninja Sen Jiraiya (1988) Episode 19
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Xbox Crystal Limited Edition ad (2004) #retro #art #gaming #Xbox
Xbox Crystal Limited Edition ad (2004)
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/DEkSzcGIfW0?... Run With Us is an absolute all-timer theme song. Just saying.
youtu.be
The Raccoons Theme Song Run With Us Music Video.avi
YouTube video by mrydeuk
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
couldn't see the fuckin movie everyone's head popcorn in the way
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2030 isn't a real year lmao.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/09/2026
Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP.
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda fans are some real fucking turbo-nerds.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE GONNA FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 05/09/2026
louie's cabin, laurel, montana, 1979
louie's cabin, laurel, montana, 1979
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The image is a person dressed up like Samus 
But made of cardboard 
The magazine text says "lookout mother Brain Here comes Andy Mitchell of Phoenix Arizona as the incredible Samus hero of Nintendo's video Hit Metroid"
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love that Microsoft literally cancelled the first Psychonauts and 20+ years later they retconned it into being one of the most important games on the system
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brutal Legend is free on Itchio for the next ~666 minutes (in honor to Tim Curry) buff.ly/OwIZtbB
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
FIRE PRO GAIDEN: BLAZING TORNADO HUMAN 1995 SEGA SATURN
Hayate's ring walk, which involves driving a motorcycle to the ring
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS CAPCOM 1994 SEGA GENESIS
Even when Jumbo turns around, he has the crowd behind him
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026
Whether trans people exist and if they deserve the rights and dignity afforded to everyone else is not an "opinion". There's no middle ground to meet on. This is not an "agree to disagree" thing. Fix your hearts or die.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Super Mario RPG (Switch, 2023)
"You're an adult. If you think something is tasty, then eat it."
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AnEternalEnigma @aneternalenigma.com · 13/08/2026
The more I ponder what Mary said here, I think it is VERY important for those who don't like this EVEN IF YOU DON'T STREAM and want to send a message to Amazon on where the Twitch community falls in the genAI discussion to go in their settings and turn this off. The metrics are what speaks to them.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Videogame CEOs, consider the exciting opportunities afforded you by shutting the fuck up.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 12/08/2026
You can almost hear her soul deflate having to listen to this sack of shit detonate any possibility of goodwill Twitch had left.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lady from GTA saying "$50 whatever you want baby"
Guy in car "can you sit in the room with me while I play Silent Hill 2 so it's less scary"
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Welsh is a deeply unserious language. I was doing a Duolingo lesson and forgot the word for "smoke" so I just decided "Let's just guess 'smokio'. Fuck it." I was right. Also: I wasn't even right because I looked it up and it's an informal way to say it. Duolingo is also deeply unserious.
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Played Pokopia for about eight hours straight, until I got a "Oops I accidentally skipped lunch and dinner" headache at like 9:30 PM. That's a sign of a good-ass game, dude.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 06/08/2026
Grand.Theft.Auto.VI.An.Extended.Look.2026.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.x265-hallowed
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cuphead taught me to kill things like this
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also if there's any good-ass Indies from the last while that don't run like shit on the Switch 2 or any big substantial Switch 2 upgrades please lemme know.
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Got a Switch 2 the other day and it's been a hot minute since I've used the eShop. I know this is not a new complaint, but dear God it's just a minefield of hentai games.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Soccer Ball, basketball, and baseball angrily exclude an American Football. The soccer ball says "get the hell outta here American Football... you're not even a sphere." American football sits dejected on the side of the road. A hockey puck comes up to him and says "don't worry football. we can be friends." American football says "sorry hockey puck, but I fucking hate you."
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 30/07/2026
egyptian garage, san diego, california, 1979
egyptian garage, san diego, california, 1979
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Kirby games ad (1996) #retro #art #gaming #Kirby
Kirby's Ghost Trap, Kirby's Dream Course, Kirby's Block Ball & Kirby's Fun Pak / Print ad / Nintendo / 1996
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Travis William | AEW Women’s Division Blog @aew.one · 25/07/2026
It’s the same picture.
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk
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pmcTRILOGY @pmctrilogy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
video games are so good
a phone photo of a hacked 3DS playing Final Fantasy Adventure, with the screen showing the text after fighting Mr. Lee where the player character receives the Magic Book of Sleep and learns Slep
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KilledbyCuriosity @kbc.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Ripley @trashbagripley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a time to be alive.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hidetaka Miyazaki hold hands with an unseen entity that's wearing little cartoon gloves. The entity says "I love you, Hidetaka Miyazaki." Miyazaki respons "I love YOU, poison swamp." He makes out with the swamp. Miyazaki's poison meter starts going up.
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
Camp Jellyjam guyMr. Beast
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evergreen.
Josh
@JoshMLabelle
We've assembled 100 people with
ADHD and 5 people with no soft skills to manage them, and given them a simple goal: make an impossible amount of money. We call it the games industry, and we think it's going to work great.
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Sonic Adventure 🎄✨ (1998) #retro #art #gaming #MerryChristmas #Sonic
Sonic Adventure (1998)
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