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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃

@transsalamander.bsky.social
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Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once wrote a tweet that helped crack a thousand eggs. I don't think my age is any of your goddamn business, but I'm over 25 if that helps.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18m
Me playing Zenyatta Overwatch
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 54m
Can't help but wonder if one of the benefits for techbros could be a hypothetical AI bill of rights that somehow lays out how a being can be sapient AND bound to the whims of the corporation that owns it. And then they can work on figuring out how to apply that to humans.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 57m
That too! I'm certainly someone who doesn't mind in THEORY when a UB set isn't high fantasy, but in PRACTICE more often than not when it's not high fantasy I care so much less lol
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 58m
It's also accepting the techbro's framing which has its own risks, but the only way to have any hope of dismantling their argument is to get lost in the weeds of the philosophy of fucking consciousness itself which broadly will get us nowhere, all while the elephant in the room is right there.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
There's a lot of ways to dunk on this shit but I really think the loudest method we need to hammer over and over again is that famously one of the cruelest things you can do to sapient life is enslave it. Yes obviously the techbros like that part. But make them admit it every second of every day.
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 1h
and now 2B time !
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 17h
and, like, ontop of being morally reprehensible, can we just underline how staggeringly, stupidly bad a call this is? transphobia is BROADLY UNPOPULAR! Just go, "Hey, Elon Musk and Trump loves transphobia" and most normal people will go, "ew, gross" because most people hate those guys
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
Years of MCU exhaustion, years of UB exhaustion (I don't hate them as a rule, but the last two Marvel sets have done almost nothing for me!), and then out of nowhere I'm perfectly aligned to get exceedingly hyped for this
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
Apparently this will also be the first UB set with its own unique story so it's also turning my opinion around on UB sets overall lol
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Belsheber Rusape Jr. @belrusape.bsky.social · 3h
I voice ANOTHER cat that’s now a plushy?!? This news, no joke, completely made my day!🥹 I need it I need it I need it I need it I NEEEEEEED IT!!!😭🐈‍⬛
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
My guess is they won't be in this set. But I bet they'll have a Cosmic Marvel set at some point!
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
I've been cooled off on Marvel for like, years? It was mostly MCU with me, but only REALLY recently have I kinda gotten back into it, and my on-ramp was definitely the magical side of things, so once again I say I am being eerily targeted lol
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
Oh shit they're doing an actual story with this one! You don't have to keep going this hard Wizards, I was already hyped!
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 1h
Marvel magic comes to Magic: The Gathering. An original narrative, new looks for beloved characters, and more await you in Marvel: Darkhold Destiny. #MTGxDarkhold
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
my god, colorado is right in the eye of the cumshot
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
If the fash are "allowed" to constantly reference their favorite fantasy franchises in a super cringe way, we should be too lol
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 9h
The Swords to Plowshares Act, the final undoing of Christian white nationalist theocracy. (Maybe we don’t call it that actually but come on)
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h
Omg he's so cool....
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
many such cases
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
There was already a ton of Scarlet Witch cards, they did not need to spoil me this hard. But there was only ONE Doctor Strange card and it was a mono white card with him as a surgeon, so I really should have seen this coming lol
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
*hyped fangirl screaming intensifies* bsky.app/profile/aipt...
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
...Speaking as someone who just got really into the magic (lowercase m lol) side of Marvel this feels somewhat targeted
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 1h
*taps mic* programming is art
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 1h
You'd think Mario Kart would be the Smash Bros of kart racing games, but in fact it's actually Sonic Racing
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 3h
sometimes the world presents you with a driver that cat calls you from his car with blue lives matter stickers and a very close, very open window, and you just have to spit in it
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Skynet_VR 🔞 @swisssky.net · 3h
Come join me on the weekend and we make some waves in the water together 😏
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
Well that's an easy buy from me, fuck yeah
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 3h
a PLUSHIE partnership for a massive indie project? who could have seen THAT coming?? The Beatrix (AND VOID!!) Youtooz plushie will be launching alongside the second Bunlith show episode on October 16th!! Void is removable. Please don't lose him. lol.
"It's Bunlith! The Witch Upstairs
BEATRIX AND VOID"

a plushie of Beatrix, a goth girl wearing a witch hat, holding Void, a little black kitty cat. against a purple background

"YOUTOOZ"
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Jess Kali 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessicakali.bsky.social · 6h
I've been saying this for a minute. If your candidate might be harmed by trans people not voting for them, then why aren't you calling your candidate?
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
many are saying this
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 3h
Guess what updated :3
Super zoomed in crop of Sam with Bianca's finger caressing her cheek
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
pretty sure that's what that one cyndi lauper song was about *nods*
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mark "posts garf" postgarf @postgarf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 18/06/2026
bird furries will b- w, wait stop that. STOP THAT NO STOP TAKING THE SEEDS OF MY BURGER QUIT DOING THAT STOP IT
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
game recognize game (i am also a mutagen connoisseur lol)
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
Ah, thank you for the clarification!
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
Oooh I have just the card!
 Mutagen Connoisseur {1}{G}{U}

Creature — Vedalken Mutant

Flying, vigilance

This creature gets +1/+0 for each transformed permanent you control.

Much to the Phyrexians’ delight, sheer curiosity drove many to willingly surrender to compleation.
0/5
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
waow (basedbasedbasedbasedbased)
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 4h
they don't tell u this but if ur talking to a cute girl and she starts infodumping, that means she really likes u
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
"No matter how hard or how painful, they never gave up. They kept fighting because they believed they could overcome someday! Isn't that right, Kainé!? Even if it's pointless, you still have to do it!"
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah sue the fucking pants off those losers goddamn
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
Said by the game's equivalent of Navi the fairy from the Legend of Zelda, who by the end functions as a Greek chorus for the events that took place. I love 042's back and forth with 153. A perfect balance of absurdity, sorrow, and hope. A Yoko Taro joint, in other words. bsky.app/profile/tran...
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Peanut 🎃 @peanutium.bsky.social · 3h
No Progress! cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid
Peanuts black cat asleep on a blue blanket
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3h
One of my favorite quotes from NieR:Automata is the coda to the entire game: "A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself."
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 16h
the life that you want to live isnt just gonna happen to you. you have to fight for it
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 4h
ya i mean i do genuinely think that one of hegseth's goals is to drive people appalled by barbarity out of the military, because the long term plan is to make the military shoot at us, and the same guys who object to this won't do that either.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 7h
These weirdos never move on to the next logical step of their beliefs, which if they were true would mean their bot friend is being enslaved.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 4h
I used the women's toilets every single time I needed a public bathroom during my last trip to the UK, and while it didn't end up being necessary, I was ready to have it be a PVP zone in large part because my heart was breaking for my trans friends over there. Come at me, I'm an American lol
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 4h
A simple "Magic Dance" (grammatically coherent title instead of lyric snippet) would suffice but yeah, it's a weird miss
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 4h
I only recently learned this, but yeah. Lyrics have to be cleared with your publisher!
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 4h
Tbh a LOT of getting over my nerves around using the women's bathroom was fueled by frustration and spite lol Nothing beats a good "Yeah they can TRY to give me a hard time, I'm READY" powering your momentum
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