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Trans Siberian Orgasm

@transiberianorgasm.bsky.social
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idk, i like nerd shit and i don't talk much. Minneapolis based

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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh it looks crazy, I wonder how it's knit?
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It also needs to be said that this whole fraud scandal has become so racialized that even if it were a rampant, real crisis the Republican response to it is repugnant and Democrats are starting to also respond repugnantly
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 09/10/2026
I feel terrible asking this, but my debit card got stolen and I don’t currently have the funds in my account to cover some upcoming payments while I sort the dispute out with the bank. If anyone could help spot me, I would really appreciate that! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
i should be allowed to go to the store and get pharmaceutical-grade stimulants if i want to! the controlled substances act being so disconnected pharmacologically from what is scheduled based on an arbitrary rating of "abuse potential" is a sham when alcohol and nicotine aren't scheduled. total bs.
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♡ Scary Kate. 🇵🇸 @katespeace.northsky.social · 13/04/2025
Israel has intervened in Guatemalan affairs to assist in the murders of my people. There is a refusal by liberals to acknowledge these colonizers do not want to leave indigenous people alone. 🇮🇱 is a US backed entity made for the purposes of Western expansion: merip.org/1986/05/isra...
Arms Sales and Military Aid

"Israeli-Guatemalan military cooperation began in 1971, during the presidency of Col. Carlos Arana Osario. Then the Guatemalan chief of staff, Kjell Laugerud Garcia, visited Israel and met with Defense Minister Moshe Dayan and other Israeli military officials. Laugerud Garcia expressed Guatemala’s interest in procuring armaments and military communications equipment. Later that year, the two countries signed their first cooperation agreement, though specifics were not made public. [24]""By early 1982 there were at least 300 Israeli advisers in Guatemala. [45] The New York Times reported that “Israel is known to have intelligence teams, security and communications specialists, and military training personnel in Guatemala.” [46]"
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I've not shared this on Bluesky before, so here it is. At 1:48 PM (BST), on Friday September 7, 2018, I reached the greatest height of my posting career. This is my magnum opus. I repost it here for posterity, for future generations to enjoy.
A thread of replies on Twitter dated Sep 7, 2018.

@blanchardphd tweet: I've reviewed my share of manuscripts for scholarly journals. If I thought an author's language was ridiculous (eg, "gender assigned at birth" for "sex"), I might say so, but I never wrote that an author *must* use this language or *must not* use that.

@2damntrans reply: BOFA are particularly bad at this.

@blanchardphd reply: What does BOFA stand for?

@2damntransreply: IT STANDS FOR BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF U DIRTY OLD GIT
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 29/09/2026
free halloween costume idea for our hennepin county commissioners
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Sanctuary Supply Depot @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please help. People's needs always increase this time of year but this year is even greater than usual, and when we run out of tents people are sleeping unsheltered. Finances are tight for everyone but how far are any of us from homelessness?
Weeknight drop-ins have tripled we are tired and out of money. Please donate via the links in our bio so we can continue to support unhoused people.We cannot keep up with the demand caused by current situations in both Minneapolis and St. Paul, we need financial support.$18K would allow us to give out additional $0.10 weekly (tent tarp sleeping bag hygiene kit undies) per week through February.Please help 😢
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 26/09/2026
if you do not schedule maintenance the equipment will schedule it for you
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It is because penguins are naturally anti-incel. You either get a stone that the female likes or you try again. You do not get enraptured by ennui. You find the largest female and you feed her fish, this is what I have learned from many marriages. -Werner Herzog
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 17/09/2026
being very professional in my latest monologue

Shut the fuck up! You build cloud software! You are in full control of what gets built or not! Just because you don’t fully understand how Large Language Models make their decisions doesn’t mean that they’re “out of control” or “have their own intentions,” and your unwillingness to explain the difference and further fuel anthropomorphism only makes me more certain that you need to shut your fucking mouth.
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy
A photo of a bunch of cops next to that donut shop with a big donut on top of it in LA somewhere. 

Underneath it I say what grass political commentators like yourself don't seem to understand as much like a structure in red alert, the cops are able to drop power from the donut to boost their stats while in close proximity"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If these AI agents are trying passwords until they get into things that's an AI safety issue of course, but password attempts should be limited in the first place. There have been ways to quickly brute force passwords for a long time. www.cnn.com/2026/09/19/b...
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Gemini hacked three companies in first known breakout by Google’s AI | CNN Business
Google’s Gemini model accessed the internet and hacked other companies during a test of its cybersecurity capabilities, the first known example of the company’s AI systems autonomously committing such...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was expressing frustration to a neighbor last night, about the long-term nature of some of the projects I’m organizing. She reminded me of the simplicity of handing a warm meal to someone that’s hungry. Community Kitchen has been quietly doing this for years. They always need money & helpers.
communitykitchenmpls
VOLUNTEERS I
NEEDED
Sunday prep 3:00-5:30 pm Monday meal prep 1:30-4:45 pm Tuesday meal prep 1:30-4:45 pm
sign up at link
in bio
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Joshua Houdek @jhoudek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
North Minneapolis to Brooklyn Park deserve transit too: 50% of households don’t have access to a car 60% of potential riders are people of color 37% are low-income Care about equity? Fill the Blue Line Extension funding gap @governorwalz.mn.gov @metcouncilmn.bsky.social @hennepin.bsky.social
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh shit oh shit fuck yes. this exact thing would have saved me in 2022, I'm so ecstatic it exists
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Originally I was going to add some kind of joke thing about how it's because we're cute and good but fuck that I want people to be nice to trans people not just those of us who meet whatever the fuck arbitrary requirements Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a babe edible Rouxsie Roux
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th Birthday to Star Trek. Thank you for inspiring us all.
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When the story of Metro Surge is told in media, don't for a moment, through the outpouring of solidarity and community building, despite the heroism, forget that it sucked ass every single day and some days it was like the sun had been blocked from the world
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
House prequel series looks like shit
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just finished it today, and I'm kind of glad it'll be back again someday
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This thread is so important because yes, we actually did anarchy and it won literal awards, and we cannot and should not kick any piece of that movement out. Every single tactic mattered and they all need to be on the bus to a better future.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
can I go now?
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/08/2026
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I just made a GoFundMe for David's mom and brother. Thomas has been battling colon cancer, and today we found out it has spread to his bones. My MIL, Irma, has been caring for him. And then she found out she has kidney cancer and needs her kidney removed.
gofund.me
Donate to Two Cancer Diagnoses: Help the Rangel Family Survive, organized by Ashley Fairbanks
For almost two years, my brother-in-law, Thomas Rangel, has been… Ashley Fairbanks needs your support for Two Cancer Diagnoses: Help the Rangel Family Survive
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm an attorney who lives in Hennepin County. You shouldn't vote for Anders Folk unless you want a Republican Hennepin Co Attorney. You're allowed to be a single-issue voter in this race. Vote for the person who will prosecute ICE. Vote for Frazier.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Luckily Pokemon Scarlet is my most recent game and not Control. I don't think I'd go into Control for any amount of money. I'd go into Pokemon for free.
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Sword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was inspired by @lovethrupoke.bsky.social's BIG trans spider woman and got a silly idea
a comic page of venom accosting spider woman and being baffled by how she's now bigger than them after transitioninga follow up comic page of venom accosting spider woman and lying about making themselves taller before spontaneously sprouting breasts, at which point eddie and venom get into an argument while spider woman sneaks away
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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
84 years ago, on the 11th of August 1942, actress/inventor Hedy Lamarr and composer/inventor George Antheil received a patent for a frequency hopping "Secret Communications System" which later served as a basis for wireless telephones, two-way radio communications, and Wi-Fi. #otd #history🗃️
Lamarr, c. 1944Detail from a portrait of Antheil, by American photographer Berenice Abbott, c. 1927
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters. Roll for initiative.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
good threat modeling is important because my dog currently believes he cannot poop if there are sparrows nearby
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
Obama was designed in a lab to be the most Mr Rogers coded drone striking highly effective agent of western imperialism in US history and the media called him a foreign Muslim 24/7 for 8 years & transformed every other white person into a KKK werewolf
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checkerbored.bsky.social @checkerbored.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Turning a big dial that says "Protestantism" on it back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on The Price is Right
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like, By Ron Schwartz theonion.com/we-seem-to-be-at-an-im…
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like
By Ron Schwartz
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 05/08/2026
Kat Donnelly, a nurse with Healthcare for the Homeless, spent Tuesday scrambling to refill medications and make sure patients knew where to find her ahead of the Pig's Eye Park encampment closure Wednesday morning.
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‘Difficult to say goodbye’: Residents, volunteers worry what’s next as St. Paul clears encampment
Many residents said they aren’t sure where they will go after the encampment is cleared out on Wednesday. Over 100 people were living at the camp when the Mayor’s Office announced the closure last mon...
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Mark Wasson @reportermark.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m here at the Fish Hatchery encampment in St. Paul as the city prepares to sweep the camp. St. Paul cops are stopping cars coming in but there are dozens of people that have gathered here in anticipation of the sweep in order to help camp residents and document what the city does here today.
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Ryan Ricard @firewally.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The weather in the Twin Cities today is perfect if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a soup dumpling
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Dalton🏴 @southpawprecision.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Now is the time for anarcho-tacoists to arise.
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In other news, an absolute unit of a cloud is looming over the twin cities west metro. What does it meannnnnn, what does it want from us, how do we appease it
Gigantic chonk of a rectangular cloud looming over a highway. Very weird.
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