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Trans Siberian Orgasm

@transiberianorgasm.bsky.social
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idk, i like nerd shit and i don't talk much. Minneapolis based

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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh it looks crazy, I wonder how it's knit?
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It also needs to be said that this whole fraud scandal has become so racialized that even if it were a rampant, real crisis the Republican response to it is repugnant and Democrats are starting to also respond repugnantly
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 09/10/2026
I feel terrible asking this, but my debit card got stolen and I don’t currently have the funds in my account to cover some upcoming payments while I sort the dispute out with the bank. If anyone could help spot me, I would really appreciate that! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I'm not quite dead yet"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
i should be allowed to go to the store and get pharmaceutical-grade stimulants if i want to! the controlled substances act being so disconnected pharmacologically from what is scheduled based on an arbitrary rating of "abuse potential" is a sham when alcohol and nicotine aren't scheduled. total bs.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think they're cute, but I'm a turbo weeb so that probably doesn't count for much
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♡ Scary Kate. 🇵🇸 @katespeace.northsky.social · 13/04/2025
Israel has intervened in Guatemalan affairs to assist in the murders of my people. There is a refusal by liberals to acknowledge these colonizers do not want to leave indigenous people alone. 🇮🇱 is a US backed entity made for the purposes of Western expansion: merip.org/1986/05/isra...
Arms Sales and Military Aid

"Israeli-Guatemalan military cooperation began in 1971, during the presidency of Col. Carlos Arana Osario. Then the Guatemalan chief of staff, Kjell Laugerud Garcia, visited Israel and met with Defense Minister Moshe Dayan and other Israeli military officials. Laugerud Garcia expressed Guatemala’s interest in procuring armaments and military communications equipment. Later that year, the two countries signed their first cooperation agreement, though specifics were not made public. [24]""By early 1982 there were at least 300 Israeli advisers in Guatemala. [45] The New York Times reported that “Israel is known to have intelligence teams, security and communications specialists, and military training personnel in Guatemala.” [46]"
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I've not shared this on Bluesky before, so here it is. At 1:48 PM (BST), on Friday September 7, 2018, I reached the greatest height of my posting career. This is my magnum opus. I repost it here for posterity, for future generations to enjoy.
A thread of replies on Twitter dated Sep 7, 2018.

@blanchardphd tweet: I've reviewed my share of manuscripts for scholarly journals. If I thought an author's language was ridiculous (eg, "gender assigned at birth" for "sex"), I might say so, but I never wrote that an author *must* use this language or *must not* use that.

@2damntrans reply: BOFA are particularly bad at this.

@blanchardphd reply: What does BOFA stand for?

@2damntransreply: IT STANDS FOR BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF U DIRTY OLD GIT
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah the city's government and culture is not wholly controlled by Frey, despite his power grabs. Like fuck him but the problem is Voltron you gotta do more than defeat the head
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 29/09/2026
free halloween costume idea for our hennepin county commissioners
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was a crazy reply to get after forgeting the context 😆
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His stand up would be as good as his painting I'm sure
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Sanctuary Supply Depot @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please help. People's needs always increase this time of year but this year is even greater than usual, and when we run out of tents people are sleeping unsheltered. Finances are tight for everyone but how far are any of us from homelessness?
Weeknight drop-ins have tripled we are tired and out of money. Please donate via the links in our bio so we can continue to support unhoused people.We cannot keep up with the demand caused by current situations in both Minneapolis and St. Paul, we need financial support.$18K would allow us to give out additional $0.10 weekly (tent tarp sleeping bag hygiene kit undies) per week through February.Please help 😢
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 26/09/2026
if you do not schedule maintenance the equipment will schedule it for you
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It is because penguins are naturally anti-incel. You either get a stone that the female likes or you try again. You do not get enraptured by ennui. You find the largest female and you feed her fish, this is what I have learned from many marriages. -Werner Herzog
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why furrie artists get paid like doctors. Look at that hip, it's disgraceful. Which part is torso and which is leg? Nobody knows
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You tell them about the invisible work. If you think you can do the job they're offering tell them why in explicit terms.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 17/09/2026
being very professional in my latest monologue

Shut the fuck up! You build cloud software! You are in full control of what gets built or not! Just because you don’t fully understand how Large Language Models make their decisions doesn’t mean that they’re “out of control” or “have their own intentions,” and your unwillingness to explain the difference and further fuel anthropomorphism only makes me more certain that you need to shut your fucking mouth.
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy
A photo of a bunch of cops next to that donut shop with a big donut on top of it in LA somewhere. 

Underneath it I say what grass political commentators like yourself don't seem to understand as much like a structure in red alert, the cops are able to drop power from the donut to boost their stats while in close proximity"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jurassic Park didn't open because a ton of people died at its test run. If the researchers published their papers they would be incomplete because those researchers were killed by a flaw in their genetic meddling specifically. So yeah, apt comparison.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also these rogue AIs are always doing cybersecurity training when these things happen. Which means they were already hacking things and the rogue element is *what* they hacked. An agent that literally can't think for itself was not given enough guardrails and messed things up is the story here.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If these AI agents are trying passwords until they get into things that's an AI safety issue of course, but password attempts should be limited in the first place. There have been ways to quickly brute force passwords for a long time. www.cnn.com/2026/09/19/b...
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Gemini hacked three companies in first known breakout by Google’s AI | CNN Business
Google’s Gemini model accessed the internet and hacked other companies during a test of its cybersecurity capabilities, the first known example of the company’s AI systems autonomously committing such...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was expressing frustration to a neighbor last night, about the long-term nature of some of the projects I’m organizing. She reminded me of the simplicity of handing a warm meal to someone that’s hungry. Community Kitchen has been quietly doing this for years. They always need money & helpers.
communitykitchenmpls
VOLUNTEERS I
NEEDED
Sunday prep 3:00-5:30 pm Monday meal prep 1:30-4:45 pm Tuesday meal prep 1:30-4:45 pm
sign up at link
in bio
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Joshua Houdek @jhoudek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
North Minneapolis to Brooklyn Park deserve transit too: 50% of households don’t have access to a car 60% of potential riders are people of color 37% are low-income Care about equity? Fill the Blue Line Extension funding gap @governorwalz.mn.gov @metcouncilmn.bsky.social @hennepin.bsky.social
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe he also assumed Weird Al is Jewish.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh shit and there's gonna be a move towards dissolving the UK by political parties from Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland? That's pretty cool too. 😎
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
comments are like 'it's expensive' and 'how do you know' and 'they should work on other aspects of Covid infections' and that's all true but like this is still huge and hopefully will be available enough to help a lot of people.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh shit oh shit fuck yes. this exact thing would have saved me in 2022, I'm so ecstatic it exists
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh man, Wollmeise is such a good yarn. Can't wait to see what you do with it
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Originally I was going to add some kind of joke thing about how it's because we're cute and good but fuck that I want people to be nice to trans people not just those of us who meet whatever the fuck arbitrary requirements Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a babe edible Rouxsie Roux
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fire pit
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is what potato Clive Barker had a character do in his film Nightspud
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th Birthday to Star Trek. Thank you for inspiring us all.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think moving a bunch since i left my hometown skewed my results. But on the plus side it means my integration into MN is going well.
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah there's gonna be enough coke to make it look like freezing man
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Trans Siberian Orgasm @transiberianorgasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sometimes people get shorter when they age www.webmd.com/healthy-agin...
webmd.com
How Much Do You Shrink As You Age?
Find out what you need to know about shrinking as an adult over 60.
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When the story of Metro Surge is told in media, don't for a moment, through the outpouring of solidarity and community building, despite the heroism, forget that it sucked ass every single day and some days it was like the sun had been blocked from the world
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