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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 15h
Ranking MN work comp insurers based on how likely they'll approve your claim/easy to deal with/pay benefits: 1. Liberty Mutual 2. Travelers 3. The Hartford 4. RTW 5. CNA 6. Berkley Risk 7. Accident Fund 8. Sedgwick 9. League of MN Cities 10. State of MN 11. AmTrust 12. Uninsured 13. SFM
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 17h
The aliens in Flight of the Navigator really freaked me out. They were gross.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neil Diamond has a song called, "The Boat that I Row." Gophers should play that.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The most corrupt president is bribing you for less than a tank of gas.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a strange way to kill off Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Monica.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lisa Demuth invited the right wing blogger that created the pretense for ICE to come to MN. She is a collaborator and is complicit in the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti and every time her name is mentioned it should be in this context. She should be indicted.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey Siri what's the opposite of the St. Paul jacket?
2 items that a self-respecting woman would never wear and a target zip up jacket
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This district has been red since 2020 but is an ideal flip candidate so please donate and support Jen Fox in this race. The MN house is good. It's a critical election in district 41B in Hastings. She's not a looney toon. www.jenfoxforhouse.com
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Jen Fox for House | District 41b | Minnesota, USA
Jen Fox for Minnesota House of Representatives District 41b
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine. I will represent Mayor Her.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which is why it got cut from the original film?
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I honestly think calling AI the way Trump requests will speed the collapse of this bubble. It will plainly show people these tech giants are just spineless dumb bootlickers and not some genius titans of industry. They've actually got nothing. They're snake oil salesman, just like Trump.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@danieldopp.bsky.social incredible tie score in our league.
A tiein fantasy football
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's insane how football teams have to make huge decisions with such a small sample size. Imagine trading Walker Jenkins after 10 games. Crazy. Anyway, it did look like JJ McCarthy is not good, so whatever.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We need another raccoon climbs building day to drown out the migrant caravan stuff today.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buddy, I'm not going to watch you while I'm eating.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ewwwww, it looked like Mayfield dislocated his thumb.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that more Trump = bad, and people aren't going to respond well to their tax dollars going to ads during football.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Twins are out of challenges for the rest of the season.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the Twins had 9 Emmas Rodriguez, they would sell out every game. That guy loves baseball.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@cheycab.bsky.social I spoke to the family of one of the victims of the St. Paul apartment complex shooting from July. Unfortunately, because the victim wasn't married to their partner of over 25 years, there's no dependency benefits to the partner. That's ten years of benefits that won't be paid.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The endpoint for AI isn't sexy or world-ending. It's some people deciding they are willing to pay for it, some people deciding they aren't, and it being used in the limited capacity it's already being used now. Coding, cheap art/advertising, answer machine for the uncurious/lazy.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Democrats don't get serious about having a national media apparatus, it's game over.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If the furry thing was remotely true (it isn't), Tuberville would be alienating a job that is almost 100% Republican (commercial airline pilots). This is what happens when you never talk to your constituents. Get off your phone, Tommy!
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com Craig, Colorado.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This reminder is evergreen: if they're not paying you to call it that, you don't have to call it that.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who is advising Trump on data centers? It's the easiest slam dunk issue to oppose and would gather praise from both sides. Every instinct this man has is wrong. It's like watching someone lose at tic tac toe 500 times in a row.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
General Francis X. Hummel was right!
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi. I'm a political consultant. You can run an ad that says there are only 12 trans kids playing sports. This will never affect you. Also, your kid will never be a pro athlete. All of you. Please send a check for $100,000 to me directly.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These national holidays are getting more and more obscure. Like today is National Celebrate The Album "Holy Dogs" by Stir day. I can't believe it either. Oh well, guess you have to give it a spin.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are more people who talk on tv about trans kids in sports by a factor of 100 then there are trans kids who actually play sports. It's the most insane political issue I've ever seen. Imagine going on tv everyday & arguing that they need to stop making Ernest movies b/c there's too many.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop going on TV and campaign for your AG, Amy.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop framing the USPS as having financial woes. It's a government department. Does the IRS have financial woes? Does the military have financial woes? They're not making a profit. The USPS is not a for profit business. It doesn't matter if they lose money! Fund them! www.reuters.com/world/us-pos...
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: US Postal Service chief told associates he wants to quit, sources say
The head of the U.S. Postal Service ​has told confidants that he is deeply discouraged by his job and wants to resign, according to four people familiar with his thinking, as the ‌agency comes under s...
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At some point these people are going to wake up and realize they're cheering for high gas prices, and even they think that's too dumb, and then the gig is up. People will put up with Woke 2 if it means they get their gas under $3.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Confession: 3 of these songs would come up if you put my iPod on massive shuffle, and I really don't have an explanation for why The Undertaker's theme music isn't on there when Chris Jericho and Bobby Roode's entrance music are.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a moving tribute to Minnesota by the Packers, by doing their best Vikings impression.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SKLOL
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would be incensed if I was a packers fan right now. Oh well.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A third bailout on this drive. Incredible!
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do admire the chutzpah of the packers taking the points off the board to go for it.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not a great start to the Kyler Murray era. That looked scary.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a work comp attorney, an employer seeking 4 opinions is just taking multiple bites at the apple and hoping someone releases him to return to play the soonest. Four opinions is not in Darnold's best interest.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Credit where credit is due, Andrew Morris comes out to Smells Like Teen Spirit and they got the Nirvana font correct for his name on the video board.
Andrew Morris in Nirvana font
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welcome to the show, Dinamita!!
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An ad with Hitler doing the same thing with his right arm raised would probably move the needle.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If sports gambling is illegal in your state then sports gambling ads should also be illegal.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who is directing this game? They cut away from a TD celebration. Ban Netflix from broadcasting sports. This is egregious.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If he switches parties he won't get any attention afterwards so I wouldn't bet on that happening.
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stolen 9/11 valor! The highest of the stolen valors!
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johhnypbrclops.bsky.social @johhnypbrclops.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll venmo $25 to the first person who records Cumbersome on the Ocarina. Make it happen, zelda fans.
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