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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck

@transappho.bsky.social
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She/her | transfem | mid-30s | Werebeast on roller skates Striving for beauty, joy, and a fatter ass Get weird or die trying Polyam; married to @butchinheat.bsky.social, @malice.monster has our wedding rings, and now there's a secret third thing.

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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 7h
You're in her DMs, doing neuro-linguistic programming of an ethically dubious nature. I'm in your house, with a crowbar.
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Xeans @xeans.bsky.social · 15h
Sentence I just uttered to my husband: "The trouble is if you do 'mechsploitation but ratatouille' you've just ended up with HDG again"
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 22h
The hidden truth of this world is that you can just be a girl and if you fight hard enough no one can stop you Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fun fact!
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terrorblades.bsky.social @terrorblades.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#HunterTheParenting WARNING FLASHING LIGHTS! I forgot to post this so that people would actually be able to see it
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Bunzo🌻Comms Open @bunzo1203.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got that dawg in her (favourite character of the series). Also feel like she'd rock the punk aesthetic really well. #htp #huntertheparenting #fanart #matildawilde
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 06/10/2026
since it’s my birthday, if you were looking for something to get me a repost of this would make such a lovely gift
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ASH @ashleyloob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐕
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 05/10/2026
I'm playing the last beast game from the beast game boom beast game contest. Surprise: it blows
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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it really is the gift that keeps on giving
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Blackrose The Defiler @maidoftheblackrose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let Me Put This In Terms You Can Understand.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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💜⛓️Malice, Queen of Intox⛓️💜 @malice.monster · 02/10/2026
All time classic screenshot
A screenshot from discord of user Malice saying "I have MORALS" and then "several people are typing"
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 30/09/2026
Battlestar Galactica (1978): Promotional art by Frank Frazetta As Frank Frazetta as it gets.
Promotional art by Frank FrazettaPromotional art by Frank Frazetta in an ad
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is always important to remember that corporations want you to yell at the largely powerless frontline workers, rather than taking complaints to the people who actually make major decisions and who are thus actually responsible for the things that go wrong.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 30/09/2026
watch out that thing's mad
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 30/09/2026
btw my bosses boss has some art that says "love is a four legged word" with pawprints on it and i think i need to get that art for all my partners
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanted to have this as a pinned post. We regularly reference the concept of "Escher stairs" in our home :3
Screenshot of a post by "Malice, Queen of Intox" (@malice.monster) showing the MC Escher artwork "Ascending and Descending," which depicts an optical illusion where a staircase appears to loop, having neither top nor bottom. Two rows of identically-dressed figures are shown, ascending and descending the stairs.

Malice has captioned the picture "Rare inside look at the dynamic structure in our triad at the house."
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💜⛓️Malice, Queen of Intox⛓️💜 @malice.monster · 23/08/2026
Rare inside look at the dynamic structure in our triad at the house.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crazy how these guys still exist
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 29/09/2026
Dungeon Meshi is probably my favorite modern manga, but the one thing it's missing is at no point is there a later chapter where Marcille & Falin just go to town on each other. I'm talking property damage, mysterious fires, animals howling one town over, etc. It would really have fit the story.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's the hardest part of Fallout: New Vegas? Making it out of Goodsprings with a Male Courier. :V
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Jawn Valjawn @codemarvelous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly! The extra capacity so often goes unused, and isn't worth [*gestures broadly at the state of things*]
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The guitarist :P
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Wolf :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everytime i win a party game board i feel like this
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Cpt. Jade, Combat Lesbian @jessiejade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Still genuinely so proud of this conversion of a thrifted denim trans Siberian orchestra jacket into an Against Me! jacket. I need to do more embroidery projects like this. I Can't wait until it's cold enough I can actually wear it again.
The original embroidered text of a black denim jacket that says "trans Siberian orchestra"The embroidery modified to say True Trans Soul Rebel as a reference to the Against Me! Song.The same embroidery with little dental X's made from dental floss all around it as a border 
Me wearing the jacket showing off the pins that I've collected on it.
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dracula squaring up like
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
We had a running gag in the VERY early days of online Muppet fandom (pretty sure Danny Horn coined it) where we'd say things like "Frog bless," "Frog willing," "Frog dammit." I still pepper it into my speech because it just feels fun to say. Anyway yes. Go with Frog.
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Jawn Valjawn @codemarvelous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I talk about old utility trucks this is what I mean. This is my truck on the right vs this useless Goliath on the left.
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is one of the things that pisses me off the most about discussions around this problem; people will argue (as some have elsewhere in these comments) that you can't use smaller trucks for heavy loads/towing, conveniently forgetting that the heavier-duty tiers used to be much smaller too!
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Especially the one who keeps liking and reposting Haus of Decline comics
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So long as the food is handled properly and you don't invite any people with blood feuds between them, they can be very chill indeed. The smell of grilled food, mixed with bonfire smoke, flowers and green things, birdsong and a gentle breeze; good conversation over a few beers/joints....yeah
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Lonny @ox-eyed.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 24/09/2026
in the age of AI, making art is a radical act
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Transappho: Cunt Monster Truck @transappho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Squinting at my remaining cis guy friends like
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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