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Traitorous Alf

@traitorousalf.bsky.social
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Lead Writer on The Ashmore Herald zines. Miniature Painter, Dungeon Master and Judge, Wargamer, Loves to cook and bake. he/him Profile picture by JeriHoneywell

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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 4h
PBX III HAS STARTED!
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comms closed~ @chumiicham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Chaos Dreadnought” redraw 🦞
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my flight to Orlando last night, I watched a fair bit of Backrooms. I couldn't hear it or read the subtitles because I was watching the mirrored reflection from the guy in the row ahead of me who was watching it on his phone. Silent, no context, and mirrored? The liminal space of movie watching
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Greg Jolly @bizzarobug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had some free time today, and finished the battlemap for FORT MALUS, (a ruined dragon empire stronghold in the #Dragonbane, “Secret of the Dragon Emperor,” campaign.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had an emotionally draining day yesterday, and now I got maybe 2.5 hours of actual sleep.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Worked at the FLGS late last night, got to sleep around 12:45, up at 6:30 to watch the Azerbaijan Grand Prix. Another long day today and tomorrow of Magic the Gathering Reality Fracture prereleases at the FLGS. My only saving grace? Vacation starts Monday!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Started up a 2e AD&D game with my regular table. I told the group "Hey there's a lot of stuff for 2e, I'm restricting you to the PHB and the Planescape Campaign box." My problem player goes "Hey can I have this spell from the complete book of necromancers?" I had never heard of the spell or book.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope that the D&D: WoW introduces Need and Greed Rolls.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games isn't a sports anime it's mecha.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know fall is officially here because Bake Off is back
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blaseball ass names right here.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It still fucks me up that we're like 8 weeks away from getting World of Warcraft D&D books.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This might be one of the worst weeks in the year since my mother's death.
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, make some Halflings/Burrowers/Shirelings/Hauvlins/Hoblings/Hobbits/Holedwellers
A detailed list of tables covering various play options for making halfling characters from the 2021 Pamphlet "Out from the Glens" for d2021. 
Family Shame
Nickname
Personality types
Names base
Title
Names sufficient
Occupation
Surname
Surname 2
Adventure Class
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's really fucking funny that I am getting taken to court because I tried to do the right thing and close my mom's estate instead of just pulling everything out of her house and having it be treated as abandoned...
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Putting this bookmark I got from @betterlegends.bsky.social at Gary Con this year to good use on a very obscure TTRPG I intend to play.
A bookmark that says "Leave me alone. I'm reading an obscure ttrpg that I'm never going to play." The bookmark is sitting on an open spread of the 2nd Edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Players Handbook, which is neither an obscure ttrpg nor one I never intend to play.
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm reading through Planescape and "A DM's Guide to the Planes" might be one of the best things TSR ever produced. It's weird art (fuck yea DiTerlizzi art), it's partially in universe and rules text. I might try to start cooking something out there for my table of Berks.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pete Rose got banned from baseball for betting on sports. He said in '89 he bet on football, basketball, and horse racing, yet we have an active athlete promoting gambling and betting on sports and giving his "picks." (How many people bet WAS to win today?) This is fucking insane.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I legitimately feel like I'm the only person enjoying Marvel's Wolverine. It has a handful of flaws, I've had some graphical glitches, but the "Focus M" meme and how hand holdy people are making this game out to be has not been my experience with this game.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need to find a copy of Titan's Savage Sword of Conan #1. I thought I had it but I don't...
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to go check my copy of Lone Wolf & Cub
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this an Ocotopus's garden in the shade?
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God I'm so jealous of someone who is ignorant of the Patriots and their bullshit😭😭
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 10/09/2026
In Australia, a teacher runs Band of Blades every day for more than 30 students. @newmadras.bsky.social tells that story, alongside his personal recollections of the game and what makes it unique. It's not just a single narrative, it's...
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One Hundred Tales of Solidarity
The story of the greatest game of Band of Blades ever played and a love letter to the people I played two campaigns with.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lesson one with the banjo: - Introduction to basic music notes - alternate thumbing - G, D, C, and E minor chords Practice point 2 with point 3. My hand hurts making C and D chords lol
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Evlyn Moreau @evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The ceiling crawler that the group found during yesterday session of Orbital Megastructure. :3
schematic of 6 legged mecha
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3d6 DTL @3d6downtheline.com · 14/09/2026
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing #TTRPG nerds to switch their association of #DCC from Dungeon Crawl Classics to Dungeon Crawler Carl. Insidious.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ya know, re-watching Return of the King, I was surprised that Theoden didn't yell "It's never the first, second or third but the Forth Eorlingas! that will get you" as he tapped xRW and cast his spell.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
While I'm still behind on episodes for @rangedtouch.bsky.social Shelved by Genre, I have started the Silmarillion the same day as their first episode came out. Still got some catching up to do lol.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tarmogoyf being revealed to be in this standard set has me brewing a standard Jund deck in the vein of old Modern Jund... It's a shame Bloodbraid doesn't exist in standard at the moment lol
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I did it, I finally finished The Lord of the Rings. My statement for years is that the farther you get from The Hobbit, the worse Tolkein's works get. I can't stand by that because Return of the King is a fucking banger. On to The Silmarillion...
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My worry with big Magic storylines is that they've felt so disconnected that when the big event happens I worry that they're not going to stick the landing. @alisontheperson.bsky.social did such a great job with this story. I cried, I laughed, this was the best magic story I've read in years. TY!
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Despite my OSRIC game dying, I'm not deterred from playing old school systems with my friends, but I am considering moving to 2e AD&D for a change lol.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My 1e AD&D game ended tonight because one of my players had a tantrum when his level 1 monk that he introduced last session died. A character that had gained 0 xp, had 0 character growth, and he switched to because his legally distinct Sister of Battle was "not vibing with the party."
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I still don't like the look of Kid Link in the new Ocarina of Time, but everything else looks beautiful.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
no it is legit funny that only kid link looks like ass even his adult form doesn't trip my uncanny valley meters as hard and the great fairy!!!!! BITCH
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need a better way to track segments during combat rounds in 1e AD&D.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/09/2026
I don't think people understand just how much everything they interact with now is coded with assistance from AI. Every software engineer I've spoken to uses it heavily. Even Linus Torvalds is using it to help with maintaining Linux.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I ended a pretty decent shift at the card shop getting to play some Legacy. I'm fucking stoked.😄
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Dungeoneers kick down wall, find intact Burger King behind it, fully staffed by kobolds.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Imagine if Redwall had become the cultural juggernaut instead of the mold bigot. Redwall adults in their mouse ears preparing delicious banquets, their children in smaller mouse ears producing very strange dishes to contribute.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do you live in North East Ohio or want to visit Akron in early November? The Akron Brew Brawl's Fall Feast is throwing a Pauper tournament on Friday November 6th at 7pm. 1st Place gets a Lotus Petal. If I get 16+ Players a second Petal will go to first. www.akronbrewbrawl.com/product/akro...
A flyer describing a magic the gathering tournament.
$10 Entry
Round 1 Starts at 7:00pm Friday, November 6th, 2026
Missing Falls Brewery in Akron, OH

1st Place wins a Lotus Petal
2nd Place wins 4 copies of Pyroblast from Ice Age
3rd Place wins 4 copies of Ponder from Lorwyn
4th Place wins 4 copies of Ponder from Mystery Booster 2
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
11 chapters + the Appendices before I finish Return of the King and then I dive into the Silmarillion.
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IDK who needs to know this but Oriental Trading is selling one gross of Harryhausen skeletons for $25 www.orientaltrading.com/bulk-mini-ha...
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Bulk Mini Halloween Skeleton Warrior Toy Soldiers – 144 pc | Oriental Trading
March spooky fun into Halloween celebrations with these mini skeleton warrior toy soldiers. Featuring detailed skeletal battle poses and classic army men ...
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story is a banger so far and not being able to talk to the author directly is suffering. I will overlay a new world over this one where it's exactly the same except my suffering has been lessened because I can contact the author about the lore, oh and Gideon still lives.
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Traitorous Alf @traitorousalf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think I just had a stroke. Someone who is pretty "anti-Universes Beyond" was confused about the Reality Fracture story and everything that is happening and goes "I think I suddenly understand UB, this is more convoluted than Infinite Crisis." Dog... you're not beating "magic players can't read"
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