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Totes McGotes

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I must remain anonymous on here for work reasons. You’re looking at my cat.

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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Many are calling them the Muskterms
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He admit it
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please note that Ian has ordered this in the optimal way: Roast pork, broccoli rabe, long hots, and provolone. This is the way.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arguably the very best sandwich in Philly
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand that it’s not for everyone, but I have to insist that Ted Lasso is an excellent show. It’s earnest and sensitive in a time when that is considered cringe. It is about how kindness is the skeleton key to life, and that is just straightforwardly true.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An entire generation has grown up hearing the President of the United States speak this way. I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say we can’t come back from this. It’s just escalation from here on out.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love On Top does this extraordinarily well.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not the song that’s getting you, it’s the vicarious pride and joy you feel for him, that this many people appreciate something he created. It’s Art you’re getting choked up over. What art? Doesn’t matter.
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Toby Nangle @tobyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better not show this to the President, via the NY Fed libertystreeteconomics.newyorkfed.org/2026/10/how-...
Chart titled "Tariffs raised consumer goods price inflation"
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somehow he became a meme Tell me it was all a dream
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Metro North Capital @metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Say what you want about Beverly Vance Aikins, but trading JD for percs has to be up there with Soros breaking The Bank of England or Paulson shorting housing on the all-time greatest trades list
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This. They’re immoral arguments, certainly, but they’re also completely illogical arguments.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
melted computer • 11h @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[british horror movie] 
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit 
person: oi me beans
Feb 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Herbstreit is the absolute worst announcer of all time. He’s so awful at every aspect of the job that honestly there’s no competition at the bottom. He’s in his own tier.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And he did both!
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026
i also just have to say that pointing at a falling down barn while bragging about how fewer people are coming to america is about the perfect encapsulation of how MAGA believes in making america smaller and weaker
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why I don’t post. Folks it is simply not worth it
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought so too, but I asked Claude and he says it was 60 years ago
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a wonderful playlist! For folks who enjoy I Can’t Make You Love Me as much as I do, this oral history is one of my all time favorites: stereogum.com/1907437/i-ca...
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"I Can't Make You Love Me": A 25th Anniversary Oral History
The Backstory Of A Modern Standard The year Bonnie Raitt turned 40, she became a pop star. Judging against most people’s careers, Raitt had already lived a pretty full life. There were a bunch of reco...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s Vin on the left.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Punts are turnovers. Why would I intentionally turn the ball over?
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is correct. Punts are turnovers.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The word intelligence is what is in dispute here. AI is clearly and inarguably artificial. As usual, Trump is precisely wrong.
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching a kid in my office consume 600mg of caffeine via an electric blue can while I measure out my daily antacid powder into lukewarm sink water. He asks me what the 90s were like. they were loud, you insolent whelp
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is true, and a lot of it is about me
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will never “take goo”
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Better yet: Aella / Hunter 2028
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know I’m preaching to the choir here on BlueSky, but just keep in mind that this is YOUR money. You paid taxes, and then he took them. Your fucking money.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me every October after re-watching The Shining.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 11/09/2026
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TV sucks. Movies rock.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is the most vile thing any American President has ever uttered. As someone who lost friends that day, I have no words to describe my rage. How fucking DARE you
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
yeah this is a separate conversation but one of the things that hasn’t quite bubbled up from scholarship into mainstream thinking is that american slavery was a system centered principally on reproduction. forced birth for capital accumulation is what it was
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is this true if my interlocutor is arguing in bad faith?
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thanks. Not looking forward to it!
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
About to do this. Any tips?
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We are a pariah state.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You talkin about this guy?
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Bell @pocono.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the exact reason there are sanctuary cities. The cities want people who are undocumented to be able to report crimes without fear
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder if maybe this will be the lasting memory of the Trump era.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The arcane parliamentary rules of the Senate require working across the aisle in just this way, but it is inexcusable that 10 years of GOP bad faith have not sunk in for Dems. Hard to imagine a worse group of people for the task at hand.
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Totes McGotes @totesmcgotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She’s better at this than anyone else alive. This is our next President.
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