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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/09/2026

damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all these people sound like this:

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“Baby, you are gonna miss that plane”

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

happy billy strings album day to all who celebrate music.apple.com/us/album/im-...

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I'm One of Those by Billy Strings on Apple Music

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

he’s escaped to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism. RIP king youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?...

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Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

almost time for all my fellow juveria zaheer heads to Lock In once again

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

cam ward has yet to attempt a throw this preseason that didn’t make me want to ride the lightning

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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If these guys were actually students of history they’d know Europe tried this type of shit all of the time and it always lasted like six months. A good rule of thumb if you think of some outlandish solution to democracy that benefits the rich the inbred French aristocrats probably tried it already.

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

go sit in the grass and watch gillian welch and david rawlings play a bunch of music. this is a direct order

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

the wikipedia overview for mike brown rn lol

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Oscar segment where Conan gets chased through the Backrooms by a tall, nightmarish figure only to see that his Still Life doppelganger is the exact same height and build etc

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

*to the tune of Dirty Work, voice of Tony Soprano* Juan Lagares Curtis Granderson, Jay Bruce

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I uh, did not think matt mclain had that throw in his bag

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

the tennessee titans were dissolved in 2006

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Tonight in the booth Rob Manfred will: -Refer to opening day as "a cool Wednesday time" -Show visible disgust at a bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast -Yell out "that's a quad-bagger!" when a home run is hit -Talk about "the first step toward the championship" while referring to CBA negotiations

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

why does a clean-shaved pedro pascal look exactly like kim kitsuragi

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 11/03/2026

I really hope that the pendulum swings the other way and for the first time ever we get a cultural environment like the one every conservative imagined we had where you can never criticize trans people and if you fire one of us your life is ruined.

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

not a lot to feel good about right now but one thing I am absolutely reveling in is how completely fucked the indianapolis colts are

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I’ve always arrogantly believed I could effectively resist being recruited to a cult and that belief has only grown more airtight as I currently endure like day 6 of an all-out blitz from instagram reels trying to convince me jim carrey was killed(? cloned? eaten?) and replaced by the illuminati

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 14/02/2026

It remains wild that a reactionary centrist has "Chatterton" as a name, like Richard Scarry wanted to put Atlantic Writer as a job in "Best Word Book Ever" but didn't think kids would get it

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Barack Obama has like the third largest platform of anyone on earth and he’s using it to tell us to listen to a podcast by Ezra Klein, who has famously been one of the most embarrassingly wrong pundits of the second Trump term.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

/in the tone of a doctor giving you extremely bad news "Fans, get ready for the 2026 NFL Pro Bowl Games,"

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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

When you realize you used your influential platform to make this version of our country happen

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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 24/01/2026

The last few years have seen the largest wave of immigration in American history. All those images we carry in our heads about people arriving at Ellis Island — we just surpassed that. Crime went down. Real wages went up. This is a fake problem. Enough is enough.

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

about to see this with an in-person intro from fiona prine. excited to cry a lot youtu.be/xYRqbmj8D7c?...

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OFFICIAL TRAILER | YOU GOT GOLD — A CELEBRATION OF JOHN PRINE

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 19/01/2026

you just KNOW that the Pope is watching this game on his phone right now at 3:40am

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

caleb williams PLEASE be serious

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

it would be infuriating to have a lineman step on you and then fall ass-first onto your head and then lay on the ground hurt

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

alright well surely another absolutely chaotic, turnover-riddled clusterfuck of a playoff game isn’t about to sta- *sam darnold crashes through my living room window completely nude astride an ATV*

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Tony Wolfe @tonywolfe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I do like the folks implying the league put its thumbs on the scales there. hell yeah man the nfl definitely sees bo nix as more profitable television than josh allen

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