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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses.

@tonybighouse.bsky.social
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TTRPG player and speed run fan. Also gaming on PC and console. Socially awkward, sometimes funny, mostly harmless. On the spectrum. He/him. From the Iron Range of MN. I have no money, so don't bother trying to scam me.

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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't mean to doompreach over here, but the idea he can and will do it is a real threat, and everyone reads it in the news, and I swear no one is doing anything to prepare for it or try to prevent it altogether. Any part of the system that could prevent such a thing, he has already circumvented.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the orange prick tries to invoke the insurrection act because of midterms... we should have an insurrection. Not to overthrow government, he'd be doing that with martial law. We'd do it to restore our constitution, and strengthen its protections to stop people like him ever doing this shit again.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn't care if services like DoorDash would just charge a delivery fee and be done with it but no, they have to jack the food prices as well. If the delivery was free, they could justify the food price hike but doing both is evil. I feel a flat delivery fee would be the better option, as it's
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We should impeach Supreme Court Justices who knowingly and deliberately rule against upholding people's rights guaranteed by the constitution. I can think of 6 of them right now. Yeah, you could just pack the court, but if you have literally one job and you refuse to do it, you should be fired.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Diagnosed with testicular cancer and had it removed just over 2 days later. That's gotta be some kind of record, do they have a leaderboard for speedrunning cancer? Like, should I re-time it? Do they need video proof? Does it count as any% or some kind of subcategory? I'm recovering well, fyi.
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Gilead @gileadart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have an old box of Crayola crayons. Some of them are rich in pigment and others barely make a mark. You can use the pale one to blend other colors together if you like. Most people don't think of blending with crayons but you can do some lovely blending.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banana milkshakes are my healing elixirs. I so want one right now.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This would've been my first choice but I couldn't find the gif version anymore.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
Cinnamon Rolls - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
August - Alligator dad
 
May - Alligator grandma
 
Transcript
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's home.
 
Gustopher is greeting his Grandma at the door. She is holding a plate with two cinnamon rolls. 

Gustopher: GRANDMA!

May: I got fresh cinnamon rolls.
 
Panel 2
 
August arrives to show his appreciation for the cinnamon rolls.
 
August: Thank you, Mom.
 
May: Enjoy! They're a lot of work so it will be a while before I make them again.
 
Gustopher starts to take a big bite.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher has taken a big bite of his cinnamon roll and his eyes open wide in appreciation. There are sparkles all around him and the words "So good!" appear above his head.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks to the heavens as he savors the flavor and August looks on in concern.
 
Gustopher: All other food is ruined for me.
 
August: Oh no.
 
May: I'll get you the recipe.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wtf is reality, i dont even
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ew.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've often wondered if I've ever heard any of Ed Sheeran's music but I've never bothered to find out. Now I just hope I haven't. If the topic of genocide comes up and you say you'd 'rather not offend anyone' instead of outright declaring genocide to be evil... That. Is. Being. Complicit. Dumb ass.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The question isn't whether the GOP loses the midterms, it's whether they lose enough to result in impeachment AND conviction of the Dementia Orange. A Senate supermajority requires the GOP losing all but 2 contested seats in the upcoming election. An impeachment means nothing without a conviction.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please repost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah, I'm legally disabled, big whoop, wanna fight about it? Man, I hope not, I would totally lose.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Only a maga fool would spend more than a dollar on coins worth a dollar each. The grift keeps on grifting.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
a jar of “intimate area whitening gel”
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's easy
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they should invent a dream where you don’t wake up right before you’re about to make out with someone in that dream
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Reminder that Snoop Dogg, who was initially (and vocally) against Trump and everything he stood for, did a concert for the Dementia Orange for his second election victory because he's got "nothing but love for Donald Trump." Well I guess I don't have any money to buy his shit, then. Damn sellout.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Total Recall (1990) is actually about the next FDA announcement
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Covering up one absolutely devastating criminal scandal by causing about a hundred other lesser but ridiculous scandals shouldn't have worked, but here we are. One of the worst human beings alive today is getting away with it by being one of the worst human beings alive today. Damn Orange prick.
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2nd page, 1st panel: chef's kiss. Also, seems my brain cannot grasp how to pronounce Parasaurolophus.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a 34-count convicted felon, rapist, bigot, genocidal fascist, and pedophile outliving Dolly Parton is the only proof you need that there is no god
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have changed the name of the Atlantic Ocean to the Fuck You Donald Trump Ocean. Please update your maps accordingly.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A robot has beaten Usian Bolt's record? So what. So has my car.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As a Minnesotan, I like to formally tell the Muskrat to go die in a fire for supporting the murderer known as Derek Chauvin, on top of helping the Dementia Orange win in 2024. I'm not reactivating my you-know-what account to tell him, but let it be known that I believe he is a giant bag of douche.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cat: *bites you* You: "Ow, why did you do that?" Cat: "Sorry, I thought you were food. Predator instinct." You: *staring doubtfully* Cat: "Whatever, you love me anyway." You: "Oooh, you're lucky you're cute, you little fuzzy wumpkins..." Cat: "That's what I thought." *shows you its butthole*
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The only thing that these food safety disasters prove is that the regulations upended by RFK and the orange douche were absolutely necessary, because companies will NOT continue to do 'the right thing' without them - just so they can save themselves a buck and make more bank. Zero fux given.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This makes me uncomfortable, but I still like it somehow.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
big kitteh
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Touch grass? You mean the stuff dogs pee on? Gross, no thanks.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yes.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
post you from a different era in your life I used to be SEXY.
Me, at around 13 or 14, looking like an underage snack.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Midterms could lead to an impeachment trial if they swing blue - a simple majority in the House can do that. Actual removal of the Orange Prick requires a 2/3rds majority in the Senate. Only 35 seats are up for election, including many red states, and Dems would have to win all but 2 to secure one.
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's not that being in your 40s inherently sucks, it's being single in your 40s in a town where everyone your age is either taken or messed up on drugs or alcohol or worse. The only social gathering places around are bars. No nerd havens anywhere. Also, being awkward af doesn't help any, either.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“106% satisfaction guaranteed.”
Sign on building with Asian lettering above, “SHITTY ACCOUNTING” below.
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Totally valid. We live in advanced society that no one should ever go hungry or be homeless. Do we really need the threat of homelessness and starvation to motivate people? I think not.
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses. @tonybighouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Current mood.
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