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TOM

@tomwalker.bsky.social
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I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do like Rammus. If they bring in Trundle (yucky pre-rework version) I’m in but that’s not gonna happen so i guess I’ll just do nothing. Yeah basically my life sucks
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just played some riftbound. Cool game even as a fiddly little rectangle simulator. Annoying having to count that much shit. They should bring in the heroes I like and make them cards I like (I don’t know any)
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Does his dance) unf! Yeah yeah yeah!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(bumps into you in the corridor) oops! (smiles then does his dance) yeah! uh-huh! yeah-heh-yeah! (winks at you and then walks down the corridor)
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Shield @shieldrjaguar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Piggy made a face in the recent video feed of the podcast BST.PNG and so I had to draw it. @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social
A drawing of Piggy from the podcast BST.PNG where she looks like a dang goblin. Handwritten text says “PIGGY” and an arrow points at her.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yaaaaaaay
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my “maybe I’ll do this one day” projects is to learn how to print lenticular stuff and make some. They’re sick
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have listened to, conservatively, 80+ episodes of bst in one ear while at work in the last two months and it's been great. Two of the funniest fuckin people on this planet
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love playing videogames right up till the scales fall from my eyes and I realise the roguelike I’m playing is gambling dopamine disguised as strategy mixed with light execution barrier and then I start trying to press the scales back on. Yeah usually when I press on the scales they just say FAT
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s Timme Time!!!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that’s okay thanks
Your 2-stream stream on DanGheesling broke! Watch a clip vod or stream in the next 24 hours to save it.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm live now!! gonna play a game after watching some crap twitch.tv/tomwalker
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Bart vs. Australia” is another season six classic, and we’ve got a lot of history to explore in this trivia-filled @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social ep! And we’re joined by Australia’s own @tomwalker.bsky.social! Listen now wherever you download podcasts: talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello?
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
youtu.be
Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a favourite snippet that hit the cutting room floor while working on a recent @tomwalker.bsky.social edit, concerning a certain message that appeared in the @gooffkings.bsky.social chat
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lmao
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trent buzznor: i want to fuck you like I-am-a-bee. I want to feel you from within hive Is this the kind of reply you wanted? Hm,?
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butter2241.bsky.social @butter2241.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i used to think this was a funny little bit and thought you were like photoshopping yourself into the show. Then you post this and I thought “that’s really good photoshop job” and I looked up the show on IMDB and said out loud oh shit he wasn’t just doing a bit
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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
watch this it’s so fucking funny and good! give demi the keys to the whole operation ! ! !
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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 18/09/2026
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly I think they would
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Awww. Thank you
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume
Me dressed as a bee on bake off
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ohhh me and alla my friends we sharea da spaghetti
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Tetchywayo @tetchywayo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s happens when you make cars go 999% faster in GTA4 DLC? This madness. If you haven’t seen these before, check out @tomwalker.bsky.social’s main game streams first because they are a thing of absolute joy imo.
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A DLC I love with a mod I respect and fear.
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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rules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
roughly seventeen and a half minutes in you canhear the sentence "what's my current slizz situation? I guess married."
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synthmage @synthmage.online · 14/09/2026
They're calling him the master of flipping coins.
The top left corner of my YouTube home page. A video titled "If this title wins the youtube A/B test I'll get put through a table live on stream" posted 6 hours ago by Tom Walker is highlighted.
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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
today on Fast Car GTAIV @tomwalker.bsky.social engages in golf cart shenanigans, blows up some speedboats, and faces the most terrifying challenge of all: escorting a slow-walking NPC across a busy road www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Imt...
youtube.com
I played more of a DLC I love, with a mod I respect and fear.
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two things: 1) New video youtu.be/3ImtXqP3_XE?... 2) The A/B test for this one’s title is not working out well for me at this moment
My A/B test for the YouTube titles. One is generic (46% watch time) the other is “if this title wins the YouTube A/B test I’ll get put through a table live on stream”
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh this hits for sure
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Convenient Wound Protection
As for elastopasy spray on a bus stop. It says spray the easy way and then underneath that - convenient wound protection
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every now and then a piece of advertising copy wedges in my mind like a splinter in a gumline. Most recently it’s “convenient wound protection” on a bus stop ad. When my battery runs low I walk around the house repeating it in a reverie. I must protect my convenient wound
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lying down on a couch. An absolute luxury
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m jacking off once more. How pedestrian. Utterly predictable. Ah, that familiar flood of “warmth” - one guess as to what happens next here. Humph, seems the body continues to disappoint
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/08/2026
truly one of the best comedy shows made in the past few years
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 27/08/2026
penis pump is back
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Piggy and the 0.5x camera…. A match made in heaven
A fisheye lens photo of the pitbull/staffy named Piggy. Her nose hangs askew like a picture frame in an Airbnb and you can’t see her ears and three of her horrible little teeth are visible because of her underbite
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The best game show of all time is BACK!!!
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What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this friday at 6pm pacific, we will teach @tomwalker.bsky.social English etiquette... using only YouTube videos of guys telling you how to have proper English etiquette. they're all really stupid. head over to our patreon & sign up at the $9 tier to get access! patreon.com/whatsallthisthen
WATCH THIS LIVE THEN
"My Fair Tombo"
august 29th 6pm PT/9pm ET
patreon.com/whatsallthisthen

and theres a picture of tom walker as my fair lady with a lovely bonnet
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ll hunt down that table of 22 year olds and let them know
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Table of young women near me. One is 23 dating a 32 year old and she is fighting for her life. One of her friends just said “I don’t like that he wears a hat to hide his hairline all the time” and she wailed “he just likes baseball!!”
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah she rocks
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Neat. Flip coin challenge
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
100% real
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