TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do like Rammus. If they bring in Trundle (yucky pre-rework version) I’m in but that’s not gonna happen so i guess I’ll just do nothing. Yeah basically my life sucks 110
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just played some riftbound. Cool game even as a fiddly little rectangle simulator. Annoying having to count that much shit. They should bring in the heroes I like and make them cards I like (I don’t know any) 1320
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(bumps into you in the corridor) oops! (smiles then does his dance) yeah! uh-huh! yeah-heh-yeah! (winks at you and then walks down the corridor) 61987
Reposted by TOMShield @shieldrjaguar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Piggy made a face in the recent video feed of the podcast BST.PNG and so I had to draw it. @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social 31184
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of my “maybe I’ll do this one day” projects is to learn how to print lenticular stuff and make some. They’re sick 2161
Reposted by TOMthe exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have listened to, conservatively, 80+ episodes of bst in one ear while at work in the last two months and it's been great. Two of the funniest fuckin people on this planet 3602
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love playing videogames right up till the scales fall from my eyes and I realise the roguelike I’m playing is gambling dopamine disguised as strategy mixed with light execution barrier and then I start trying to press the scales back on. Yeah usually when I press on the scales they just say FAT 759023
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan 1545720
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳 138537
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm live now!! gonna play a game after watching some crap twitch.tv/tomwalker 1750
Reposted by TOMHenry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Bart vs. Australia” is another season six classic, and we’ve got a lot of history to explore in this trivia-filled @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social ep! And we’re joined by Australia’s own @tomwalker.bsky.social! Listen now wherever you download podcasts: talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp... 36912
Reposted by TOMUrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAINyoutu.beJust Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi LardnerYouTube video by Grouse House 1330560
Reposted by TOMIgnatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a favourite snippet that hit the cutting room floor while working on a recent @tomwalker.bsky.social edit, concerning a certain message that appeared in the @gooffkings.bsky.social chat 0723
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trent buzznor: i want to fuck you like I-am-a-bee. I want to feel you from within hive Is this the kind of reply you wanted? Hm,? 6981
Reposted by TOMbutter2241.bsky.social @butter2241.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i used to think this was a funny little bit and thought you were like photoshopping yourself into the show. Then you post this and I thought “that’s really good photoshop job” and I looked up the show on IMDB and said out loud oh shit he wasn’t just doing a bit 21382
Reposted by TOMUNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026watch this it’s so fucking funny and good! give demi the keys to the whole operation ! ! ! 0422
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume 3767927
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 322522
Reposted by TOMTetchywayo @tetchywayo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What’s happens when you make cars go 999% faster in GTA4 DLC? This madness. If you haven’t seen these before, check out @tomwalker.bsky.social’s main game streams first because they are a thing of absolute joy imo.youtu.beA DLC I love with a mod I respect and fear.YouTube video by Tom Walker 1363
Reposted by TOMrules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026roughly seventeen and a half minutes in you canhear the sentence "what's my current slizz situation? I guess married." 01198
Reposted by TOMsynthmage @synthmage.online · 14/09/2026They're calling him the master of flipping coins. 0721
Reposted by TOMIgnatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026today on Fast Car GTAIV @tomwalker.bsky.social engages in golf cart shenanigans, blows up some speedboats, and faces the most terrifying challenge of all: escorting a slow-walking NPC across a busy road www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Imt...youtube.comI played more of a DLC I love, with a mod I respect and fear.YouTube video by Tom Walker 1325
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Two things: 1) New video youtu.be/3ImtXqP3_XE?... 2) The A/B test for this one’s title is not working out well for me at this moment 1028619
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every now and then a piece of advertising copy wedges in my mind like a splinter in a gumline. Most recently it’s “convenient wound protection” on a bus stop ad. When my battery runs low I walk around the house repeating it in a reverie. I must protect my convenient wound 1129621
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m jacking off once more. How pedestrian. Utterly predictable. Ah, that familiar flood of “warmth” - one guess as to what happens next here. Humph, seems the body continues to disappoint 1041442
Reposted by TOMJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/08/2026truly one of the best comedy shows made in the past few years 1365
Reposted by TOMWhat's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026this friday at 6pm pacific, we will teach @tomwalker.bsky.social English etiquette... using only YouTube videos of guys telling you how to have proper English etiquette. they're all really stupid. head over to our patreon & sign up at the $9 tier to get access! patreon.com/whatsallthisthen 1999
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’ll hunt down that table of 22 year olds and let them know 1190
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Table of young women near me. One is 23 dating a 32 year old and she is fighting for her life. One of her friends just said “I don’t like that he wears a hat to hide his hairline all the time” and she wailed “he just likes baseball!!” 15160287