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The Unrest From The Midwest 70% of my body is source engine games aspiring k-mart radio dj they/he/none/freq

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Demidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 29/06/2026
Post-beast mode hair check
Shina from the Bloody Roar series, holding a comb to her hair to give it that iconic swept back look. Her sleeves are mostly completely torn off, and she's covered in cuts and abrasions. She's giving an annoyed look to the viewer and sticking a middle finger at them, as well.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 7h
Battle of the Bands Commercial A&E 2000-07-04 : 2s
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 7h
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#1 Clutch Fan @ishotguydebord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The CIA once hired me to teach them new ways to jack off. For my compensation they let me use the heart attack gun on a cow.
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 11h
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 11h
Are You Guys Going Trick Or Treating was shot on location in the eternal battlefield from death stranding
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FireIGuess @fireiguess.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
what if it was all a dream?
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 12h
My hand was empty and she still gave me that Unceasing Top until I was out of energy
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im just a young, virile man looking for toys
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20h
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
this is how magazines in the 90s would photoshoot electronica duos
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simon @smon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro we really got near death experience before gta 6
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H @rcta9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deadlock updates will always have me flashing back Anton Ego-like to the week of the Über update. One of those things that truly still hits exactly the same
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🥭 Soup'um 🍉 @soupum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
asked a five-year-old why they're excited about gta 6
an honest to goodness professional gaming news article from Press Start with the title "Grand Theft Auto 6’s Map Is Twice The Size Of GTA 5 And There’s Hurricanes And Loads Of Animals"
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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danny @protagkun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EGG HEAD - THE R, THE C, THE M, THE THEOLOGY! AROOO!
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have listened to, conservatively, 80+ episodes of bst in one ear while at work in the last two months and it's been great. Two of the funniest fuckin people on this planet
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly
Two furry women lounging in bed, a wolfgirl and a lynxgirl. The lynx is holding a wine glass and theyre both in their underwear. Wolfgirl says
"I feel like a LOT of Toriel porn is actually a subtle display of some sort of internalized or perhaps even EXTERNALIZED misogny because they refuse to look at her as a character in place of using her as a goat-themed MILF archetype"
"Mmhmm mmhm"
"Like, do you truly love Toriel and her fridge-shaped design and her puns and her apparent character flaws, or do you just want
a video game mommy that's popular with furries, y'know?"
"and that's completely true. A refusal to look at the character as a woman and instead a SYMBOL of a sort of idealized womanhood,
someone who cooks and cleans and  fucks you rather than a person with internality"
"EXACTTLYYY"
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YTPMV/音MAD Bot @ytpmv.mmaker.moe · 28/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=iDOrGehpB0w otodb.net/db2458
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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone wish him luck. i hear he's about to participate in some sort of competition
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feel like I've been having an easier time taking it as it comes lately but this whole "every week feels longer than the last" shit is getting old
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Fireball shot ten packs are getting locked up in security cases now. I live in fucking Hickville dude
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
No one wants to admit it but the first step to fixing TV is going to have to be making it 4:3 again
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 26/09/2026
Steam website in 2006
Steam website in 2006
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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T4rst @t0r4sts.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Trip
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to become a dude who jacks off exclusively to 3D smiley faces
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kraft CEO renames "Triple XXXtra Cheddar Carb Bomb 'Ched and Boujee' Mac and Cheese" to "Three Cheese Protein Macaroni" and hangs himself
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[how it's made narration] The worker then gets stoned and goons to our feet
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a shot of 𝕓𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕚
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[seeing some generic leftist sentiment edited into a video game screen shot] fuck. yes. so much win
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dark harper tribute @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Realizing now that Scream Fortress truly is an anchoring point for me because I just stopped what I was doing to pull up my calendar and check when the second Thusday of October was lmao. I'm gonna be in my 40s chasing soul gargoyles man I'm FUCKED!!!
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Peyton @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good goddamn morning
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
im very glad that happy wheels is on steam. now i can play all of the classics any time i want
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First night of autumn. Got all the indoor Halloween decor set up and a sixer of Sam Adams' own Jack-O ale in the fridge. 64 degrees with slight breeze
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
KIMA News at 11 Weekend Edition open, 5/14/2000 : 99s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 99 seconds.
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the exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally tore a hole in the nice $20 pair of merino wool socks I've had for a year
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🦑オニーカ🦑 @chuunioniika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nanobreaker (Konami, 2005)
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nevrender @nevrender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another one
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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