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@tomwalker.bsky.social
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I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mrs. Stupid
The 1 year old staffy Piggy in her bed looking up and looking stupid. She’s a small brown dog with jutting underbite and disconcerting wide eyes.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
brutal stuff
twitch chat message from cb_longneck: hi tom! a few months ago my housemate and i saw you bite the end off a cucumber outside the the supermarket near our house. gave us both a chuckle. hope all is well
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that’s okay thanks
Your 2-stream stream on DanGheesling broke! Watch a clip vod or stream in the next 24 hours to save it.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm live now!! gonna play a game after watching some crap twitch.tv/tomwalker
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello?
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume
Me dressed as a bee on bake off
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two things: 1) New video youtu.be/3ImtXqP3_XE?... 2) The A/B test for this one’s title is not working out well for me at this moment
My A/B test for the YouTube titles. One is generic (46% watch time) the other is “if this title wins the YouTube A/B test I’ll get put through a table live on stream”
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Convenient Wound Protection
As for elastopasy spray on a bus stop. It says spray the easy way and then underneath that - convenient wound protection
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Piggy and the 0.5x camera…. A match made in heaven
A fisheye lens photo of the pitbull/staffy named Piggy. Her nose hangs askew like a picture frame in an Airbnb and you can’t see her ears and three of her horrible little teeth are visible because of her underbite
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah she rocks
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Running some YouTube A/B testing with actual consequences. New video up btw: youtu.be/A6gLhWxV6Oo?...
Three prospective YouTube titles. The first two are normal, the third one is just “if this title wins the YouTube A/B test I’ll get put thru a table”
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Been staring into people who buy expensive UV printers for side hustle/art project type stuff. Feeling disconnected from my fellow man because I do not value the art they value. Need to go into an art gallery and walk around
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Piggy update. She looks basically like this.
A brown pitbull/staffy mix with an underbite looks at the camera with four bottom teeth showing. She’s fucked up looking and the other photos are also of this. Sorry I’m walking rn
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm streaming this week
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
How’s a little dog scrunch up so small? Well, Piggy? Have you anything to say for yourself?
Little dog piggy (staffy mix with stupid underbite) scrunched up into a small circle
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hello tomorrow it’s the return of the backyard wrestling stream with @murderxbryan.bsky.social! 3 pm pacific/6 pm Ohio/ 8 am Sydney Doing other streams at my normal times the rest of the week. So excited to watch wrassling with Bryan again Twitch.tv/tomwalker
Two guys in a backyard about to do a gorilla press slam onto a barbed wire trampoline
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'M BAAAAACK! two streams - one going thru what i've been up to and doin a lil slideshow, and then talking about where streams will go from there. then for the second stream, PS2 rodeo! yaheeeee! 12 noon sydney tues/sat 7 pm pacific mon/fri
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I am in New Zealand doing the stamptown shows. Check out stamptown in Auckland and Wellington. It’s really good. Anyway thanks for reading. Pic of me with Ronald McDonald in LA
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I really like how bad Drew Timme’s auto is
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the reviews are in for the newest Cooking Simulator video www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS-9...
youtube comments reading:

@MAYYO3
I ROFLMAO'd so hard I couldn't breathe, thank you for this audio-visual experience, Tom

@jimteh_
I've not laughed that hard in ages

@squeezebird
It just wouldn't have been cooking simulator without Tom smashing a bottle of sunflower oil at some point.

@KakapoJoe
I'm in pieces watching this. <3 Tombo

@SumOfAllParts80
Haven't laughed this hard ever 😂
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Behold. The Baleful Piggy
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It’s beautiful
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Piggy update. Still nice :) @demilardner.bsky.social
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
three streams this week. cooking simulator: bbq, scam line w/ friends and the sub goal'd secret archives, which i've previously played the demo of HERE (it's nuts): youtu.be/h62jtl_hWe8 USA m/w/f 7 pm pacific AUS t/t/s 1 pm syd
a screenshot of a google docs document that has the same info on the post. it looks crappy
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's CARD WEEK on twitch.tv/TomWalker! I simply must play Slay The Spire 2, I simply must open some stupid fuckin cards with my friends and I SIMPLY MUST cautiously drive around the city trying to see standup comedy routines in Grand Theft Auto 4!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips
three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
lol at this ad. “Clothes for this loser”
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Excuse me
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Introducing: Piggy We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine. Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harnessPiggy on a small bed chewing a pigs earPiggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy schoolPiggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Got top 8 at a silver age tournament with Lexi and then graciously decided to lose to my opponent through numerous misplays. The game rules I love to shoot Arrows at Opponents
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
this week's schedule is a doozy - half sword today, random games from the No ICE in Minnesota itch.io bundle and a return to FAST CAR GTA! twitch.tv/tomwalker 🇺🇸 mon/wed/fri 7 pm pacific 🇦🇺 tues/thurs/sat 2 pm sydney
a shoddily collaged schedule showing the info from the post above
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Piggy…
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
On my way to a @fabtcg.com event to play Riptide, Lurker of the Deep! It’s a deck where you shoot arrows as a big stinky fat guy. I should have practised but spent time watercolouring these little tokens I use instead. The deck is not particularly good in this meta. Or any meta. But it’ll be nice
Two colourful little water coloured tokens that say Frailty and Bloodrot Pox over the flesh and blood card for riptide, lurker of the deep (he’s a big stinky corpse guy who is awful)
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
here's my stream schedule this week - Truck, the rage platformer Level Devil and then seeing what different subreddits were posting on Christmas/New Years including our challenge coin and gun owning friends over at r/EDC!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Most confusing parental gift of the year for me was this big book about gladiators by Harry Sidebottom. I have not expressed an interest in gladiators to my parents but I understand why they took the swing (weird son)
Cover of the book THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE: GLADIATORS AND THE ROMAN MIND by harry sidebottom
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Saw a eel today
Eel
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Bro is derivative of the works of Salvador Dali
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed
My cat Norm lying on his back
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I love using the NovaBlade Pro from @corsair.com to defeat my hated foe @bajo.bsky.social! Compatible with the Playstation 5, covered in buttons with a beautiful leverless layout - my, my, what a wonderful little item! #ad #spon
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It’s not ON the Playstation 2!! But I do have the execrable Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
been messing around with a PS2 to get it running games off a HDD and finally got everything working and looking nice. took a pic to show it to da groupchat and this snapshot of the games is brutal
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
LOOK at it!!!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
that humble little crocodile has returned
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
having a wonderful time looking through the "photographer's selection" images on Scania's website. a serene autumnal landscape traced delicately by that finger of commerce: The Truck
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I bought nagi recipetineats’ cookbook and it’s so fucking good. Best cookbook I’ve ever owned and it has me cooking again. The recipes are simple and tasty and well organised. Also opening it to this pic of her dog Dozer really made me laugh
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
uh-oh did somebody just drop the hottest stream schedule of the year?? uhhh Guilty! this week: fortnite as MARGE (oh sweetest lord that gives such delights to worms like I) & a sponsored stream with the NOVABLADE PRO where I will be coached by a fighting game pro! twitch.tv/tomwalker
its my stream schedule. i'm playing fortnite then tekken (sponsored stream for the novablade pro controller) then fortnite again. they put marge in fortnite
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