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Tommers

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Head of all the arts that don't include actual art.

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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People who say Galactic Racer is like Burnout have clearly never played Wipeout.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bookshop.org is an online bookshop that isn't run by a complete twat. You can nominate a bookshop and they will get a share of your purchase. You could nominate Lighthouse Comics, I hear that they're great and that their owner is really cool and successful.
bookshop.org
Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a really good example of why AI art is shit. Same script, different outcome, cos one is a slop machine and the other one is Bill fucking Watterson. Even disregarding the weird slogans on the bins and walls, the changing shirt colours and the flexible kitchen layout.
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H. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw this existential crisis at the intersection
The rear of a vehicle with a sign on it saying:

Kelly Group
HOW AM I DRIVING?
Free phone
0808 100 7080
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Ularis Badler @ubadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
12 Days to go, Commanders! #Archrebel is probably the most heartfelt tribute to the classic REBELSTAR and LASER SQUAD games created by Julian Gollop. This demo is a complete short game, and you can easily put 20+ hours into it if you plan to see it all. #gamedev #Indiegamedev
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This article is funny cos it's slightly more credible than the usual (as the bloke has resigned) but then it finishes on a really stupid example. "hackers, but they don't have to sleep" Oh right. It's just nonsense again. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
OpenAI safety leader quits, warning AI company’s culture is ‘broken’
David Robinson joins other insiders in urging industry to take more care over rapidly developing technology
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Lur Noise @lurnoise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The first chapter of my comic Ekphrasis is now available on my itch store ~* lurnoise.itch.io/ekphrasis-1
Cover of the comic, depicting some dandelions growing besides a white concrete wall at sunset.Comic page, showing some sort of control room inside a dome.Comic page depicting a stream, flowing between some brutalist stones along a prairie. Fish swim on it.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate surveillance but I'm more than happy to tell Apple how many steps I've taken, where I went and how I slept last night. Cos then my watch is able to tell me off if I sit down for too long.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there anything more boring in life than somebody telling you how they did on wordle?
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hahaha. What a mad thing to say.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our local hotel burned down and one of the first comments I saw was about "the boats". West Ham played Millwall and one of the first comments I saw was about "the boats". This country is fucking ridiculous.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy fuck.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
poets.org/poem/little-...
"A Little Tooth"
by Thomas Lux, 1946 – 2017.

Your baby grows a tooth, then two,
and four, and five, then she wants some meat
directly from the bone.  It's all

over: she'll learn some words, she'll fall
in love with cretins, dolts, a sweet
talker on his way to jail.  And you,

your wife, get old, flyblown, and rue
nothing.  You did, you loved, your feet
are sore.  It's dusk.  Your daughter's tall.
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Rachael Smith @ MCM London Artist Alley A15 @rachaelsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really pleased to be a guest at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social in November! It's one of my favourite shows. If you're on the fence about getting tickets this is your sign to GO FOR IT! Info/tix: www.thoughtbubblefestival.com
Thought Bubble guest list
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just want to say this is an all-time great headline
It was east London’s hottest lesbian bar. Then a straight builder from Essex was forced to run it
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have sat outside this sea cadet centre waiting for one of my kids to come out about 500 times. They don't tell you about this.
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elena perez @thisiselena.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cannot wait 🍿
youtube.com
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official 1.43:1 Trailer | Filmed For IMAX
YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BOXES is an excellent anthology and you should back it now!! ✨
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What do you mean? He was sat at the table! I saw him! "Senior aides plotted"?!? He was right fucking there!
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
Befuddled orange cat next to Lego Cat
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I preferred GTA when it was top down tbqh.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've said this before but this game is brilliant. Play it if you haven't already.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This horrific tale cannot be reposted too often.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I called IKEA customer services the other day and the AI has a fake typing sound in between misunderstanding what you're asking. V loud keyboard, I thought an AI would have something a bit quieter.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ebay now won't let you send out somebody's stuff until "they've finished shopping", which they allow 3 hours for, for some unknowable reason. Meanwhile I should reduce posting times apparently.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is quite a thing. What?
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Banksy you've done it again
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Tom the Dog @tomthedog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You guys. YOU. GUYS. Somehow I didn't know that Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris had covered Neil Young's "After the Gold Rush," I feel like I have been wasting my life until this moment
m.youtube.com
Linda Ronstadt, Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris - After the Gold Rush (Official Music Video) | TRIO
YouTube video by Linda Ronstadt
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As someone who's afraid of heights, it's scary to think that Mount Everest is still out there
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Sam Kunti @samindrakunti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Statement from Belgian FA.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202... "the previous time this was used was to clear Cristiano Ronaldo so he could play after his red card against Ireland". Ah. The corruption clause. Cool.
theguardian.com
Folarin Balogun eligible to play for US v Belgium as Fifa rescinds suspension for red card
The US striker was shown red in the team’s last-32 match, but the card and its suspension were thought to not be eligible for appeal.
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories
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Harry Taylor @harrytaylor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
News of England taking the lead against Congo has reached the House of Lords, and the steel bill
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
People really don't like change. Just give em the same thing, over and over and over again, and they're as happy as pigs in shit. gamerant.com/gta-6-copies...
gamerant.com
GTA 6 Made $1 Billion in Its First Hour, Report Says
New data suggests Rockstar Games' highly anticipated GTA 6 has likely become the fastest entertainment product to generate $1 billion in revenue.
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh. Oh no. Not Claude! They got Claude! Fucking bellends.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23
Telegraph headiline:

"Heatwave hysterics wouldn't have lasted a day in 1976", overlaid with a bold “MONK DEBUNKED” stamp.
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Eyvind Earle (b.USA 1916-2000) Summer. (1966) #Serigraph
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/06/2026
A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball.
PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting"
PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops."
PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end."
PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" 
PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO"
PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!"
PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!"
PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting."
PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair."
PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!"
PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 10/02/2026
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
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Tommers @tommersj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Reminded today of these classic Fast Show sketches for some unfathomable reason. youtu.be/Fvjk47UORFs?...
youtu.be
The Fast Show - Roger Nouveau Football Fan
YouTube video by Spiceymike0
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