Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Deep breathing during a toddler tantrum because infanticide is frowned upon #dadlife 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The irony of how many lies one can post on Truth Social is astonishing; too bad none of them are smart enough to get it 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The guys in New Found Glory are only about 10 years older than me and I don't know how to feel about that 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to. 33101712858
Reposted by Tom Jeltsch𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes. 4013894715
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Congratulating my kid on the way they threw up on the floor was not on my bingo card #dadlife 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschThe Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎 27498672396
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Did anything special happen for September 11th's quarter quell? 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239154329
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Hello. My name is Many Patinkin. You kill civilians, prepare to die!" 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We don't deserve dogs; this cat sure as hell does, but we don't. 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember, it's not really Labor Day unless you watch Last Exit to Springfield #LaborDay #Simpsons 010
Reposted by Tom JeltschTop 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remembering Frances Perkins this Labor Day. 02111
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't have any innate desire to be a lighthouse keeper, but being left alone for 6 months is certainly appealing #dadlife 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 265105071575
Reposted by Tom Jeltsch𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention. 110759114
Reposted by Tom JeltschJimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seen tonight at Jimmy Eat World… #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon 182379167
Reposted by Tom Jeltsch𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/09/2026The Eagles found a renewable energy source: one male cheerleader powering a million conservative meltdowns. 2823956618
Reposted by Tom JeltschMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“No women in my bedroom.” 6034965755
Reposted by Tom JeltschKim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Stephen Miller doesn’t post late at night because he can’t type when he’s in his bat form. 3157061909
Reposted by Tom JeltschBob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles 245117563055
Reposted by Tom JeltschMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be. Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor. 510175633889
Reposted by Tom JeltschM. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS. 2394813251
Reposted by Tom Jeltschdavidc1935.bsky.social @davidc1935.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Well, it IS International Dog Day... 276114031885
Reposted by Tom JeltschBishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026still one of the greatest conversations ever put on TV. 226116473037
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Time preparing for a walk with the kids: 45 minutes Duration of walk: 30 minutes Distance covered: ~3 blocks #dadlife #outdoorlife 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschBrittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When you hear the commercials backed by Kroger and Albertson’s about how they want to “protect your grocery savings,” remember that the CEOs of those companies make $17 million each, and if they really wanted to lower your grocery prices they could. 1498
Reposted by Tom JeltschBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey 633733634
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026@alexmayer34.bsky.social are the 1999 Mariners the only team to have 2 guys named Butch? 120
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If the #Mariners were waiting for the right time to win 16 of 17 and move into a first round bye this is it. There is no better time. Please do that now. 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My 3 year old has decided that unicorns say "hee-haw" and I'm officially declaring that to be cannon. My authority on this matter is total and not to be questioned #dadlife 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Am I a grown-ass man? Yes. Did I just load a weight lifting playlist with a bunch of One Direction, Avril and Olivia Rodrigo? Also yes. #fitness 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A novel—and, no doubt, fleeting—moment of self-awareness. 665159253700
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Big government advocate and enemy of personal liberty Donald Trump signed an executive order limiting vaccines and I'm not sure this is subtle enough to count as irony #trump 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Both of my childhood homes are in jeopardy and all I can do is sit here and hope it all works out. This fucking sucks #spokanefires 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Eventually my kids are going to figure out that Ryder isn't really on the phone and that putting on their shoes won't actually save Adventure Bay, but that's a problem for future Tom to worry about. #dadlife #pawpatrol 020
Reposted by Tom Jeltschweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Maine Dems, your choices are a logger, a fisherman, a mailman, and a fireman, says I, Richard Scarry, Maine Democratic Party Chair 915715
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It could just be front of mind because I'm listening to a WWII podcast, but this should have been caught and corrected at some point, right? 010
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My kids were outside drinking from the hose yesterday which means they'll be able to afford a house, right? Can someone get a boomer to check my math? #dadlife 131
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Happy Andrew Tate Got Arrested to those who celebrate! 010
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Idea for a store: French themed underwear holsters call it "Jacques Straps" 010
