Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That doesn't even seem possible in a universe where Ty Cobb existed 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Deep breathing during a toddler tantrum because infanticide is frowned upon #dadlife 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The irony of how many lies one can post on Truth Social is astonishing; too bad none of them are smart enough to get it 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The guys in New Found Glory are only about 10 years older than me and I don't know how to feel about that 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ooh boy! Rickey wouldn't like not being on this list! If Rickey weren't tied up with a previous engagement he'd lace up his cleats and sign with someone and get Rickey back on this list 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think that literally anything would be improved by a sick orb 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to. 33101692856
Reposted by Tom Jeltsch𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes. 4003896716
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Congratulating my kid on the way they threw up on the floor was not on my bingo card #dadlife 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschThe Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎 27498662396
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026To be fair, some of those patients were probably Mexicans 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For instance: this one says "I'm having a stroke." 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Did anything special happen for September 11th's quarter quell? 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239134327
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Henry Rollins wouldn't stand for this shit and neither will I! 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Hello. My name is Many Patinkin. You kill civilians, prepare to die!" 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We don't deserve dogs; this cat sure as hell does, but we don't. 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember, it's not really Labor Day unless you watch Last Exit to Springfield #LaborDay #Simpsons 010
Reposted by Tom JeltschTop 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remembering Frances Perkins this Labor Day. 02111
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't have any innate desire to be a lighthouse keeper, but being left alone for 6 months is certainly appealing #dadlife 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 264105481588
Reposted by Tom Jeltsch𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention. 110759114
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm sure it indicates there's fuckery afoot, but what specifically does this mean? 000
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ohthankgod. I heard a Green Day song on the classic rock station once and I immediately began yelling at the kids on my lawn 100
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Please tell me that you don't consider this classic rock 100
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That's the whole thing though: this ISN'T an issue! The WNBA has NEVER had a trans woman play for them. Trans women are banned from participating in women's sports in the NCAA. This is just a conservative dog-whistle 100
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He's taking a non-issue (the WNBA has had 0 trans players) and blowing it out of proportion to try and stay relevant. It's also not a violation of his rights if a private business kicks him out for being a jackass. I don't know much about his stuff with China, but he air-balled this one. 110
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Weird. You'd think that a guy named Freedom would know how the Constitution worked but who knows, maybe he's just full of shit. 170
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You say that like it hasn't been 30+ years since y'all won one 010
Reposted by Tom JeltschJimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seen tonight at Jimmy Eat World… #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon 182379167
Reposted by Tom Jeltsch𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/09/2026The Eagles found a renewable energy source: one male cheerleader powering a million conservative meltdowns. 2823953617
Reposted by Tom JeltschMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“No women in my bedroom.” 6034965756
Reposted by Tom JeltschKim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Stephen Miller doesn’t post late at night because he can’t type when he’s in his bat form. 3157058909
Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dan Wilson is one of my favorite Mariners of all time, but he's way over his skis and is an active detriment to this team 000
Reposted by Tom JeltschBob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles 244117563057
Reposted by Tom JeltschMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be. Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor. 511175633889
Reposted by Tom JeltschM. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS. 2294773249
