iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Basically the key is to notice things that make you say ‘wow’ and say ‘wow’

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026

Don't ask me to be normal about things. I can be empathetic, considerate, and respectful, but normal was never going to be an option.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

gonna start prefacing any compliment with "your slutty little" - did you get a slutty little haircut? I love it - I admire your slutty little work ethic - hey man, good job on your slutty little presentation today

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I secretly tuck my precipitation-spotting album into a drawer behind my desk and smile innocently. 'No, Mr Fogerty, I cannot say I have. Why do you ask?'

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Many of the slogans on snacks I buy eerily echo comments from strangers who lick my neck on the bus

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I once choked on a Frisbee while trying to catch a nacho in my mouth at a wedding

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Explaining Jeopardy! to an Australian audience, featuring rarebodyoils and the Slut Gnomes of False Berlin

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

What do l care if there are mice in my walls, I’m never in there

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It turns out you can just put anything on your packaging

The box for a pavlova base that hornily proclaims “TOP IT REAL GOOD”

A packet of sour cream and chilli crisps that boasts “RICH CREAMY TANG”

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

Posting for likes? You have forgotten the face of your father. You do not post for likes or retweets you post because you are mentally unwell and therapy feels too mean

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

My partner: [seconds after learning the Dutch pronunciation of Vincent van Gogh] Van Gogh tuah

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I had a dream once where I was Tobey Maguire, kissing a younger Tobey Maguire. I hope this image is healing for you.

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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

would you ever go to an area

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Ask your doctor if Going Blind™ is right for you

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I keep telling my dentist this, but he doesn’t believe me

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The Tasmanian Devil’s name is Brucifer. Don’t @ me.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Back in 2013, someone let me borrow their ukulele. When I tried to give it back, I was told to keep it. It’s taken me this long to address the possibility that they were palming off a cursed ukulele on me and just how much that would explain.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I hatched almost a year ago and I have yet to figure out which flag is mine

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Just a reminder that nothing is stopping you picturing Matt Berry forcefully reciting the lyrics to “Unwritten”. It is legal and nice to do this.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

When a travel giveaway says crap like “Win an ultimate holiday,” it sounds like they’re going to euthanise you afterwards

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Most animated shows see fit to refrain from explicit portrayals of the feline anus, but Sailor Moon is not so presumptuous.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I have always said this about Brad Pitt

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

The name Brody is a portmanteau of “bro” and “lady”. Discuss.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Your dad’s favourite Lord of the Rings film

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Gaslight teaches us that, instead of spending twenty years searching for something, all the while committing heinous acts of violence and psychological torture, you might at least consider asking your wife where it is.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Every time a friend’s recent mammogram comes up, I picture a guy showing up at her workplace dressed as a breast

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

@johnharper.bsky.social Where would the consulates be based in Doskvol?

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

You ever rub your partner’s butt like an amulet that brings spoons?

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Don't eat any unattended casseroles you find in the swamp. That's how they get you

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I have no idea what this selection is about; I just know that 1200 seems excessive

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Why does the Herd Mentality cow have eight nipples?

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

A secretion produced by certain amphibians has been found to remove dandruff more effectively than many existing hair care products. Needless to say, Head & Shoulders needs some toads.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Some guy in this Hallmark-esque movie said he was “just in the area for a hamster rehabilitation conference down the street”, and you could feel how hard the actor was trying to make it sound natural

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I have always thought the power to be indestructible is more remarkable than the power to be aware of that other power. This is the key difference between me and Spandau Ballet.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My partner likes to say ‘I love hearing your voice’ as a gentle way of letting me know she hasn’t been listening for several minutes

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The Longest Johns’ community projects are always so beautiful. I’m proud to have taken part in this one 😊

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I go to therapy for three reasons, but it’s mainly about my compulsion to disappoint people who like lists.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Realistically, I could never be a sugar daddy. At best, I could serve as a sort of Stevia uncle, or Uncle Steve for short.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I promise you, Temu, I do not know how to use it. Is it for lighting my penis on fire or for putting out dickfires? In either case, the “You need it” feels rather aggressive.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Considering a procedure to have a couple of ribs removed so I can use my penis like a microphone when I sing in the shower

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

why don't you say it to my face, coward? if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

There are only four kinds of animal, and they are all fighting each other. This much is certain.

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Tom Gentry @tomgentry.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

When you show a friend that dope-ass 5 you’ve been working on for months

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