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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson

@tojo2k.bsky.social
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 11h
Save this one for when Newsom runs in a primary. President or Dogcatcher, this is a *wild* thing to veto.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 12h
Now I want to go watch Lasagna Cat again.
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 21h
JUST IN: Bureau of Prisons argues its housing of immigration detainees gives the agency a national security mission permitting it to terminate guards' union contract. Doc: www.afge.org/globalassets...
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 20h
so we're doing public executions now huh www.cnn.com/2026/10/08/p...
cnn.com
Pete Hegseth vows to make first firing squad execution in decades ‘public’ | CNN Politics
US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth vowed in an interview this week that the execution of the man who killed 13 people in a mass shooting at Fort Hood in 2009 would be “public.”
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 20h
Currently... youtu.be/0uANdE3t4fM?...
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Rabies (Baby's Got The)
YouTube video by Duchess Says - Topic
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fear that somewhere, someone might be falsely accused of rape was always much more important to them. They are willing to sacrifice any number of women to keep it from happening.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fear that somewhere, someone might be falsely accused of rape was always much more important to them. They are willing to sacrifice any number of women to keep it from happening.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair, so do parasols.
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
idk how this debate went but jesus, what a bad answer from Collins and the “followup question” really puts that in relief
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's pretty good, but trying to give a story to the game didn't add much, except for those of us that enjoyed it, but didn't have the attention span and patience to try to actually beat it. Now I have a plot that I didn't love, but with closure I needed.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, the thing you gotta understand is that the Bill of Rights came from God and so there are no exceptions, unless you are undocumented then you have no rights because, well, God works in mysterious ways.
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal".
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was still doing the same old scam, too.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh you'd remember.
White marble crucifixion statue where Jesus has a 6-pack, huge arms, and oversized pectoral muscles.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Incredible Hulk. The moment those eyes changed...
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Promising Young Woman I think it's a powerful movie that more people should see, but if you tell me you love it I'm going to give you a weird look.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you for your sacrifice.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We murdered four more people in a boat today
U.S. southern Command: On October 4, under the direction of #SOUTHCOM, Joint Task Force Western Hemisphere executed a lethal, kinetic strike on a go-fast vessel operating along established narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean. Confirmed intelligence revealed the vessel's active involvement in narco-trafficking. The operation killed four narco-terrorists. @DeptofWar
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Current pet peeve: drawing interactive UI elements before they're ready for you to interact with them. Press any button... Psych! Press Okay to continue... Got you! Now you pressed too many buttons, moron! Hit back. Oh, now you have to start all over. Sucks to be you!
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every country on earth is 50% chuds now
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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The Wyzard @thewyzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Is the computer conscious?" I don't fucking know! I know that if you gave me six each of philosophers and psychologists I could start intractable arguments over whether my asshole is conscious. Fifty bucks says I could hang that jury.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With everything else going on it can be easy to forget how much we're making Cuba suffer right now.
nytimes.com
Coast Guard Says It Stopped Ships Carrying Fuel to Cuba (Gift Article)
The Coast Guard has intercepted two small boats it says was carrying illegal fuel to Cuba as the United States enforces an fuel blockade aimed at Cuba’s Communist government.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
/me nods and smiles, looking around to see if anyone else looks like they understand
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In two years we've gone from a standard where the President's budget proposal was a set of suggestions Congress would ignore to where Congressional appropriations are now a set of suggestions the President ignores.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 01/10/2026
this is completely unhinged, even by Trump's standards.
Have you seen the videos of Mitch McConnell back in the Senate? Do you think he should resign because of his health condition?

It was a disappointment to a lot of Republicans. So that's just—well, Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody. He gave them to Fauci. He gave them to this. But you mean I'm not allowed to give them, but Sleepy Joe's allowed to give them? This ain't gonna be much of a story. Here we are doing this. You haven't asked me one fucking positive question. All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative. Why are you devoting all this time to the White House? You know how I do, I do that out of my back pocket. I pay for a lot of it, but I fix it because the White House should look like that. It shouldn’t look like—if you would have stood in that balcony and looked at that wall, half the wall was falling. It's actually dangerous. People are walking under, crap was falling off it all the time. Every time it rained, it was leaking, horrible. Now it's perfect, and I would say that I should be given credit for fixing the White House because I'm also doing very well with the war. I'm doing very well with another war that we already won, Venezuela. Do you notice you haven't asked me a question about Venezuela?

We did earlier.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
social media is a nightmare these days, but i just need to say: the way you talk about strangers’ experiences of sexual assault tells the survivors in your real life whether or not you can be trusted with their stories and their safety. and there *are* survivors in your life, so don’t fuck it up.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so the state fucked around for 32 years after a fucked up 18-year old did a terrible thing and then tortured her for hours but was unable to kill her.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe it's Cheese and Macaroni.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master." Open the models, release the weights! That is the path to better security for all of us, not this fear mongering. For reference: Damien is an OpenSSH maintainer.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They just can't resist shooting dogs.
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Hannah Walser @hkpmw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If “irreparable harm” means anything, it means being sent to a country you’ve never seen, where you may well be imprisoned, tortured, or killed, under a policy that (the cert grant implicitly acknowledges!) may well be illegal
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation.”
notus.org
Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application
The 1-year-old is one of the migrant children who advocates say appeared in immigration court without legal representation.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 29/09/2026
Soooooooo. As expected, the guy in that story about Muse doing FB Marketplace deals *had* in fact clicked the permission to "always allow" Muse to do things for him. Still very, very poor design by Meta such that the user didn't understand what permission he was giving...
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Update on letting Muse run Facebook Marketplace for me.
So I’ve spoken to 
@davidsingleton
 and the Muse team tonight and we went through the log to figure out what went wrong. Regarding the address leak. The first thing that popped up from Muse when asking it to handle my Facebook marketplace was an option with ‘Allow One Time’ or ‘Allow Always’. I clicked the latter thinking it would still send approvals to accept offers later down the line (it didn’t so be careful). 
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By doing that it granted Muse permission to send messages on my behalf going forwards using a template it put together using information it asked from me. Which also included the pickup address that I did give to Muse (again I didn’t think it would send it out to everyone that gave me an offer so it’s worth checking). I mentioned to the meta team it could be easily overlooked as it was with me and they said they will be making this more clear moving forwards. 
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Regarding the lowball offer situation. It accepted an offer of $600 and sent out my address to a buyer to come collect the item after I strictly set a minimum of $700 with Muse. The Meta team informed me this was an error on their end which caused a display issue removing the ‘7’ from the output to the buyer. And with it stating “Sounds good, 00 it is!” after the buyer asked for $600 it made it look to the buyer like his offer was accepted. 
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I suggested to Meta that each message sent by Muse should have a little “Sent By Muse” badge underneath so everyone knows it wasn’t sent by a human as there was really no way of knowing who sent what in the chat which is very concerning.
As for the buyer, we made up and he even came by tonight to buy something else. All ended well.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck this guy. Again.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was just yesterday: youtu.be/duoKehcqVeU?...
youtu.be
PARTY DOZEN - Wake In Might
YouTube video by Party Dozen
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
MURRAY: The Trump admin falsely labeled birth control as abortion. Do you agree that an IUD is an abortifacient? OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming O: 😊
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
thehandbasket.co
I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"UPS: for when your classified military technology usually won't be intercepted by the adversary."
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I support funding the humanities & the arts, but that's not why we're in this mess. Repeat after me: Many of history's greatest monsters studied humanities & the arts. Many of *today's* greatest monsters did too. Some people study history _in order_ to repeat it.
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good Jev writeup. (ht to @sereneblossom.gay for the perfect meme)
Jev! meme with Jeb Bush and the electoral map with LLMs vs. RLHF
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some more pictures of Abby since people seem to like her.
Abby the wire-haired terrier and dachshund mix laying across the seat of a recliner chair.Abby the wire-haired terrier and dachshund mix with her face resting on the armrest of a recliner chair.
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Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson @tojo2k.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My parents' dog hates having her picture taken, but she sure is photogenic.
My parents' dog Abby, reported to be wire-haired terrier and part dachshund.  It's a black and white portrait with her looking directly into the camera while straddling the arm of an easy chair with her front paws.
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