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Todd Johnson

@todd534.bsky.social
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computers, numbers, mountains

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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 4h
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 9h
i'd like to be degaussed, possibly also defragged
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Katie MacBride @msmacb.bsky.social · 13h
Wrote about a question I’ve been consumed by for the last 72 hours askasoberlady.substack.com/p/why-does-i...
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Why does intoxication absolve men of rape and make women culpable for being raped?
This week I learned about “intoxication loopholes” in consent legislation.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 14h
Just remember that like 9 months ago you still thought Trump had a hard 38% approval floor
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is a blue eraser of nightmares, or a blue nightmare that erases? yes
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will say, I'm not thrilled that these rationalist weirdos have co-opted the (genuinely useful) idea of having a Bayesian prior and turned it into a kink or whatever
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fundRAIser CONceeerrrrt www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNWd...
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Hail Mary Mallon - Bestiary (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 28/09/2026
Most people never really cared about doing their jobs well but man lazy AI just makes the things they don't care about so much more visible
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Michael Andersen @andersem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Appeared in the print edition as 'Portland Rents Finally Are Affordable.’” It’s fine for journalists to dwell on the bad news, but I hope Portlanders & their leaders understand there’s an alternative PDX where this doughnut shop worker & her kids *didn’t* find a $1600 market-rate 3-bedroom.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
possibly the most perfect bluesky post ever skeeted?
screenshot of a post that says "I think there is a very clear class incentive for journalists as symbolic capitalists to want to deny LLM capabilities. Additionally, I think it's quite evident that there is a widespread attempt to deny LLM capabilities on the part of the general public and certain numbers of the intelligentsia."
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maybe i wanted to discover their secret and mysterious practices. is that a CRIME
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that's me already fell down www.youtube.com/shorts/yRZ22...
youtube.com
I'm going over there.
YouTube video by Cody Townsend
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Effective immediately we are changing how we refer to the music on my kids' playlists. We will no longer call Shawn Mendes "Kirkland Signature Ed Sheeran," instead we will move to calling Sheeran "Spineless Shawn Mendes." Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/09/2026
forget his wealth, what we really need to redistribute is Musk's share of the benefit of the doubt
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
having to watch Stancil and a bunch of people who still say "stochastic parrot" independently reinvent watered down versions of p-zombies and the Chinese room is going to be what drives me off of the internet
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Bracken MacLeod 𖤐 ⚰ @brackenmacleod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Rage Against The Machine: Tom Commerford Rocking
Alt: Rage Against The Machine in a rehearsal space rocking the fuck out!
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what a disturbing story. every time you think you've plumbed the depths of what young men get up to, you discover a new, deeper hole.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026
crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dividing up AI users in 3 categories: Wizard: approaches AI academically & with appropriate guards & wards. Treats it like a tool. Warlock: Makes a pact for power with an alien entity without considering the costs. Is corrupted by the whispers. Cleric: worships their new machine god. Is insane.
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Dan McKinley @mcfunley.com · 10/09/2026
Wrote a new talk about how we should all give up on writing prompts by hand
evaluation.club
Prompts aren’t Real
Dispatches from Agentic Product
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a mobius strip of heads up asses
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have been logged into Facebook this week, as it's the best place to track the wildfires on Mount Hood, and it's such a shit hole. Aside from the fact that they're showing even me a bunch of racist and misogynist content, what the hell is this?
A Facebook post. It says "it's not as hard, as it looks" and has the equation "(k+k)/k = 6"
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they should invent a capitalism that we can ethically consume
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2026
we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ACL injuries, but just so that I don't have to fear one on skis
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Great neighborhood schools are the most important, most beautiful things we can provide our communities. PPS is going to have to face the reality of declining enrollment, and it's so important to do that correctly. www.rightsizingtherightway.org
rightsizingtherightway.org
Rightsizing the Right Way
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
honestly torn about whether or not I'd be into a whole book about why these dudes love Building the Torment Nexus
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shrekking is nothing. someone should do a trend piece about my approach, Donkeying - be a donkey - make waffles - marry a fucken dragon
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Shrek's Donkey: In The Morning I'm Making Waffles
Alt: Shrek's Donkey: In The Morning I'm Making Waffles
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this looks awesome. love Freeland. wish they weren't part of that lame Go Portland Go thing. still gonna try this.
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🎃 Jac Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lake hauntario, it's filled with ghosts (true)
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
loser energy levels previously unknown to science
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
absolute banger of an init commit today
screenshot of a github repository called 'mollydoran'. includes a screenshot of Jackson Lamb saying "I'll see you in another 15 years, Molly," a quote about Molly from Dead Lions, and the description 'Molly Doran remembers things that need remembering, and forgets things that need forgetting.'
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shrekking is nothing. someone should do a trend piece about my approach, Donkeying - be a donkey - make waffles - marry a fucken dragon
static.klipy.com
Shrek's Donkey: In The Morning I'm Making Waffles
Alt: Shrek's Donkey: In The Morning I'm Making Waffles
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
our beautiful claude code their barbarous google docs slop
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Day One: Dr. Mann admitted he took a dose himself. Day Three: Dr. Mann has been working for three days! Incredible! He urged we all try it as well. Day Seven: Mann still hasn’t slept, he seems.. odd. He mentioned seeing a ‘shadow.’ Day ???: waking is sleep we never wake the dreams are among us”
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I sometimes push these buttons when the road is empty and I'm going to jaywalk just to like slow traffic in my neighborhood down a tiny bit
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a single Meghan thee Stallion would kill a pilgrim instantly
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
haw haw haw
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
something else and much weirder is going on here
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
computers were a mistake
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
fly the banners of the Draft King, with the Red Bull rampant
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
excited for this one, as it's the first one where I'm familiar and credulous. I thought EB was helpful, but she went a little nuts during COVID?
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
look on my works, ye fucken dorks,
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means
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Ryan Overturf @ryanoverdrive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Literature rejected me” is the most soft baby loser shit I have ever heard.
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
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Todd Johnson @todd534.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it's giving, "Ma'am, that song is about racist cops."
classic Tom Morello (guitarist for Rage Against the Machine) tweet referencing the fact that Republican Senator Paul Ryan once said RATM was his favorite band. he tells the story of meeting a woman who said "Killing in the Name" helped her rage against her parents and (lol) 'the jab.' Morello responds, "Ma'am, that song is about racist cops who often behave like the Ku Klux Klan."
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