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I fix band instruments and think about writing.

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Ignacio Gallup-Diaz @igallupd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“100 years after John Coltrane’s birth, secret tapes are emerging. What can they tell us about jazz’s great rulebreaker?” “The sax star turned his back on fame to embrace free jazz. Caught on a tape machine hidden in an overcoat, newly revealed recordings show how he did it”
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100 years after John Coltrane’s birth, secret tapes are emerging. What can they tell us about jazz’s great rulebreaker?
The sax star turned his back on fame to embrace free jazz. Caught on a tape machine hidden in an overcoat, newly revealed recordings show how he did it
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN 
SLUGGO: I HAVE AN IDEA, NANCY 
P2- THEY WALK BEHIND A WOODEN FENCE 
SLUGGO: LET’S STAND BEHIND THIS FENCE 
NANCY: WHY?
P3- SLUGGO: THIS IS LABOR DAY ---
LET'S GIVE THE BOSS AN EASY STRIP TO DRAW
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is Fjord's way of saying it's time for bed.
A grey tabby cat laying on a book.
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
really, baking/cooking something you saw that sounded nice is such a great way to remember someone. share it with family or neighbors and just think a little on person you’re remembering, this is a sweet thing humans can do sometimes
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yesssss more music education in public schools! Every kid should have the chance to play an instrument they love.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/08/2026
For my newsletter, I spelled out once simple trick for the WNBA to shut down that transphobic publicity stunt by two former NBA players: www.burnsnotice.com/heres-how-th...
burnsnotice.com
Here's How the WNBA Can Win the Anti-Trans Controversy
The league has a golden opportunity to make a definitive and educational point about trans athletes–if it has the courage to do it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.
The Onion headline: Ska Band Outnumbers
Audience
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This reads like a ChatGPT line slightly edited to have the cadence of a Southern Baptist preacher. "It's not X, it's Y" + Rhyming receive and acheive.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/06/2026
Melania Trump: "Success is not about how many benefits a person receives. But rather, about how much independence they achieve."
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Not me crying at the #TADC finale last night.
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Says a lot about Valve that the Internet's collective reaction to this seems to be "big oof"
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I went to a concert this weekend and really dug one of the openers. Bought a vinyl from the merch table & asked the bassist to sign.... It was the singer/guitarist's solo album 😭😭😭😭
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 14/05/2026
My four most recent Power Lines Drawings #145 (Ferndale, MI) #146 (Highland Park, MI) #147 (Hamtramck, MI) #148 (Ypsilanti, MI) marcusjmerritt.com/power-lines-...
Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power linesBlack ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power linesBlack ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power linesBlack ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and a light pole and power lines
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Alex says "the world is so horrible Bluegrass Tony." Bluegrass Tony, an elderly bearded man with a corncob pipe, overalls and a straw hat says "well I don't know nothing 'bout that. I just like pickin'.  Bluegrass Tony, sitting on a stump, barefoot, plays Foggy Mountain Breakdown on the banjo. Alex still seems depressed. She says "they're trying to kill us all, Bluegrass Tony." Bluegrass Tony, unphased, continues playing Foggy Mountain Breakdown.
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jamie 🐌 @nanokameras.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
happy may the 4th to all who celebrate
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy May the Fourth to those who celebrate, have the single greatest contribution to the culture that came from Star Wars: youtu.be/P_8M-L08Ypc?...
youtu.be
Main Title from "Star Wars"
YouTube video by Maynard Ferguson - Topic
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why do these dudes beards always look so fake.
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Speaking of the brassica family, Brussel sprouts DID used to be gross, scientists have been cross breeding modern sprouts with older varieties to make them less bitter since the 90s!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A small boy runs with his arms upright in a stereotypically femme-y fashion. An older boy points at him and attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy fails to throw a ball way. The older boy attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy wears a Sailor Moon t-shirt. The older boy attempts to insult him by saying "you're a girl." The small boy considers this statement deeply. She confronts the older boy with a smile on her face. She has long hair, ,ong eyelashes and a black dress. She says "yeah, you were right. I am a girl." The boy insults her by saying "you are a boy."
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Pretty sure my dad is actively praying for my downfall so I'll be forced to move home.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A man meets Jesus and says "whoa, it's Jesus. You're such a chill dude." Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says "Guess again, bitch. I'm CALVINIST Jesus." Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me logging into Bluesky for the first time today
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a man in a suit is holding a box of pizza in front of a door with the number 303 on it .
Alt: Gif of Donald glover, holding a pizza box as he walks into in a orange lit room. He makes a face of confusion and panic, and the camera angle changes to show us the rest of the Community cast is putting out a fire.
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ok fine, I complained when the Maul show came out because can we PLEASE have a star wars story that isn't bookended by canon? But not even through the first episode and I'm hooked, great work as always from LucasFilm animation.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve had some crazy bills hit us all at once so Mystery bags are back on the shop!! Please read the description before buying! wolfskulljack.com/collections/...
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 19/03/2026
This quote comes from a talk Ursula gave as part of the Portland Arts & Lectures program of Literary Arts. You can listen to the whole thing here: literary-arts.org/archive/ursu...
"Beneath memory and experience, beneath imagination and invention, beneath words, there are rhythms to which memory and imagination and words all move. The writer's job is to go down deep enough to feel that rhythm, find it, move to it, be moved by it, and let it move memory and imagination to find words." — Ursula K. Le Guin, 2000
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Here's a song called "Learning to Die"
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy Friday the 13th, my cat puked up a hairball onto my Switch and now it won't turn on 😢
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New from 404 Media: CBP tapped into the online advertising ecosystem to track peoples' movements, according to an internal DHS document. Shows for the first time DHS tracked phones via process for putting ads in ordinary apps—video games, fitness apps, many more www.404media.co/cbp-tapped-i...
404media.co
CBP Tapped Into the Online Advertising Ecosystem To Track Peoples’ Movements
An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar t...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Here is a hastily recorded version of my song "I Hate You All" with AUTHENTIC poor quality audio. Come check out the show on March 5, 2026!
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Everybody reading this announcement just remember 2 days ago the dropped this:
time.com
Anthropic Drops Flagship Safety Pledge
In an abrupt shift, the company may release future AI models without ironclad safety guarantees
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You’ll be seeing a lot about this memo today. I published it first (and got the story right) b/c I’ve been covering this case in depth at Law Dork — even filing a motion last week to intervene and improve public access. I knew this was an important case; my work shows it. Subscribe: www.lawdork.com
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 09/02/2026
Louis Armstrong, Paris, c. 1934
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Those of you not seeing the direct parallels to the invasion of Venezuela to the invasion of Iraq perhaps need a history lesson. youtu.be/NWICnxeVLp4?...
youtu.be
The Iraq War Explained
YouTube video by Mr. Beat
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!
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TJ @tobyj5.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/11/2025
For the people who asked, I basically use this recipe with two adjustments. 1. I don't microwave onions because that way lies madness. I brown them *jabs finger* like a normal person. (in ghee then pop into the blender with water and oil.) 2. I use fresh spinach. glebekitchen.com/nearly-resta...
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nearly restaurant style chicken saag curry - glebe kitchen
Nearly restaurant style chicken saag is as close as you can get to full blown Indian restaurant cooking as you can get. Big Indian flavours.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.
New York City Mayor General Election
County Results
DUHQ Last Updated: Nov 4, 2025, 9:05 PM
Candidates
Zohran Mamdani V
Party
DEM
Andrew Cuomo
FaD
Curtis Sliwa
Eric Adams *
GOP
IND
James Walden
Total
IND
+ Show All Candidates
* Incumbent
Precincts reporting: 0%
Votes
422,116
324,914
65,684
1,919
894
816,731
Pot.
51.7%
39.8%
8%
0.2%
0.1%
Election Date: 11/4/2025
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There is a moment at this time of year when the word ‘apricity’ really comes into view. For those who don’t know it, it was recorded only once, in 1623, before slipping out of view. Apricity is the warmth of the sun on a chilly day.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Photos obtained by Law Dork show the dramatic extent of the first step in Trump's purported plan to build a new ballroom on White House grounds with private funds.
lawdork.com
Exclusive: Trump's demolition of the White House East Wing is nearly complete
Photos obtained by Law Dork show the dramatic extent of the first step in Trump's purported plan to build a new ballroom on White House grounds with private funds.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Trump wants to invoke the Insurrection Act to punish anyone who opposes him, and he’s following a four point plan to do it. Here’s what you need to know about it — and some thoughts on how to respond. www.youtube.com/shorts/31X8v...
youtube.com
The Real Reason Trump Wants To Invade Chicago and Portland
YouTube video by Robert Reich
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Really proud to publish this essay today. It's from T.C. Martin, one of my former students, about being fat and gay and looking for love: audacity.substack.com/p/the-chase-...
audacity.substack.com
The Chase: In Search of Fat Gay Love
Emerging Writer Series
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