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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It seems that Nigel Farage has taken the hint and has decided to spend more time in his constituency of Clacton. So much so that he has bought a new house for himself and his family in the local area:
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Are we the baddies?"
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.
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Hexenbeest @hexenbeest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most Farage supporters have always been fascists, before he even came on the scene. He's just given them license to come out of the closet.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's disgusting that this unpopular clown is using Dolly Parton's death to ride on her legacy of generosity and popularity. He has to use AI because Dolly Parton was never photographed with Donald Trump in real life. Because he is everything she disliked: selfish, dishonest, mean, and rude.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fibonacci Sequins - clusters of sequins forming a fibonacci sequence.
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
From a heavy user of AI: "If we assume that these 8 weeks are fairly typical, we can estimate that a full year of my agentic Claude Code use would consume roughly 1.1 MWh of data center electricity (0.4 to 2.2 MWh), which is about a tenth of what an average US household uses."
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We truly live in the thickest era of human evolution. You can forgive the ignorance of our ancestors because they had limited access to knowledge, but now the sheer volume of verified learning at our fingertips is unprecedented. Being so ignorant is a wilful act of self-defeating spite.
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Waiting for right wingers to start frothing at the mouth over the charging of the woman who used "hurty words" to describe Anne Widdecombe.
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
just wanted to read a kids’ menu online and look at all this fucking shit lmao
A menu open in Adobe Acrobat on an iPhone with the screen covered in prompts and buttons to generate AI summaries and sign in and download apps
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
10 year anniversary of Brexit and the only people marking the day seem to be Remainers, where are all the Vote Leave celebrations? Oh, still whining and banging on about WW2🙄
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's not just Britain that has stupid right wingers, this is from a Canadian survey: "Belief in the pandemic being a malicious deception reaches 20% among Conservative voters [...], compared to negligible proportions of Canadians who voted for the Liberal party (5%) or the NDP (3%) last year." 20%!
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Why doesn't he just rename it "The Strait of America"?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This took me fucking ages
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[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]

MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.

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GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir 

[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].

Whoosh 

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[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:

Welcome, friend

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[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]

COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”…

So now you're one of us. 

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MAN:
W-where am I ...?

[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]

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COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistance…

...against people saying things all American.

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COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”.

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LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir

COMMANDER:
Very good

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[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc

COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...

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COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!

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[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:

F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.

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MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
 
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym 

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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What is so hard to understand? They voted to leave the EU, we left.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
Wikipedia sections:

Early life and education
Career
Political views
Sexual assault allegations
Personal life
References
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Most well-known name of the 20th Century: Hitler Most well-known name of the 21st Century: Trump
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
From: A Town Called Panic (2009), dir. Stéphane Aubier and Vincent Patar, La Parti Productions
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/01/2026
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Trump has just signed an executive order giving Infantino the inaugural World Sycophancy Prize (which comes with $1m of taxpayers' money).
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
They were just going to help Farage search for the rubber dinghies he is obsessed about. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Royal Navy intercepts two Russian ships in English Channel
HMS Severn headed off the warship and a tanker as they sailed west through the Dover Strait, the Ministry of Defence said.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
From the CWS Archive. June 2022 and August 2020.
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... Peter Sutcliffe - 13 Dennis Nilsen - 15 Harold Shipman - 250 Boris Johnson - 23,000 Brexit and Covid. What a legacy.
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‘Too little, too late’: damning report condemns UK’s Covid response
Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ‘toxic and chaotic’ culture inside Boris Johnson’s No 10
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Bloody left wing bias etc etc etc
"It might take our producers five minutes to find 60 economists who feared
Brexit and five hours to find a sole voice who espoused it.
But by the time we went on air we simply had one of each; we presented this unequal
effort to our audience as balance.
It wasn't."
Emily Maitlis,
former BBC Newsnight presenter
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
When you go to Auschwitz they have piles of jewellery and watches which were confiscated from those arriving.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It works in Ireland, Germany, Italy and elsewhere. Imagined fears of a Pres Farage should not be the go to excuse. We need to rid ourselves of this undemocratic farce - rooted in feudalism - that gifts one family inordinate power, wealth and privilege - while propping up an appalling "class system"
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
How frustrating must it be to daub your National Front graffiti like 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿NF🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and have everyone think you support Nigel Farage?
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Brian Moore @brianmoore666.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Dear USA Deploying troops against civilians will not go well. Yours Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Canada's rugby women showed more guts than Trump's US golfers.
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Aleister Crowley started out as a professional snooker player - possible top 16 - but his career was hampered as he couldn’t use the accessories for the long shots under the “no rest for the wicked” rule
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
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Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Margaret Chase Smith, the Republican senator who stood up to Joe McCarthy with this speech: "Those of us who shout the loudest about Americanism in making character assassinations are all too frequently those who, by our own words and acts, ignore some of the basic principles of Americanism -
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
WHO thought I’d be interested IN THE SLIGHTEST by this non-news and thoughtfully emailed me? Companies really think we care, that we'd love to fill in a survey the moment we land on their webpage for the first time.
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Yes, they’re shifting the Overton window of racism. I’m not so sure about antisemitism though, Israel has been working hard to shift that the other way by labelling anyone that criticises them as antisemitic.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I cannot believe they allowed that man into power not once but twice. With all the mechanisms in place to stop him - mechanisms that other countries would beg for. And they just let it happen. It is enraging and painful beyond measure and so many more will die before he is done.
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Torsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Yes thousands turned out - which is far more than I’d like - but that is dwarfed by the millions that understand real patriotism means loving your country as it actually is, not hating its diversity or trying to exploit its challenges. That’s what our flags actually represent
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I dunno, I sort of think the best man to liaise with the current US government is probably a guy who is friends with paedophiles
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
He massively admires Tommy Robinson... He was with Tommy Robinson the previous evening... Tommy Robinson gave him the flags... But this is a grassroots movement apparently
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Twitters @tjwitters.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Despicable is a word that might have been invented to describe him.
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