TJ Petro @tjpetro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Forgot how much the city of buffalo was filled with a buncha babies 000
TJ Petro @tjpetro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026For a second a forgot Philly can’t shoot, lol, shame on me 000
Reposted by TJ PetroJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Rudy Gobert might be the greatest basketball player in history to lack almost all of the skills necessary to play basketball. 71419
TJ Petro @tjpetro.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I got the Over/Under on ICE agents accidentally discharging a firearm in an airport today at 2.5 000
TJ Petro @tjpetro.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Someday everything’s gonna be different, when I paint my masterpiece 000
Reposted by TJ PetroNBC10 Boston @nbcboston.com · 27/02/2026Brady Tkachuk -- the 26-year-old captain of the NHL’s Ottawa Senators -- said he did not appreciate a doctored TikTok video shared by the White House that made it look like he was disparaging Canadians after winning Olympic gold, calling it fake. on.nbcboston.com/dfwAR9son.nbcboston.comTeam USA hockey player Brady Tkachuk slams White House TikTok as ‘fake’ after anti-Canada slurTkachuk, 26, said he did not appreciate the doctored TikTok video shared by The White House. 021
Reposted by TJ PetroDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Stephen King villains are a very funny outcome of Writing What You Know because they're so clearly based on assholes he's met in real life, even if that doesn't necessarily make sense in context, so you get shit like the giant baby-eating spider from space inexplicably being an outspoken homophobe. 381060138
Reposted by TJ PetroMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This is a bombshell: One of Epstein's victims accused Trump of sexually and violently assaulting her when she was "13 to 15" and the FBI deemed her credible enough to warrant an interview.substack.comFBI Interviewed Trump Accuser, Epstein Files ShowTrump was credibly accused of sexual assault in the Epstein files. It's unclear what became of the DOJ's investigation. 17254992131
Reposted by TJ PetroPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/02/2026When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files 079864
Reposted by TJ PetroPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/02/2026Make-A-Wish Presidency continues 19820108
Reposted by TJ PetroPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026They’ll be hearing from his father 303120342
Reposted by TJ PetroBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth. 194169982080
TJ Petro @tjpetro.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Mina K;mes could just be transparent about her dislike for the Patriots. Stop cribbing it as impartial journalism, your bias is on your sleeve. 010
Reposted by TJ PetroBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.” Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...yahoo.com‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own MomViewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.' 81163441436
Reposted by TJ PetroDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 22/07/2025In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025! 361661312
Reposted by TJ PetroBruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 27/01/2026ICE & U.S. Customs & Border Protection employed at least 30 people with sexual & violent criminal histories in recent years. At least 20 agents committed offenses with underage victims. The bulk of abuse happened within the last two years. This article includes names of the agents.yahoo.comHere’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on ChildrenApparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals. 20325071657
Reposted by TJ PetroKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents about Alex Pretti's death and every single one of them blame the Border Patrol agent www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloadskenklippenstein.comICE UnloadsImmigration officers speak out: “Fuck this.” 751694370
Reposted by TJ PetroThomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome. 913188406202
Reposted by TJ PetroBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2026This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public 471146082236
Reposted by TJ PetroNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026They are trying to criminalize everything we do regardless of whether we have a constitutional right to do it, so you might as well hop in. 61158196
Reposted by TJ PetroDoug Kyed @dougkyed.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Mike Vrabel greets Patriots players. 1271
Reposted by TJ PetroSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 24/01/2026This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans. 6083352246
Reposted by TJ PetroJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025With Elon Musk and Donald Trump spending all their time feuding with each other, it's probably such a chill day for Melania and Stephen Miller's wife. 227116
Reposted by TJ Petrobrad c @rawsensibility.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I think Carlos Alcaraz is going to become the GOAT. He’s LeBron Jamesing right now. We’re gonna be watching him for another 10 years at least 021
Reposted by TJ PetroThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 23/05/2025if this vehicle cut me off i wouldn’t even be mad 1155427
Reposted by TJ Petrojosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/05/2025if Peter Lorre were a jug of milk he'd be Liter Poury 614419
Reposted by TJ Petrogooner @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The olive oil subreddit getting serious 1804
Reposted by TJ Petrobrad c @rawsensibility.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If you see Sinners in 4DX, you can actually feel Hailee Steinfeld spit in your mouth 021
Reposted by TJ PetroJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 21/04/2025Cooking JD Vance then dying, what a way to go 4069574
Reposted by TJ PetroPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave 372807371
TJ Petro @tjpetro.bsky.social · 13/04/2025This years Masters is brought to you by food and drinks 000
Reposted by TJ Petrotinybaby @tiny.baby · 12/04/2025Your honor I'd like to request a brief adjournment to smoke a little weed 38210
