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Tiny Brontosaurus

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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 8h
I would immediately surrender
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 8h
maybe you could detach atlas c1 from c2 instead you racist piece of shit
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 8h
nice try you racist cunt
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 8h
eat my shit and hair
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 8h
hi you comfy bitch do you know anyone the cops murdered because of a false ID? because I know over a dozen
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 8h
I think I speak for the entire melanated community when I say security state false positives are uhhhhhh a very bad problem actually
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 10h
pulling this after decades of insisting you're not Kid Rock is a very funny bit
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
it took so long I thought it might never happen
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I worked in advertising/marketing so many client dinners would end with "let's go to another bar" after everyone was well past drunk. Sometimes it was "let's go to the strip club" ... but being a woman .. a Black woman at that ... meant taking my ass home or back to my hotel.
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
have you heard of Cornell University
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
rape scoring works like hockey so my man here may get into the HOF purely on assists. takin' home the Brock Turner cup
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
if anyone's wondering what kind of man helps rapists prosper, here you go. it's never conscious villainy, just this obtuse, befuddled, knee-jerk rejection that anything a woman says could ever be true
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
A major film market quite famously has a tradition of dealmaking happening in a local strip club. I quit a good job at a production company whose execs came back from that trip bragging about it, because I knew I could never be promoted because I'd be unwelcome and unsafe in the champagne room
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
the problem is the whataboutism you and all your cockslurpers use to obstruct any attempt to solve any problem
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 11h
"I'm gonna take the 'pro' side on child death," Mark said, awash with confidence. "Everyone will be impressed with my whataboutism. Can't solve a problem if you don't have some white guy with a two-inch cock bellowing about how actually you should focus on this other problem over there!"
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Tyler Maun @tylermaun.com · 12h
Today on MLB Central @roflo.bsky.social described Jacob Misiorowski’s fastball velocities as “adult contemporary stations…106.7, 104.3” and I’m gonna start using that because it’s perfect
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you're supposed to say "queer" now
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stuff you imagine isn't real. it's not "empathy" to make stuff up. anthropomorphizing animals can be quite harmful to them
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
almost like that's the point
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
get media literacy or stop trying to consume the news. I'm sure tiktok can find you some nice footage of paint cans bouncing down a staircase.
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh to traipse down the coffee-stained streets of Profville when the red pens are in bloom
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
are you crying?
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
babe, it brings me great pleasure to inform you that you're very, very stupid.
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every day there's a new Most Bsky Post of All Time
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a bskyer encountering comedy for the first time
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the giveaway was that it's popular comedian Brent Terhune
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
since cohabitating with A Man these guys basically feel like my inlaws
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is so embarrassing for you
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you did not have a "conversation" with claude. you typed words into a box and a word-association software tool generated words that you read
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's For entertaining you rubes 90 minutes at a time and what it Does is pay my rent
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that just means he's fresh :)
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Witney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Casual, non-industry folk now refer to long-running film series as franchises, and no one bats an eye. Artists are now colloquially called "creatives" everywhere. The term "content" is used to described just about any medium. These aren't art terms. These are business terms used by execs.
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can't wait for the commemorative baseball card of a computer going "nah"
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ending on ABS lmao
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sweetie, that would still just be a single empathy problem. double means "two." the theory posits that both sides lack empathy for each other.
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can you predict that Kyle Schwarber leaves his wife for me
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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joey Votto commentary is great because some of this stuff is deeply insightful but also rarely do you hear such clear baseball autism
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just the words "Texas A&M" written in sweaty sharpie
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"beclowned" is one of the all time great headline words
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok now the Padres are just bullying Pete Crow-Armstrong
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't think cis girls realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's pretty ghoulish" when someone starts talking about true crime
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yes actually! a guy I work with did a famous Sports Movie and the gamblors were all over him to do ads and he told them to get fucked
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
rule 35: if it exists, there's a kindle porn author promoting her book with it
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"lived experience" lmao. that phrase does not mean "stuff I saw online"
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
laughably wrong election year to trot out this autocomplete ass joke
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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