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Amateur Metheus

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Lawyer, posts alternate between yelling and goofing. (He/Him)

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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 15h
I finally understand why Radical Highway is built like this.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Forgive me for calling bullshit, but I don’t think the technology that can’t get a damn Taco Bell order right is gonna end humanity in 10 years. We’re gonna do a fine enough job of that on our own thanks.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Talking Heads performing Life During Wartime
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
it (still) makes me feel insane that more people didn't recognize 28 Years Later as one of the best films of last year
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
There’s something beautiful and soothing about a rewarding grind. When I’m stressed I always know 1000 tiny meaningless dopamine hits are there to make my monkey brain feel better. Add a podcast to the mix? Now you’re cooking with gas.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
For everyone wondering “how would I spend my final hours on earth?” You now get to find out! For me it’s weirdly grinding an MMO for comfort. For you it’s whatever feels good. Hopefully WW3 doesn’t break out, but if it does you can find me grinding in Star Citizen.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Another one gone for posting “AI rights”
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The great thing about social media is that it is can be as fickle as you like. Unfollowed an account because they didn’t like 28 Years Later The Bone Temple. I would never do that to a mutual, or a friend irl. But my timeline is my domain and I rule it like a mad king.
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
it’s wild that this is a politically radical position
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Oscar Zeta Gundam @lmfsilva.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Time to bring back the old @leavittalone.bsky.social classic, I guess:
Twitter Post by John Leavitt on October 2019:

Me at 15: The Dead Kennedys are right about everything
Me at 20: Actually these issues are way more complex
Me at 28: But really it comes down to larger, systemic issues
Me at 35: The Dead Kennedys were right about everything
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/12/2025
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-…
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic


Media Mogul Vows To Defeat Her Most Dreadful Creation
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
scene from One Battle After Another with the Christmas Adventurers Club sitting around the table in their secret clubhouse, but I've very crudely photoshopped Tom Cotton wearing his awful christmasy outfit into the picture
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A young Ryan Gosling is shown next to the 'front pages' for the Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii. All are colorful and vibrant

A ragged Ryan Gosling from Blade Runner is shown next to the 'front pages' for the current gen for Xbox, Playstation, and Nintendo. All are devoid of color and look the same.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Frankenstein is amazing go see it in theaters if possible.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s called “suspension of disbelief” and it’s pretty much essential to enjoying anything but the driest fucking gritty ass “grounded” movies. Try having fun for once in your Goddamn life.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
SPOILER: it’s a fun movie! Yeah there’s a fucking witch! Remember when movies had fucking monsters and shit in them and it was rad as fuck? Not everything has to be Ari Aster ass “elevated horror” some things can just be rad as fuck horror movies. And there are themes if you care enough to look.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Unfollowed someone for a bad take on Weapons. If you do not understand Zach Cregger, you can fuck off.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Released 44 years ago "Nazi Punks Fuck Off", the fifth and most important single by the Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (In Studio) #punk #punks #punkrock #DeadKennedys #nazipunksfuckoff #history #punkrockhistory
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Just about that time of year for me to fire up the old Wii and start a new Animal Crossing Game Cube town only to abandon it three weeks later.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Rivers Cuomo’s gotta give to Calico Cut Pants dot com.
Guy who looks like an ICE’d out Rivers Cuomo who pissed himself
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The duality of Bluesky
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Did some recording today that I’m very excited about!
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Sorry to hear about your loss. Will be thinking of you and your husband. Safe travels and I hope you can get some sleep.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think one of the worst things about AI is the veneer of “impartiality.” When in reality there are few things more mailable than a chatbot.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Additionally, as busy adults who have bought games on Steam most of us have a sizable backlog. This gives us the patience to wait out full price games until they inevitably go on sale. So there are few day one purchases for a busy adult.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
A big problem is, only adults have $30/month disposable income. Being adults with jobs, we do not play and beat more than 5 AAA $70 games a year. Which is the value proposition Ultimate has to overcome.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Xbox leadership is now learning firsthand what price elasticity is.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 01/10/2025
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/09/2025
taking a hit of Tylenol before an anime convention like it's Temp V from The Boys
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
That sounds like a great trip! Belfast seems like a beautiful place. Would love to see it someday. Safe travels home!
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Where were you visiting?
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Headed home from Austin Texas, had to fill in for my boss on a work trip. Very excited to be back to my house and cats!
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Forgive my sloppy meme game, it is very early here and I barely slept lol
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
46 years ago There's always room for Jello! Jello Biafra for mayor of San Francisco, September 1979 #punk #punks #punkrock #jellobiafra #deadkennedys #SanFrancisco #history #punkrockhistory
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Just heard a kid at the airport ask his mom “why can’t we bring water on the plane?” And my first thought was “fucking idiot, OF COURSE you can’t bring water into the airport!” And my second thought was “wait a second… why can’t we bring water into the airport!?”
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Me and your husband have a lot in common in this regard. For me it was a redbull every morning. But that eventually replaced by a slightly healthier supplement powder that has vitamins and caffeine. It’s weird being a chronically sleepy and chronically anxious person 😆
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Recently had to half my caffeine intake after two straight weeks of severe anxiety. I totally relate and my poor espresso machine gets no love these days 😩
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🐲 Dusky™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔜 KOYO CON @duskdragonxiii.beyondtheend.gay · 10/07/2025
I can't believe this is relevant now
Teen comix no fear what if they made Simpson porn illegal? One fear.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Also, expect a deep dive on this where I actually research the answers to this question as part of my new thing in a couple months.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I understand anti-money laundering laws in the context of porn. Especially that which can be uploaded by community users. There are decent odds that some of that content is illegal. But what I don’t understand is the using that as a cover for banning art, which is obviously not a crime.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Between Steam and Itch the question here really is: why does Master Card care so much about people jacking off?
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Been watching e-sports for the first time and it’s very entertaining, but I think the whole thing could be improved if one of the commentators was a player’s dad that knows nothing about the game.
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Amateur Metheus @tinybigdude.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Happy to say that after a year of wallowing in the ashes of my former podcast I’ve found a new creative partner with tons of enthusiasm and drive. Really early stages but glad to be creating again soon.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
happy independence day
danny devito on it’s always sunny in philadelphia saying “you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american”
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