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Timothy Featherston

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Attorney for emerging companies. UMich Law ‘19. He/him/his

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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wouldn’t wish playing Iowa on anybody.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My favorite way to put this, as someone who studied Classical History in actual college (not just on Twitter): If you told an ancient Roman or Athenian that his culture had "more in common" with a German or Briton than with an Egyptian or Ethiopian, he'd punch you in the throat.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have never seen a more perfect example of How Not To Defend A Lead
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Genuinely awful from England
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No soccer until Tuesday
Sad Pablo Escobar
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I did it I wrote the article wish me luck Lionel Messi is the GOAT, Ronaldo is not, why just about every statistical analyst agress www.expectinggoals.com/p/messi-rona...
expectinggoals.com
Why Messi keeps thriving as Ronaldo fades: The GOAT's always been the best
I'm not proud, or tired
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WE’RE ON TO THE 2027 WOMENS WORLD CUP
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hydration break:
denny carter draino
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hydration, broken
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This team has no spine.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
win or lose, soccer is about engaging in open corruption
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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
we apologise again for the fault in the suspensions. those responsible for suspending the people who have just been suspended have been suspended
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 06/07/2026
This game has everything.
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Stefon (Bill Hader) on SNL
ALT: Stefon (Bill Hader) on SNL
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Again, if I were France, I would simply score four goals (three in the first half) against Paraguay. I was told this was easy when the United States men’s national team did it
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Scott Renshaw @scottrenshaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Argentina to Cape Verde:
Scene from end of ROCKY with Apollo Creed saying “Ain’t gonna be no rematch.”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is the moment for me Goal of his life, pure disbelief He can’t believe he just did that
Cape Verde’s Sidny Lopes Cabral, after scoring a goal in the 103rd minute against Argentina, running and holding his head in disbelief
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*sigh*
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Boooooo
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup
Several images of the Hapsburgs, looking good
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TAKE THAT REF
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Chase this ref out of the country
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Absolute horse shit
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That should be a straight red for Dzeko. Dirty as fuck.
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I hate it here
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Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The ban is heinous for what it does to transgender athletes. But if you think cisgender girls and young women won’t be caught up in the fallout, too, you are woefully ignorant
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026
one thing i find funny is that the founding generation would likely have been very enthusiastic about, say, muslim immigrants and intensely skeptical of all the catholics
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Eric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The party of Lincoln REALLY hates Lincoln
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Penalties are so deeply cruel
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
this is the scariest man in football
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi, asked which of his World Cup goals was his favorite: “I don’t know. I don’t remember. I’m tired.”
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Congratulations to the all-time leading world cup goalscorer, MLS' own Lionel Messi
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
watching a movie. shout out to movies
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Omar Mohammed @shurufu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“His more accomplished fellow analysts — France legend Thierry Henry and comically blunt Swedish icon Zlatan Ibrahimović — have been just as annoyed with Lalas’s hot takes, how he basks in agitating people, and his delight in sucking the air out of the room.,” writes @chadfinn.bsky.social.
bostonglobe.com
Even Alexi Lalas’s Fox teammates for the World Cup have grown tired of the former USMNT player’s studio act. - The Boston Globe
On Friday, Lalas was noticeably absent from the studio and instead was in Seattle for the Americans' match vs. Australia.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
VEGEMITE FREE ZONE
USA fan holding up a VEGEMITE FREE ZONE sign during the pausa de hidratacion
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ALL MY HOMIES LOVE VAR
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Australians scored in their net because the goals are on the opposite sides in the Southern Hemisphere
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johnny @jjmj.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So cool that a product of MLS, Lionel Messi, is doing this on the world stage
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James Tyler @jamestylerespn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
CAPE VERDE WIN 0-0
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
don't forget Toad
3 fans in Japan supporters section dressed as Mario, Luigi, and Toad
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 14/06/2026
This is that scene where the guy waves the sword around and then Indiana Jones pulls out a gun
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Timothy Featherston @timfeatherston.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The most impressive own goal I’ve seen in a while.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Michael @bravesandbirds.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
W’s foreign policy, Nixon’s authoritarianism, Jackson’s racism, Gilded Age corruption, and (by the end) Coolidge’s effects on the economy.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
NYT confirms MS NOW: The Epstein files released by the Trump Justice Department failed to include some key materials — FBI memos summarizing interviews — related to a woman who said she had been sexually assaulted by both Trump and Epstein decades earlier, when she was a minor.
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Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump
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