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they/them • professional comma shuffler • amateur bagel eater • photo by alex kacha • www.timesnewrowan.com

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the wicker rowan @timesnewrowan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i bring glad tidings from reddit
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every car should have the driver’s workplace’s phone number on it and if you block the crosswalk i’m allowed to make a good faith effort to get you fired from your job. and if you’re the boss at your job then you just aren’t allowed a car sorry
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Eugenia Triantafyllou @foxesandroses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Khoreo's Kickstarter is almost 7k away from funding with only nine days to go!!! Let's do this for a magazine that has always been promoting marginalised authors and brings a fresh perspective to the sff community ❤️
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rae mariz @raemariz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
2 weeks left and a little over halfway to khōréō’s fundraising goal! Please support these folks! They published TWO of my unconventional Indigenous Futurisms stories, and encouraged me to make them even more weird and structurally strange www.kickstarter.com/projects/kho...
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khōréō: Year 6
Help us sustain and grow an award-winning magazine of speculative fiction and migration!
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the wicker rowan @timesnewrowan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
an all-timer of a story!!
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the wicker rowan @timesnewrowan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
for even in the false self………
lucky the black-and-white cat sniffs a clip shaped like a black-and-white cat
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
happy lesbian visibility day xoxo
job interview….. vs…. Lesbian visibility week meme but it’s Fritzi Ritz in two cute outfits
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 26/04/2026
#AlienDay
Dan O’Bannon’s Alien Egg Hatching concept art
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
random thing but my job during my gap year ended up being with a casting company and i was told that (at the time anyway) a sign billy zane was accepting a part was for him to enquire about a character's wig. i always enjoyed this idea
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/04/2026
if I were The Kid I would simply outrun The Judge in a 1995 Lotus Esprit
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 24/03/2026
when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent
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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Two screen grabs from the famous end of The Wicker Man. Only now Sgt. Neil Howie is screaming that the island has used up all the wicker, and there’s a basket fete this coming Saturday.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell
ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love

ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones 
I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Leto II contemplating the Golden Path
nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A basic tenet of my worldview is that fascism is very hard to sustain due to the fundamental rowdiness of people. You have to do so much for so long to contain it. You will never have enough guys. Eventually you just give up and start killing people but you go to sleep surrounded by the feral living
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill! tony: not how it's pronounced me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy tony: chap stick
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Putting a chip in my head that just constantly plays Tetris so I don’t absorb any trauma by opening literally any app
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/01/2026
like a nuclear power plant, I have a very specific spin down procedure
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
if I see you dooming on the timeline you have to donate to the Minneapolis strike fund
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 15/01/2026
transformation
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14/01/2026
"abolish ice" is a compromise position and the good position would get me banned from bluesky
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twist @twist.dog · 14/01/2026
i made a valentine's day card! orders should open up soon : ) keep an eye out @ topatoco.com/collections/...
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
no portfolio updates lol but here is this freak
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Christy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It's not a Vince Gilligan show if it isn't being disrespectful of your time
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Errai @errai
If you tried to get to know me better you'd see l'm not as bad as the ancients sealed me away for
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Many people are saying this
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John G @shinercomics.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Posted the first 8 pages of this comic, now fully colored and lettered. I know I posted 1 - 4 before but now you can see them all. www.patreon.com/posts/mement...
A promo card for a patreon post, Memento Mori Color Pages 1 - 8, featuring a comic page with a god's eye view of a dude in a hospital bed.
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twist @twist.dog · 08/01/2026
tunes
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I made a Cat Rapier for my werewolf friend @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social to help fend off the other wild beasts at home
A brass rapier handle and a bundle of feathers on a fishing spinner A rapier shaped cat toy that has feathers on a string so they fly through the air like a bird
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 07/01/2026
If you see it and it gives you intrusive thoughts play some Tetris
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 07/01/2026
Don’t watch a video of someone dying.
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
U is for Uriunceustreptus
fanciful illustration of a Uriunceustreptus millipede, patterned with colorful squares in stripes of reddish brown and dark blue
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Starting to understand people who wear glasses and only use them sometimes. I don’t need to be seeing all this all the time
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 06/01/2026
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 06/01/2026
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
early morning hours of a January Tuesday on the Lake Erie shore. Light snow covers an icy surface and the sky above the city in the distance glows against the cold morning grey.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 05/01/2026
You just have to do the right thing when the opportunity presents itself. You might not get the chance again.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
do it.
lillyashton.blogspot.com
You are Going to Start a Blog Now
Blogspot resurgence 2026 incoming.
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the wicker rowan @timesnewrowan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
with increasing frequency i log on here to read a sequence of posts that are almost completely indecipherable except for the rage they inspire on a subconscious level
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
billy joel has some really great songs where he just fucking tortures the english language. the most unnatural turns of phrase you can imagine. hes hitting the dictionary with a whip. again the songs are amazing
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
IM STARTING TO THINK TWITTER WAS BAD BECUASE OF THE USERS MOSTLY
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the wicker rowan @timesnewrowan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
stray italian greyhound dot mp3
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
*Witch cackles*
Current beginning of wikipedia entry for NYT publisher A.G. Sulzberger:

"Arthur Gregg Sulzberger (born August 5, 1980) is an American journalist and anti-transgender activist serving as the chairman of the New York Times Company and publisher of its flagship newspaper, The New York Times. He has been described as the "primary architect" of the paper's "barrage of anti-trans coverage."[1][2][3][4]"
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sami @samidrawsdogs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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