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Tim Campbell

@timcampbell.bsky.social
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Lurker, mildly horrified by all social media

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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A wise manager said to me years ago… think about emails like tennis, just because someone sends you one (over the net), doesn‘t mean you need to return it. Once it’s on your side, you’re in control (ofc, in tennis if you don’t send it back you lose the point, but I still enjoy the analogy)
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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LA is HOT. But does it have to be this hot? Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dog’s name is Luna. She’s 10 and came with the name when we adopted her at 4. Our previous frnechie we named Lola, which has led to some fun confusing memories but we run into Luna dogs all the trine!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paul Simon pays tribute to the victims of 9/11 by performing “The Sound of Silence.”
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Meredith Glaser @cyclingprofessor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Weather and hills aren't what stop people from riding bikes—it’s fear. We can’t expect people to cycle if we ask them to put their lives on the line every time they get on the saddle, especially with their kid next to them. Cartoon by Dave Walker
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
100% Also its just wrong if you accept the stupid premise New Mexico, Arizona, Georgia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and other states colored red here have voted blue in presidential elections during the last 25 years — let’s remember 270 is the game!
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Id say it’s a significant step change improvement from 1 to 3, bravo and keep going! Of course profile vs straight on portraits are different, but this is lovely 👏
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I met him and Senator Warnock in a delta lounge in Atlanta a couple years ago, when they were first running for the Senate. And my goodness Ossoff is a tall drink of water with a very firm handshake, I’m happy to report.
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I worked for MTV.com many years ago and we had business cards that were hyper color on the back. It looks black, but on touch it would reveal multicolor underneath it. But because you’d keep them in your pocket, or any place above room temperature, the hyper color effect was ruined. So dumb.
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah it was kinda… lame?
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Festivus… with consequences
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That tub scene last night… OKAY!!!
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Happy Birthday, America” As seen in NYC
A wild posting poster on top of a heavily graffiti wall, shows a mostly red image with the words “happy birthday America.”The red is red paint which we can see was painted by a small young boy who is now painted into a corner. He sits with his head down and arm draped over his folded knees with a small  American flag in his hand.
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
(And also I don’t really care about the trash can lady, go Knicks)
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“You know we live in a society!”

George from Seinfeld screams at people in an airport doing wild things the people do in public like no one is watching
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
lol! But also, that’s not theft. Free poop, please enjoy !
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Love the 3% that are not sure. Bless
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Correct!
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yay Knicks!
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Prat(t)fall
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TLDR Jack @tldrjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hi, seems like you ran into an error? I can watch all of Fleabag w/ a Prime membership, just tried episode 6 of season 1 on my phone no issue… if you keep hitting a problem, let me know I can help
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ha. I think the implication is the president of the United States is not aware that things laying on the ground can be longer than skyscrapers are high in the sky.
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have a yard sign for Raman, doing my part! (I also low key think these results are a pretty good breakdown of LA… like yes, 1/3 of us are totally nuts and will vote for Pratt)
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
A close up of captain kirk getting his eyes scanned. It is cut off above the eyebrows and below his mouth.The same image in a thumbnail for Star Trek, the wrath of Khan. But AI has painted the rest of the image so that Kirk is a balding man in a business suit.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Jeffrey Katzenberg: In 2015 I stepped back from Dreamworks and asked “what does the modern consumer want?” no one knew! And one day I’m in the office with Grogu and he says one word: “Quibi” and I go “that’s a billion dollar idea!” Later on of course I learned that was the Yoda word for bathroom
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
nothing but respect for MY president @andyrichter.co
andy ritcher ("commander in beef") wearing an oscar meyer jacket, holding a microphone and standing in front of several wienermobiles at the wienie 500
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Late-night TV died when Conan's show ended in my world, but Colbert was good at that job, and the only other thing I have to say is Jimmy Fallon is horrible
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Love it. Light is as light does, regardless of color you see contrast and light extremely well.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’d patootie or all over that cutie
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Up 850%!!! (using Trump’s special math)
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’m so sorry 💕
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
how can you not be romantic about baseball
Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández  collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Captain cringe
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Don't even get me started on bootleg movie posters from Ghana.
Jaws. The shark has a man's body, is clearly on steroid, wearing jorts, and carry the severed heads of Roy Scheider and Richard DreyfussThe Godfather. Marlon Brando is holding a 100-pound cat and there's a severed horse head on his desk.Jurassic Park. A man teeing off for a golf round in the park while a dinosaur eats a person.ET. For some reason ET is holding Michael Jackson and a facehugger from the Alien films is in the upper left corner.
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Me 10+ years ago: actions have consequences! Me now: unclear
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
I honestly thought it was an update from these two…
Girl screaming into a boys ear at the concert meme
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet
Thanking God today that my nephew Miles is with us for Easter today. His wound is still oozing blood but he’s alive & we’re thankful. The knifemen who stabbed him are still roaming around London. Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter xx
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
True. And shockingly, it ends…
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Like of course. Swedish people don’t think that’s weird (and it’s not weird actually)
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I’m also available for weddings and funerals
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh thanks! Glad to be of service
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Tim Campbell @timcampbell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s so old. There is zero chance that whatever you say there is the dumbest thing that has ever been said in that location. Break a leg!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/03/2026
I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 06/03/2026
Well this rips
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Turnstile cover The Stone Roses' ‘I Wanna Be Adored’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
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