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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 6m
I gotta start putting the event and the date on my title slides, purely so I can remember later where the slide decks came from and what they were for...
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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 6h
CFP: Generative Digital Humanities, a volume on AI and DH in the long-running Minnesota Debates in DH book series. To be co-edited by @zentralwerkstatt.org, @laurenfklein.bsky.social, @lnakamura.bsky.social, and myself. Deadline Nov. 1. Please share widely! dhdebates.gc.cuny.edu/page/cfp-gen...
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CFP: Generative Digital Humanities | Debates in the Digital Humanities
Transforming scholarly publications into living digital works
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 6h
I really hope Cornell undergoes the "Goldman Sachs" brand transformation, where you become primarily known for being supremely evil and only secondarily an institution among others in your class (financial/educational).
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 21h
This shit is wild
The atoms of the constituent were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the constituent, in her body, which later required a birth certificate.
And the constituent awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream, which issued a Social Security number.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 20h
2FA is largely an attack on the users and depreciating a form of 2FA often just means that users can't access the platform anymore.
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Anna Alexandrova @annaalexandrova.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A writeup abt the special issue of Studies in HPS which @martinkusch.bsky.social and I edited based on a 2022 conference held @crasshlive.bsky.social & @kingscollege.bsky.social The standard of articles is high, my own submission got rejected! So I poured my heart into the introduction. Have a read
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University of Cincinnati, Department of Philosophy @ucphilosophy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re hiring for two positions! One is TT in Ancient, the other an open-rank TT position in mind, science, or ethics. Please share widely! See more on PhilJobs: TT Ancient: philjobs.org/job/show/32273 Open-rank Mind, Science, or Ethics: philjobs.org/job/show/32265
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Assistant Professor, University of Cincinnati - PhilJobs:JFP Assistant Professor, University of Cincinnati
An international database of jobs for philosophers
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
second amendment but it's for finger guns
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry, but "lasagna soup" is neither a soup nor a stew. This is not a value judgment, but it's clearly a form of slop.
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every "unsolvable engineering problem" can be solved by just not doing the thing, sorry
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it would've proven his point
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3/3 applying for a 1/2:
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Goku Adjusts Weights in Dragon Ball Z
ALT: Goku Adjusts Weights in Dragon Ball Z
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 28/09/2026
senior postdocs on the academic job market:
screenshots from the latest season of British Bake Off of a chef named Mo, he's a tan skinned young man. He's got dark hair falling over his forehead and a beard. He's saying, "I come with a lot of baggage, but it's, like, the good baggage." 
Mo continued, "Like Louis Vuitton baggage."
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colleagues when you publish your book
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victor @notnaughtknot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
icebreaker: what’s wrong with you?
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If bluesky was fun, you were doing it wrong
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It can both be true that "bias" is a technical term in statistics with a separate meaning AND that using it to describe models to the broader public will have misleading anthropomorphizing effects.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
get in the brain injury machine shinji. get in the brain injury machine or you'll get left behind like rei will when we have no more use for her.
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The proposed filings are clearly not the work of an organic mind with linguistic talents developed in the crucible of human experience." lmao, hell yeah
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
always be the first to call the other person “manipulative”
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WHY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ian Hussey @ianhussey.mmmdata.io · 24/09/2026
I disagree
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao 40 NDPR emails at once, nice
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
prosecute them??? What do we [Australians] pay taxes for???
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's unbelievable how bad online access to academic books is. You're showing me a list of each chapter, with title and pdf, BUT NOT THE NAMES OF THE AUTHORS?? It's like this was made by someone who has never actually opened a book themselves.
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting to think the competence/performance distinction might be subtle, vexing, and possibly unstable. What's the most important text I should read on this? Who has already published this take?
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A good way to really appreciate the distinction between median and mean is to submit to a journal that lists median time to a decision
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
talking to a student after class about how some scientists start from first principles and others from contextual data, he asked me what I think scientists should be doing and I pointed out that he was asking me to commit to a first principles view or one based on contextual data ('it depends')...
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait, is utilitarianism based, actually?
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Vincent Carchidi @vcarchidi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine having two brains and using them to post on here
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You heard it here first, the title of my first book will be... "Pithy Title Colon Terribly Chatty Title That Overstays Its Welcome and Unnecessarily Lengthens the Whole Thing"
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
idk, I've seen plenty of philosophers be smug and dismissive about students who think they've found a flaw in a famous view [never mind that the flaws are often real and serious, scholarly copium and epicycles not withstanding], so I think the non-philosophers may be right about us.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 22/09/2026
The Strength of Weak Tie Fighters
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Vincent Carchidi @vcarchidi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Marx would always be badgering Engels for more tokens
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i've spent 15 years cultivating my complaints about how philosophers of mind are dumb and annoying, and i'll be DAMNED if some johnny come lately thinks he can just WALTZ in without DOING THE READING and THINK THEY ARE DUMB AND ANNOYING in a LESS SOPHISTICATED WAY THAN THE WAY I THINK THAT
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Sean A. Garrison— American artist. @seanagarrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Betrayal
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
muting Zoom to retreat to a secret tower where an enchanted mirror reveals to me the employable skills of tomorrow
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JP @perrinjan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Accidentally radicalized myself by reading and asking questions.
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I grow up I wanna be like Suppes, only four references and they're ALL my own work:
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Elmo @tim-elmo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we are cooked
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Frances Egan @francesegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chris Hill's review of my book in Notre Dame Philosophical Reviews ndpr.nd.edu/reviews/defl...
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Deflating Mental Representations
I found this book illuminating. A font of fresh ideas, it challenges the currently dominant Representational Theory of Mind and develops an alternative account…
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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