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TikiHymnologist

@tikihymnologist.bsky.social
78 followers 107 following 289 posts

I post about movies, music, video games, and sports. Healthy balance, I guess. Bad Vibes Only.

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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The 70s were a hairy decade, it was needed.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@kimjustice.bsky.social Finally have a coffee table book worthy of my coffee table
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Rewatching Harold and Maude and realizing the Manic Pixie Dream Girl is just dudes thinking “what if Maude but fuckable?!” (Obligatory shoutout to @nathanrabin.bsky.social)
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Got two thumbs and tickets to two nights of Cabaret Voltaire at the Cabaret Metro. Let’s boogie.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Cort has adjourned
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Dean Koontz tried to warn us. They even made his book into a movie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_S...
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Demon Seed - Wikipedia
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Would have been great if the kid had the correct reaction
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
On brand for MAHA to have a their commercial star a convicted rapist.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This game has more D than Grindr at a Turning Point show.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
He can’t even believe how bad he’s destroying the Yankees
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Fix your hearts or die
Trump with Yankees Yankees fans
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Nitehawk Cinema @nitehawkcinema.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
WES ANDERSON'S NEW NIGHTMARE is on 35mm next weekend at Nitehawk Williamsburg in our October series THE FINAL GIRL EXTRAVAGANA
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ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Customer: DORITO FURITO LAYS DMV: LOOKS LIKE DORI FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "DORIFU".
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@aprilciate.bsky.social youtu.be/P7s7qQqxM2k?... found this 12” the other day. First thought was “maybe it’s about the actor” but that chorus is pure Go-Betweens.
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The Becketts - Me and Robert Forster EP
YouTube video by goldentony111
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Picked a good day to go to the record store
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If he had watched the new Final Destination movie he would have known better.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Shout out to the top 5 ings in the world, onion r, happy end, Peter Jenn, Cool Runn and NO K.
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
How long before Trump declares marshall(sic) law?
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
@grok (audible gasp)
Mom! Dad! GROKS DEADThat's right, dead serious about white genocide In South africa
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
That’s not rain. We are having a dust storm in Chicago.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Artists rendering of the show.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Reading this like I have no knowledge of a president named Garfield
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Missed call from Vatican City? Oh no did they choose me to be pope? FUCK!
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Played out: adding “in bed” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes. Fresh: adding “in jail”. Some examples: “Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrity” “Time may fly by but memories don’t” “Stand firmly by your convictions”
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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Brian Eno: Scaramouche Of The Synthesizer in CREEM July 1975 #interview www.moredarkthanshark.org/eno_int_cree...
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Had a dream that I was on the run from the police. In order to escape I stole a police car- it ended up being a cyber truck. I was more worried about being seen in a cyber truck than I was getting caught by the police.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Going to start putting my preferred definite and indefinite articles in my bio so right wingers will consider them WOOOOOKE.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I love John Crpntr and his classic “Ghost of Mrs”.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I just want to be important enough to say “Leave us” to a roomful of people and empty the room
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Their message is the same as always: eat more cheese.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
“How much Keefe is on this beach anyway?” Apparently too much.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
:(
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
AI image of Celine Dion and Elton John eating sloppy barbecue in front of a sold out crowd.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Phrasing!
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Loving this console from *the future* with an Atari CX40 joystick.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The CorncobTV edit- they just show the parts where the BODIES get snatched.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Candid footage of JD Vance getting to third base with his Valentines date.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The cybertruck is basically just a consumer version of Paperboy 2000 from Get a Life.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Translation: “Knock off that jungle music”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
fear has been struck in the hearts of every one of these guys
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You know you’re gonna see the cowboy 2 times. You know that don’t you. You’re gonna see the cowboy 2 times.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Refs trying to get the Swifts ahead early.
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TikiHymnologist @tikihymnologist.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
AI knows Chicago, home of Baos, Wrilgley Feed, and the World Trade Center.
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