Reposted by tiedoton🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 17hYou’re telling me this dove is lonesome 3151
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 19hConsole cowboys attacking corporation ice: www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...tomshardware.com'Unprecedented' Cyberattack cripples supermarket fridges across Europe as hackers activate automatic defrosting — delivery and store prices also impacted by incidentA cyberattack has hit supermarkets in Europe, disabling refrigerators. 010
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 22hRIP raccoon, the emoji combinator people didn't love you as much as you deserved 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 22hThe quoted post looks just like a cat in a bunny suit. You could interpret it as a cat wearing a bunny skin, but imo that doesn't match the vibe of the end result But when you combine some other animal with a raccoon in Emoji Kitchen, you get a raccoon hat, and *that* can't be explained away: 100
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Therapist: And is this "Universal Constructor" in the room with us now? Me: 000
Reposted by tiedotoninvertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026there are now baby pill millipedes. for your information there are baby pill millipedes here. did I mention the baby pill millipedes 1338292
Reposted by tiedotonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4589001713
Reposted by tiedotonLewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This guy is just setting himself up for a "boy who cried wolf" situation 112119
Reposted by tiedotonBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Some animal jokes from my upcoming special Butterfly Pavilion 1548
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's no fun reposting the AAA minesweeper post anymore, now that the official bsky account has done it 020
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's not usually like that, I've just been stressed out lately 000
Reposted by tiedotonthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026god forbid a mouse come to this place for magic 381306150
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm no artist myself, but I appreciate you commissioning those who are a lot 141
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shining porcelain on a hill Give me your pee, your poop, your huddled asses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming posterior 010
Reposted by tiedotonCool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Turbo Dick / Disk / Super Pig / 1990 215555
Reposted by tiedotonAnton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At least no mathematician has ever had an extreme reaction to the rapid development of technology. 14784134
Reposted by tiedotonpajareo @pajareo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937 317856
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A biker got clotheslined by an outgrowth of a tree, call it branch misprediction 010
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The millennials on x are so much cooler than on bluesky, they're laughing their assess off to harry potter balenciaga videos there 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Applying ointment for my aching ligaments Oh yeah, I'm ready to post on bluesky 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My mind is like a blade, that has been lying in salt water for a very lomg time 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Feels kind of hypocritical to say size doesn't matter but also that the brain is the biggest sex organ Which one is it? 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Man walks into a soap bar and orders a drink "This is too foamy" 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The hares don't let people near them, but they still don't exactly avoid humans 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For such a long-running TV show, it's commendable that Happy Days never jumped the shark 000
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Getting left-wingers to vote by saying "i have seen right-wingers trying to get their fellow fascists to vote by saying 'you dont see any leftists saying you shouldnt vote for harris over gaza'" 1120
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026... = middle-aged or older, high, ponderous .. = whimsical, writes for an audience, too much time online 021
tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I went to a sleep store, and they kept offering me cervical pillows no matter how many times I told them I don't even have a uterus 000
