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not really a pigeon posts stupid shit he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 1h
Forehead reduction surgery
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 2h
Brainwreck
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dressing up as a medieval peasant to get free doritos
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Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Turbo Dick / Disk / Super Pig / 1990
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rude Goldberg machine
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You call *that* a goblet?
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Anton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least no mathematician has ever had an extreme reaction to the rapid development of technology.
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pajareo @pajareo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937
Historical black-and-white illustration showing how carrier pigeons were transported: a pigeon in a small cloth bag, a soldier carrying a pigeon in a specially designed pouch, and another soldier carrying several pigeons in a harness. The bottom illustration shows a portable frame designed to carry multiple pigeons.
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A biker got clotheslined by an outgrowth of a tree, call it branch misprediction
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The millennials on x are so much cooler than on bluesky, they're laughing their assess off to harry potter balenciaga videos there
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Applying ointment for my aching ligaments Oh yeah, I'm ready to post on bluesky
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My mind is like a blade, that has been lying in salt water for a very lomg time
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Feels kind of hypocritical to say size doesn't matter but also that the brain is the biggest sex organ Which one is it?
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Satisfying my partner with my veiny organ, the brain
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man walks into a soap bar and orders a drink "This is too foamy"
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
E-scooters are parked at the edge of stone-paved sidewalk. Beyond the edge there is a park area with planted flowers tall hay plants. A construction fence separates the areas. There is a hare sitting on grass next to the plants, its back facing the camera. The only light in the scene comes from a construction light attached to the fence. There are no dead leaves, but the feeling is still autumny.
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For such a long-running TV show, it's commendable that Happy Days never jumped the shark
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never bring a cake to a bread fight
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to a sleep store, and they kept offering me cervical pillows no matter how many times I told them I don't even have a uterus
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
order corn
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man walks into Operation Barbarossa "I can't feel my feet anymore"
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man walks into a soap bar *slip* Ouch!
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man walks into a bar, tender "Don't mind the bruise, I had a little accident on the way here, but hey, could you give me a beer?"
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man walks into a bartender "Hey, customers should stay on the other side of the counter"
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man walks into a barbarian Ouch!
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man walks into a bar Ouch!
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huge factory farms producing chicken meat for Zootopia's predator mammals
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A bomb!
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I beg your pardon? 🤨
A banner on a tall post with the words, in bold: 'WELL HUNG.' Followed beneath by: 'The best galleries, art & exhibitions  by miles. We are Camberwell SE5.'
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Letting millennials into marketing departments was a mistake
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crabs are made of overbaked bread, it's why they're called crustaceans
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pleading eyes emoji, but it has its big begging eyes on upward pointing stalks.
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Two households, both alike in dignity" does not take a stance on how much dignity they have, just that it's the same amount
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to rewatch/relisten it and I think the choir lyrics end with "ishi krimpatul" Does it recite the ring poem in black speech? That's definitely a choice
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pleading eyes emoji, but it has its big begging eyes on upward pointing stalks.
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 03/10/2026
When you gaze into the abyss, there’s a cute little crab gazing back at you. 🦀
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Part of the Rings of Power theme keeps looping in my head, so points to Howard Shore for that I guess
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's not even all terribly bad, it's just that there's so little that rises even above the line of just okay
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rings of Power drinking game: take a shot every time someone says "it is said that [...]", "it is told that [...]", "the lore tells that [...]" or similar You'll end up with cirrhosis
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After he lost one finger he had to, well, you know
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Solving the riddle "speak friend and enter" is how you get accepted into the Carnegie Mellon University
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I had the man date of heaven
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Madonna's La Isla Bonita is about Japan and tuna sushi
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anticipation roller coaster, that has only the first long climb and the tipping over the peak part. After the tipping point there's only a slight downhill part and then the car is lowered with an elevator back to the ground
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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tiedoton @tiedoton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mozilla bosses when designer shows slightly more rounded corners in UI elements:
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Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
Alt: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
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