Reposted by Nolan"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice 71448
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I made onion soup three days ago and my hands still stink of onion despite many hand washings and showers. Someone who is good at the economy, please help me, my hands are stinky 110
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Split some steaks with my roommate for $60, let him cook them all and they're fucking saltier than beef jerky. Not good! 000
Reposted by NolanFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026labor day is out, babe-r day is in so many hot babes in your area having a day 510215
Reposted by Nolansophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026why can't bi discourse ever be good 3244
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Can't believe I haven't seen any boobs today to commemorate Dolly's passing smh 010
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just heard the song Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross and it was like a fucking revelation. I will forever divide my life into before and after this moment. 020
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Shift is a little more than halfway over and I'm so fucking TIRED 000
Reposted by NolanMika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes 705566569
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Folks, I've seen enough to call it: Abdul El-Sayed wins the Dem primary in Michigan. 020
Reposted by Nolanwint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self 664920838
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If anyone wants to feel slightly less unc today by comparison, I just bought a three pack of compression socks 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Never forget a staunch opposition to age of consent laws! 091
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Feeling really weird that my trainer at work is 5 years younger than me 000
Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I want England to lose, this is the anti colonial world cup 000
Reposted by NolanMorris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026John Hinckley Jr. in 1981 8973121284