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Nolan

@tideisopod.bsky.social
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32, he/him. Fermented in the bottle. I'm into wood fired hot tubs and thinking about getting a new job right now.

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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 1h
Woke up with the Blood Rave song from Blade playing in my head
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feeling autocephalous af
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anytime, my love!
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would gladly be your weighted blanket, Rex.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made onion soup three days ago and my hands still stink of onion despite many hand washings and showers. Someone who is good at the economy, please help me, my hands are stinky
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bro get callused wtf
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Split some steaks with my roommate for $60, let him cook them all and they're fucking saltier than beef jerky. Not good!
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
His eyes are red from smoking weed.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cranberry juice and sparkling water my goat
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is absolutely stunning. So, so cool.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who up edgin on they boots
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mini carrottes biologiques
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This weird plant came up in my garden
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
labor day is out, babe-r day is in so many hot babes in your area having a day
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey this is crazy (extremely positive connotation)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mitchell Trubisky
@Mtrubisky10
I feel like a boss driving my moms vanMitchell Trubisky
@Mtrubisky10
| love to kiss tittiess
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
why can't bi discourse ever be good
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*salutes*
I love my cuntry text over the bi flag
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I gave a doctor twenty Chunghua for a shinejob
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm going eclipse mode
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can't believe I haven't seen any boobs today to commemorate Dolly's passing smh
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Chris Nolan put his whole O'Dussy into that movie
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just heard the song Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross and it was like a fucking revelation. I will forever divide my life into before and after this moment.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Shift is a little more than halfway over and I'm so fucking TIRED
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday :)
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have bad news..
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How it feels to wake up with nothing to do
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Folks, I've seen enough to call it: Abdul El-Sayed wins the Dem primary in Michigan.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If anyone wants to feel slightly less unc today by comparison, I just bought a three pack of compression socks
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Respectfully,
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm nodding enthusiastically
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Did I put you in a pretty reckless mood
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Never forget a staunch opposition to age of consent laws!
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love this thing so goddamn much
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Okay, now this is epic
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Gutch Cumberbund
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man, fuck England.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
She suck on my extended til I release
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Feeling really weird that my trainer at work is 5 years younger than me
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Really phenomenal work here, Rex.
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait is it confirmed Mitch is dead
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In and out of this mortal coil
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hell hath no fury like an angry Bosnian
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Smh I heard he's gonna do it TWICE...
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Nolan @tideisopod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I want England to lose, this is the anti colonial world cup
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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